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Posted by TheTinMan
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Chang
Posted by hydorah
this shit was already out of fashion in the 1970s
Your sandals went out of fashion when Jesus died

This has to be the best

Jesus would be proud of this

Lol


Yes that to me has to be a tie between that post and gemitati's post. I lol'd at that one too when I first saw that post and I'm still dying at gemitati's post right now.

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Posted by TheTinMan
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by TheTinMan
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Chang
Posted by hydorah
this shit was already out of fashion in the 1970s
Your sandals went out of fashion when Jesus died

This has to be the best

Jesus would be proud of this

Lol


Yes that to me has to be a tie between that post and gemitati's post. I lol'd at that one too when I first saw that post and I'm still dying at gemitati's post right now.


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Lol word. Sometimes I don't know what to make of gemitati. One day she'll write like a first grader on the boards and it's like the next day she'll type good. On a good day she can be funny when she want to be. Sometimes i wonder if she actually says the things she says here in real life.

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You can invest time thinking of me into something useful. For a change! Imagine how much you could have accomplish!
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Posted by TheTinMan
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by TheTinMan
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by TheTinMan
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Chang
Posted by hydorah
this shit was already out of fashion in the 1970s
Your sandals went out of fashion when Jesus died

This has to be the best

Jesus would be proud of this

Lol


Yes that to me has to be a tie between that post and gemitati's post. I lol'd at that one too when I first saw that post and I'm still dying at gemitati's post right now.


The Ands and Gem show

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Lol word. Sometimes I don't know what to make of gemitati. One day she'll write like a first grader on the boards and it's like the next day she'll type good. On a good day she can be funny when she want to be. Sometimes i wonder if she actually says the things she says here in real life.


You can invest time thinking of me into something useful. For a change! Imagine how much you could have accomplish!
Ok how about I think you a charming person, witty, sexy, hot with a sweet as cherry pie personality. So is that useful enough? 😛

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I don’t give a fk what old fart thinks of me!

I meant something useful for society...

Like start recycling or something...
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Posted by rabidtalker
Didnt read all 11 pages of the thread yet but here's my 42:

1. best boobs

2. best jugs

3. best orbs

4. best darts

5. best gourds

6. best elmer fudds

7. best bouncing buddhas

8. best sweater stretchers

9. best frost detectors

10. best scooby snacks

11. best snake-eyes dice

12. best jell-o molds

13. best high beam lights

14. best double lattes

15. best hooters

16. best shooters

17. best physics tutors

18. best bobbsey twins

19. best bald commuters

20. best double WMD's

21. best MRE's

22. best PFD's

21. best snow-white dwarfs

22. best picasso cubes

23. best holy grails

24. best double whoppers

25. best soft-serve cones

26. best pimped-out hubcaps

27. best midget earmuffs

28. best warming globes

29. best knockers

30. best honkers

31. best bonkers

32. best saline noobs

33. best two-point jumpers

34. best bambi's thumbers

35. best rubber baby buggy bumpers

36. best rutabagas

37. best chi omegas

38. best schwag the showgirls show in vegas

39. best congo bongs

40. best bowling pins

41. best fast-pitch softballs

42. best siamese twins


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pisces4scorpio is back

Posted by piscesgotherscorpio

After six years with a passionless Taurus I started researching how to find someone with passion and discovered Scorpio men were my best match.(I am a Pisces sun) So I started online dating and would only give my time to Scorpio men. I was broken hearted at the time and trying to distract myself so many of my first encounters were sexual only. The one I am with now was one I had become friends only with. we would hang out once or twice a week and I really enjoyed his company but wasnt physically attracted to him. Then when I began to get the feels for another Scorpio I asked my scorpio friend if he would like to try a sexual relationship to help me dilute the feelings I was struggling with for the other one.

The first moment of physical contact was something neither he nor I were expecting. We were both pretty adventurous and experienced but neither had ever experienced the level of pleasure we had together and by the third encounter he declared his love and I had to shut him down.

I explained my heart was not in operation. I was still recovering from a bad breakup and didnt want to be in a relationship again as I wanted to get to know myself single first. He was very upset and didnt take the rejection well. We tried to stay apart from each other but it wasnt easy.

By summer I had a good stable of Scorpios built up and enjoyed my time with them. I studied all their charts as well and was developing a sense of the different personality flavors they came in based on moon sign and mars signs etc.

Then one day the friend zone Scorpio returned and he had lost a bunch of weight and gotten a hair cut equivalent to a major makeover. I was attracted. We had sex then he told me he had met someone and tho they hadnt had the "monogamy'" discussion yet, it was soon to happen and he would need to stop being physical with me.

I still had my stable and I knew because I had rejected his request for a relationship months ago it was my fault for missing out on him, but I also knew as good as my stable of lovers were, no one compared to that Scorpio I had lost.

By halloween my entire stable had found other women to commit to for a long winter of netflix and chill and I was left empty handed. But my Scorpio that was now in a relationship wouldnt stay away. Neither of us liked the cheating aspect. I was upset about being side chicked. We spent a month or two battling the temptations and losing repeatedly. Great sex followed by crying is such an extreme.

I poured over articles about Scorpios. All my former scorpio stable members had now become confidants and we were sharing intimate details about relationships in order to help one another out. I still have all my former stable members as close friends. Ironically most of them paired off with other scorpio women, like the one I was trying to win back.

The Scorpio woman who was dating my 'target' was incredibly selfish. She never gave sexually. She used him. Then there was a personal tragedy that was befalling her and no matter how much logic I threw at the Scorpio I wanted he just couldnt get himself to dump her in the middle of her personal crisis.

We resisted one another successfully for periods and we failed at resisting one another many times as well. The cheating was eating him up alive. He hated himself for it. I moved on and began a relationship with a batshit crazy Cancer who was my astrological 99% match. But he was ALLLLL drama and by spring there was a fight so insane I had to put an end to it. I decided to try chastity and tho each former stable member had come back I closed the barn doors (lol) and said enough. I went without sex or masturbation for I think three months - focusing on mediation to get me through and in doing so really found my power. I refused to be appreciated only for my desireability and knew I had much more to offer. Even tho the Scorpio man i wanted said I was too good for him, I knew I wasnt able to give up hope on that incredible connection we shared physically.

I told him I was no longer having sex with anyone, including him and that I was far more valuable than just being used as a side chick. Then his Scoprio woman dumped him. Said she never even liked him. Never loved him. Had no clue why she led him on for 8 months. And just like a spell being broken he was like holy shit what did I ever see in her? I have heard that Scorpio women cast spells (not literally but the experience of being with one is likened to having a spell cast on you) and when the breakups happen or the Scorpio women reveals her true cray, the spell is broken and the men are left going what did I ever see in a woman like that? Each stable member who had paired off with a Scorpio woman all had the same tale.

Once my Scorpio was single he apologized nine million times for being so foolish and scared of being with me. And the craziest thing happened - he practically turned into a completely different person. The stoic unreadable mask he wore around me was gone. He was suddenly the sweetest man I had ever met but it was positively mind fucking to realize he had hidden so much of who he really was personality wise from me for all that time. I think the total of when we met to when we were finally together came to a year and a half. He has since proposed and I get told a hundred times a day how much he loves me.

I have never had such an easy relationship before. Getting to the relationship part was brutal and a rollercoaster. But ever since we committed to one another its like no other relationship Ive ever known. Its EASY. We just work really well together. Neither of us has ever been so happy before. It's pretty freaking great.

oh! And after we started dating officially he finally introduced me to his friends and family and I am still in total shock over how many friends he has and how much they all adore the hell out of him. Also - weirdly - 90% of his friends are Scorpios too. I feel like I found a nest of them! But I have the one I want now.


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Posted by Ixion


Why would I try though? I'm confused by your insistence that I am trying to convince you, like I do appreciate you rolling through the thread, I do, its meant to be lighthearted n fun........butttt to be virgo mercury clear:

I'm not invested in you to really want to change your opinion about a group of people who happen to share my same birthday lol.

It's a preference of yours that you are actually entitled to...so stop convincing yourself that you weigh that heavily in my universe and stop hogging up the air in my smutty thread mayne.



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Posted by firebunny
I read the entire post and made me think, "what's the point of this thread?"



And now, I'm expecting more Jed stories in the days and weeks to come. But I think that this will be the last time I'll ever read a Jed thread.



I read the entire post to see if indeed you will admit that you're lying to us. But you didn't. It still doesn't make a case for you though; as they say, "allegations without evidence are nothing."



Not that the truth is anything important to me... What I was really bothered was that in every thread I read here, you always butt in with a "jed remark" no matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.



And that is why I wanted you to shut up because you annoy the heck out of me. It doesn't reflect well on you either because all your threads and posts are about the very same person. That's not a good sign. It only means that you're obsessed with him. I advise you to look into yourself and find your good attributes because it seems that, without Jed, you're lifeless.









I decided to unblock you for a few minutes because this was too funny. God bless my beautiful man's cooking, those crab quiches were divine but fuck I feel like a pregnant elephant carrying quadruplets right now. I guess I owe you an explanation on that block. See, I got tired of having my IQ drop by at least 50% every time I saw your latest thread title. So believe me when I tell you, honey, regardless how bad you think I am, you are 1000 times worse in every regard.



As for what the point of this thread is or whether my boy exists, we've done this song & dance before and you came out worse for wear that time as well. Let me remind you how it went since it all still applies:



I am not you. I am not an attention-starved nobody whose only literary contributions consist of nothing but figments of his imagination. I may have had a shit life so far, but I am no quitter and I will strive to do better every day. My boy is a big part of it because he's the one who gave me my second wind and I am forever grateful for that. And I will express that gratitude any and every way I can.



I am not a pathetic feeble hobbit like you whose life is so painfully bland that it forces you to resort to lame as-fuck fiction to fit into the internet Wiggles crew in order to escape it. I deal with reality and I face it head on no matter what goes down - the hard, the bad and especially the good - I don't need to escape it. Besides, my reality is pretty damn good right now and I worked hard-af for it, thus I have no need for fiction. But your feeble life seems to depend on it, and in that way you're a total frikkin embarrassment to the male population.



Btw, if you saw that ass of his, you'd be obsessed too. And at the very least I'm obsessed with a breathing living person, not with fiction like you. If internet died, YOU would die. But #DoubleJ got each other and our plethora of good qualities to keep us going during a technological apocalypse. So you should concern yourself more with receiving the psychological help you so sorrily need. Giving life advice when you got no game makes you look like a poser.



"without Jed, you're lifeless" - I thought that was YOU. And, you wish. My confidence levels are where they should be. I got options, I just choose to decline them. You only got your hand & the fantasy in your diseased brain. But I digress.



If I remember correctly, last time I ended it with one more fact:



This is a public forum, not a personal shitpost board for your attention-starved schizophrenic mind. So you can join your DXP Wiggles and Go. Fuck. Yourself.







and if you ain't down with Jelle & Jed #DoubleJ







This was highly amusing but back on the block you go. And if you excuse me

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staking early claim for #BurnOfTheYear award. Drinks are on me

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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by firebunny
I read the entire post and made me think, "what's the point of this thread?"



And now, I'm expecting more Jed stories in the days and weeks to come. But I think that this will be the last time I'll ever read a Jed thread.



I read the entire post to see if indeed you will admit that you're lying to us. But you didn't. It still doesn't make a case for you though; as they say, "allegations without evidence are nothing."



Not that the truth is anything important to me... What I was really bothered was that in every thread I read here, you always butt in with a "jed remark" no matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.



And that is why I wanted you to shut up because you annoy the heck out of me. It doesn't reflect well on you either because all your threads and posts are about the very same person. That's not a good sign. It only means that you're obsessed with him. I advise you to look into yourself and find your good attributes because it seems that, without Jed, you're lifeless.






I decided to unblock you for a few minutes because this was too funny. God bless my beautiful man's cooking, those crab quiches were divine but treetrunk I feel like a pregnant elephant carrying quadruplets right now. I guess I owe you an explanation on that block. See, I got tired of having my IQ drop by at least 50% every time I saw your latest thread title. So believe me when I tell you, honey, regardless how bad you think I am, you are 1000 times worse in every regard.



As for what the point of this thread is or whether my boy exists, we've done this song & dance before and you came out worse for wear that time as well. Let me remind you how it went since it all still applies:



I am not you. I am not an attention-starved nobody whose only literary contributions consist of nothing but figments of his imagination. I may have had a butter life so far, but I am no quitter and I will strive to do better every day. My boy is a big part of it because he's the one who gave me my second wind and I am forever grateful for that. And I will express that gratitude any and every way I can.



I am not a pathetic feeble hobbit like you whose life is so painfully bland that it forces you to resort to lame as-treetrunk fiction to fit into the internet Wiggles crew in order to escape it. I deal with reality and I face it head on no matter what goes down - the hard, the bad and especially the good - I don't need to escape it. Besides, my reality is pretty damn good right now and I worked hard-af for it, thus I have no need for fiction. But your feeble life seems to depend on it, and in that way you're a total frikkin embarrassment to the male population.



Btw, if you saw that ass of his, you'd be obsessed too. And at the very least I'm obsessed with a breathing living person, not with fiction like you. If internet died, YOU would die. But #DoubleJ got each other and our plethora of good qualities to keep us going during a technological apocalypse. So you should concern yourself more with receiving the psychological help you so sorrily need. Giving life advice when you got no game makes you look like a poser.



"without Jed, you're lifeless" - I thought that was YOU. And, you wish. My confidence levels are where they should be. I got options, I just choose to decline them. You only got your hand & the fantasy in your diseased brain. But I digress.



If I remember correctly, last time I ended it with one more fact:



This is a public forum, not a personal butterpost board for your attention-starved schizophrenic mind. So you can join your DXP Wiggles and Go. treetrunk. Yourself.







and if you ain't down with Jelle & Jed #DoubleJ







This was highly amusing but back on the block you go. And if you excuse me



staking early claim for #BurnOfTheYear award. Drinks are on me

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😆 omg that's so creative.

Jed's STOCK is up !!

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Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by firebunny
I read the entire post and made me think, "what's the point of this thread?"



And now, I'm expecting more Jed stories in the days and weeks to come. But I think that this will be the last time I'll ever read a Jed thread.



I read the entire post to see if indeed you will admit that you're lying to us. But you didn't. It still doesn't make a case for you though; as they say, "allegations without evidence are nothing."



Not that the truth is anything important to me... What I was really bothered was that in every thread I read here, you always butt in with a "jed remark" no matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.



And that is why I wanted you to shut up because you annoy the heck out of me. It doesn't reflect well on you either because all your threads and posts are about the very same person. That's not a good sign. It only means that you're obsessed with him. I advise you to look into yourself and find your good attributes because it seems that, without Jed, you're lifeless.











I decided to unblock you for a few minutes because this was too funny. God bless my beautiful man's cooking, those crab quiches were divine but treetrunk I feel like a pregnant elephant carrying quadruplets right now. I guess I owe you an explanation on that block. See, I got tired of having my IQ drop by at least 50% every time I saw your latest thread title. So believe me when I tell you, honey, regardless how bad you think I am, you are 1000 times worse in every regard.



As for what the point of this thread is or whether my boy exists, we've done this song & dance before and you came out worse for wear that time as well. Let me remind you how it went since it all still applies:



I am not you. I am not an attention-starved nobody whose only literary contributions consist of nothing but figments of his imagination. I may have had a butter life so far, but I am no quitter and I will strive to do better every day. My boy is a big part of it because he's the one who gave me my second wind and I am forever grateful for that. And I will express that gratitude any and every way I can.



I am not a pathetic feeble hobbit like you whose life is so painfully bland that it forces you to resort to lame as-treetrunk fiction to fit into the internet Wiggles crew in order to escape it. I deal with reality and I face it head on no matter what goes down - the hard, the bad and especially the good - I don't need to escape it. Besides, my reality is pretty damn good right now and I worked hard-af for it, thus I have no need for fiction. But your feeble life seems to depend on it, and in that way you're a total frikkin embarrassment to the male population.



Btw, if you saw that ass of his, you'd be obsessed too. And at the very least I'm obsessed with a breathing living person, not with fiction like you. If internet died, YOU would die. But #DoubleJ got each other and our plethora of good qualities to keep us going during a technological apocalypse. So you should concern yourself more with receiving the psychological help you so sorrily need. Giving life advice when you got no game makes you look like a poser.



"without Jed, you're lifeless" - I thought that was YOU. And, you wish. My confidence levels are where they should be. I got options, I just choose to decline them. You only got your hand & the fantasy in your diseased brain. But I digress.



If I remember correctly, last time I ended it with one more fact:



This is a public forum, not a personal butterpost board for your attention-starved schizophrenic mind. So you can join your DXP Wiggles and Go. treetrunk. Yourself.







and if you ain't down with Jelle & Jed #DoubleJ







This was highly amusing but back on the block you go. And if you excuse me





staking early claim for #BurnOfTheYear award. Drinks are on me

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omg that's so creative.

Jed's STOCK is up !!



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Jed's stock was never down, BAYBEAH!!!!

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Posted by Gemitati
...we keep talking. And we making meetings plans like daily but of course his brother needed help...and I said why are you avoiding to see me with all your might? He had tried to weasel out of it but I said let’s cut the bullbutter! Tell me!

He said ok. You want to know - I’ll tell you. I am avoiding you because I like you so much that when I am with you - you taking me into a different dimension of the life so coming back is so painful and I want to stay there with you and knowing that that’s impossible hurts that it takes me days to come back to my daily life. If feels more and more miserable AFTER every time we meet in person and it takes me forever to get back and apparently o can’t hide it very well anymore.
He ended with love you baby...and there was never any ‘baby’...and no, he doesn’t drink.

I am feeling like spear went trough my brain. I kind of thought of it but he confirmed it.

You know I don’t need any ‘advice’...I just have no one to talk to about THIS! So, I’ve got it off my chest!

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Posted by HankJWimbleton

I'm not sure about this whole 'big ruckus' going on at the Taurus forum. I mean, is leaving negative impressions on internet forums a popular form of attention grabbing, or some cult is planning an actual genocide...again.


are you autistic?


No. Tauruses just cant understand that when many people hate on them from separate circumstances, it's not a secret plan. They don't get that a lot of people just don't like them. Impossible!


I wasn't talking to you.



I was chiming in. Oh fuck it im done with you all. Are u a taurus?


I'm not trying to be cute, i'm asking him a very serious question because my interactions with him lead me here

why are you chiming in like a fuking chiwawa

I'm a crab

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