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Posted by Damnata
https://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/indias-first-ever-happiness-minister-goes-on-the-run-following-murder-36411839.htmllmao
ROFL!!
Good god!! I didn't even know there's such minister 😂😂
Posted by ItsMeRoman
🤨 omg is that bad girl Teena starting drama again?Smh 🤦🏻♀️ why am I not surprised. 🤫
😁😁
Rate it🐣🐣
Posted by Deep_Fried_Jalebi
I never win an award 😢(Omg...dead at your name😂😂😂
Also I luvvvv Jalebi❤️❤️😋
😆
Well someone drank all that whiskey and dxp wouldn't let me be Someone_drank_all_my_whiskey, luckily my mom made some jalebis and I had a light bulb moment 😁
How are you babe?
Awwwww your mom made jalebis——?
I waaannttt😭😭😭 I'll go get some😋😋😋
Haha.. let's kill that someone who drank all your whiskey 😱
Come home, I will make you some. Cooking is one thing I do exceptionally well 😎 You love jalebis? Lol... I will make you slow cooked lamb biryani and tender prawn fries 😄
Babe I'm sure their body would be found in some dark alley...
Maybe @DreamyBoy drank all the whiskey 🤔 ..........
Whaaaat? Lol
Last week Teena dragged me into her fight with DreamyBoy! I did nothing despite being a Gemini...
ROFL
Chill you guys... it's not even serious really 😂😂😂
Lmao
Just messing with you bub
*Hugs*
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Daaamn!!! N I thought I'm the only one messing 😂
Posted by ItsMeRoman
You guys should take all of these third tier issues over to the Slut Mafia game 😎See you there....I’ll be in the seats above you, looking down on you 👹
I’m not third tier, you’re third tier 👀
Oh really? A hooker telling me where my tier is?
Take me out in Slut Mafia....hoe 😃
See you there
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Your tier: ⬇️ | My tier: ⬆️
Posted by Deep_Fried_Jalebi
I never win an award 😢(Omg...dead at your name😂😂😂
Also I luvvvv Jalebi❤️❤️😋
😆
Well someone drank all that whiskey and dxp wouldn't let me be Someone_drank_all_my_whiskey, luckily my mom made some jalebis and I had a light bulb moment 😁
How are you babe?
Awwwww your mom made jalebis——?
I waaannttt😭😭😭 I'll go get some😋😋😋
Haha.. let's kill that someone who drank all your whiskey 😱
Come home, I will make you some. Cooking is one thing I do exceptionally well 😎 You love jalebis? Lol... I will make you slow cooked lamb biryani and tender prawn fries 😄
Babe I'm sure their body would be found in some dark alley...
Maybe @DreamyBoy drank all the whiskey 🤔 ..........
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He must have fo sure!!!
Posted by Whorpio
Your tier: ⬇️ | My tier: ⬆️Tell me how you really feel ✍🏻
....in Slut Mafia 🗣
I bet if I’d became a hooker I’d outrank you there as well. 🤭
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Hey can you do me a favor and play for me in slut mafia? You won’t regret it, I promise.
Posted by Deep_Fried_Jalebi
I never win an award 😢(Omg...dead at your name😂😂😂
Also I luvvvv Jalebi❤️❤️😋
😆
Well someone drank all that whiskey and dxp wouldn't let me be Someone_drank_all_my_whiskey, luckily my mom made some jalebis and I had a light bulb moment 😁
How are you babe?
Awwwww your mom made jalebis——?
I waaannttt😭😭😭 I'll go get some😋😋😋
Haha.. let's kill that someone who drank all your whiskey 😱
Come home, I will make you some. Cooking is one thing I do exceptionally well 😎 You love jalebis? Lol... I will make you slow cooked lamb biryani and tender prawn fries 😄
Babe I'm sure their body would be found in some dark alley...
Maybe @DreamyBoy drank all the whiskey 🤔 ..........
He must have fo sure!!!
*passes pitchforks to Deep_Fried_Jalebi and Teena* 😈
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Dude is extra sensitive today... A normal fork will do😂🐣
Posted by Whorpio
Your tier: ⬇️ | My tier: ⬆️Tell me how you really feel ✍🏻
....in Slut Mafia 🗣
I bet if I’d became a hooker I’d outrank you there as well. 🤭
Hey can you do me a favor and play for me in slut mafia? You won’t regret it, I promise.
Do you want me to go method actor or nah?
🤔
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I was thinking more improv, but whatever helps you win for me will be great 👌🏼
Posted by GC02
When people were voting you best newbie, but you’ve been here since 2014.
Really— What were your old aliases
Huh?
I meant old usernames. I don't remember you
You were too head over heels for @Gc02 that you didn't know she isn't a newbie...n you ask me why I ignore you😑
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I'm surprised he even remembered the existence of Gemican01 lol
Posted by Deep_Fried_Jalebi
I never win an award 😢(Omg...dead at your name😂😂😂
Also I luvvvv Jalebi❤️❤️😋
😆
Well someone drank all that whiskey and dxp wouldn't let me be Someone_drank_all_my_whiskey, luckily my mom made some jalebis and I had a light bulb moment 😁
How are you babe?
Awwwww your mom made jalebis——?
I waaannttt😭😭😭 I'll go get some😋😋😋
Haha.. let's kill that someone who drank all your whiskey 😱
Come home, I will make you some. Cooking is one thing I do exceptionally well 😎 You love jalebis? Lol... I will make you slow cooked lamb biryani and tender prawn fries 😄
Babe I'm sure their body would be found in some dark alley...
Omg!!! You can make jalebis— Aren't they too difficult to make—? You sure must be an exceptional cook then❤️❤️I so wanna try now!! But gimme the easier ones first 🙈🙈
Lamb biryani is pretty famous somewhere...no— Babe I don't eat non-veg🐣🐣 What's the veg dish you can cook the best??
😂😂@dark alley...so you already killed them??😂
It's very easy, you just need to have a piping bag and know to make the batter.
I will WhatsApp you some recipes but hey aren't you a vegetarian— If yes bye-bye see ya next year if I turn veggie (which will never happen)-_-
Veg dishes? Minced beans stir fried with besan flour? Lady's finger deep fried? Flavored Rices, string hoppers made from scratch - veg stew, different types of pancakes, I mean idk what you like. I cook everything kinda really well lol
We are derailing Damnata's thread
Nah, I blame the whiskey 😄
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Batter mixing is the toughest part ?? Like right mixing n all—
Rofl!! Yes I am...but I may cook non-veg for special someone 🙃🙃... So you can still send me the recipes 😁😁
I can make pancakes babe.... I can make few other desserts too.I want some serious dishes like biryani kinda stuff🙈
Nah, I blame the whiskey 😄
Blame @DreamyBoy and everything will be okay 😎
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Aren't you the sweetest—🐣😘😁
Posted by GC02
When people were voting you best newbie, but you’ve been here since 2014.
Really— What were your old aliases
Huh?
I meant old usernames. I don't remember you
You were too head over heels for @Gc02 that you didn't know she isn't a newbie...n you ask me why I ignore you😑
I'm surprised he even remembered the existence of Gemican01 lol
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Rofl!!! He remembers because he's in 😍
Nah, I blame the whiskey 😄
Blame @DreamyBoy and everything will be okay 😎
I think I know the real culprit 😄
Cap girls
Smh
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But sakura is a Ram babe...Aries...who are we talking about??😛
Posted by Deep_Fried_Jalebi
I never win an award 😢(Omg...dead at your name😂😂😂
Also I luvvvv Jalebi❤️❤️😋
😆
Well someone drank all that whiskey and dxp wouldn't let me be Someone_drank_all_my_whiskey, luckily my mom made some jalebis and I had a light bulb moment 😁
How are you babe?
Awwwww your mom made jalebis——?
I waaannttt😭😭😭 I'll go get some😋😋😋
Haha.. let's kill that someone who drank all your whiskey 😱
Come home, I will make you some. Cooking is one thing I do exceptionally well 😎 You love jalebis? Lol... I will make you slow cooked lamb biryani and tender prawn fries 😄
Babe I'm sure their body would be found in some dark alley...
Maybe @DreamyBoy drank all the whiskey 🤔 ..........
He must have fo sure!!!
*passes pitchforks to Deep_Fried_Jalebi and Teena* 😈
*Whacks Sakura on the head with a fork*
*I lost that pitchfork*
*Throws Teena and Dreamyboy into a dark room*
Damn I forgot to blindfold them😡
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Ewww nooo! I can't with him!!! He's drunk!!🙄
I was thinking more improv, but whatever helps you win for me will be great 👌🏼
I’ll do it if I can improv. I’ve always wanted to be a hooker with a gimp leg 💃🏽
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Idk what a gimp leg is, but I did break my wrist a year ago, if that helps you get into character...
Posted by Deep_Fried_Jalebi
I never win an award 😢(Omg...dead at your name😂😂😂
Also I luvvvv Jalebi❤️❤️😋
😆
Well someone drank all that whiskey and dxp wouldn't let me be Someone_drank_all_my_whiskey, luckily my mom made some jalebis and I had a light bulb moment 😁
How are you babe?
Awwwww your mom made jalebis——?
I waaannttt😭😭😭 I'll go get some😋😋😋
Haha.. let's kill that someone who drank all your whiskey 😱
Come home, I will make you some. Cooking is one thing I do exceptionally well 😎 You love jalebis? Lol... I will make you slow cooked lamb biryani and tender prawn fries 😄
Babe I'm sure their body would be found in some dark alley...
Maybe @DreamyBoy drank all the whiskey 🤔 ..........
He must have fo sure!!!
*passes pitchforks to Deep_Fried_Jalebi and Teena* 😈
*Whacks Sakura on the head with a fork*
*I lost that pitchfork*
*Throws Teena and Dreamyboy into a dark room*
Damn I forgot to blindfold them😡
Ewww nooo! I can't with him!!! He's drunk!!🙄
Lol
Do you want an exchange offer?
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Omg!!! Sure!!! Who's the other person—
*Praying for him/her to be an Aries*
Posted by Deep_Fried_Jalebi
I never win an award 😢(Omg...dead at your name😂😂😂
Also I luvvvv Jalebi❤️❤️😋
😆
Well someone drank all that whiskey and dxp wouldn't let me be Someone_drank_all_my_whiskey, luckily my mom made some jalebis and I had a light bulb moment 😁
How are you babe?
Awwwww your mom made jalebis——?
I waaannttt😭😭😭 I'll go get some😋😋😋
Haha.. let's kill that someone who drank all your whiskey 😱
Come home, I will make you some. Cooking is one thing I do exceptionally well 😎 You love jalebis? Lol... I will make you slow cooked lamb biryani and tender prawn fries 😄
Babe I'm sure their body would be found in some dark alley...
Maybe @DreamyBoy drank all the whiskey 🤔 ..........
He must have fo sure!!!
*passes pitchforks to Deep_Fried_Jalebi and Teena* 😈
*Whacks Sakura on the head with a fork*
*I lost that pitchfork*
*Throws Teena and Dreamyboy into a dark room*
Damn I forgot to blindfold them😡
Ewww nooo! I can't with him!!! He's drunk!!🙄
Lol
Do you want an exchange offer?
Omg!!! Sure!!! Who's the other person—
*Praying for him/her to be an Aries*
Even prayers won't bring Aries guys to dxp 😢
Wolfie! But she seems busy with my bro Skies
My best guy friend is an Aries and he's sexy too!
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Hahah... that's the best part about them!! We don't find them on dxp explains enough ❤️❤️
Yup... Wolfie is busy with mafia n skies😭😭
@wolfinramsclothing
Please hook me up with your guy friend 😛🐣🐣
can't count on virgo
It's not evening Yet
For someone that hates these, you sure do care 😛
Posted by lANDSl
Plot twist: Damnata has been locked out of her account and unable to post the results
It's life's way of teaching people not to be so needy and not to give a fack what others think of them
Validation
Meltdown
😛
Haven't slept in 36 hours cuz I kept hoping DXP would work last night.
Shame on you, DXP. The nerve you have to ask for money with this poor performance.
I will come back to this topic as soon as I'm not a zombie anymore.
Sorry all for the delays but in between the timezone difference and this site acting up...I need to sleep.
lol
That sucks
lol @ not sleeping for DXP
Posted by hydorah
lol @ not sleeping for DXP
Yes, Virgos are on that level of reliability. Kept hoping it would work and then thought if I fell asleep and the site would be back on...what a lack of responsibility that would be on my end. Letting everyone and myself down.
Anyway, laters.
"it's the website's fault"
Mimimimiii 😎 Good night
Posted by Damnata
Haven't slept in 36 hours cuz I kept hoping DXP would work last night.Shame on you, DXP. The nerve you have to ask for money with this poor performance.
I will come back to this topic as soon as I'm not a zombie anymore.
Sorry all for the delays but in between the timezone difference and this site acting up...I need to sleep.
36 hours? You need to gtfo and go outside.
Posted by Damnata
Haven't slept in 36 hours cuz I kept hoping DXP would work last night.Shame on you, DXP. The nerve you have to ask for money with this poor performance.
I will come back to this topic as soon as I'm not a zombie anymore.
Sorry all for the delays but in between the timezone difference and this site acting up...I need to sleep.
36 hours? You need to gtfo and go outside.
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How about you stfu and gtfo all together?
And get your self some sense of humor...
if dicks are unattainable...which is too obvious!
when you start regreting it was not organized by firebombing
@firebunny , proceed with our plan
The "THANK GOD, the pizza guy is here.. someone get that, I'm busy sitting on this aesthetically-ass-pleasing couch" awards:
Best Taurus Male:
@lANDSl
Best Taurus Female:
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!
Plot Twist: Her ashes are in every award
Posted by Damnata
The "Go ram yourself off a cliff" awards:Best Aries Male:
Best Aries Female:
Lol @ the P Angel logo
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Plot Twist: Her ashes are in every award
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Like teaspoonfool?
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!
Theoretically it's kind of hard for a corpse to turn in their grave. Not saying it's impossible though. With enough insects anything is possible. And there's always cremation, which would leave no corpse to turn in the first place.
Realistically her spirit is so far from this reality dxp and life on earth is a spec of dust in the realm of everything.
Yes I know turning in one's grave is a figure of speech, and yes I know I'm being pretentious. Her memory is just something for the living to hold on to. We hold on to it because it's nostalgic. She let go of it months ago.
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Plot Twist: Her ashes are in every award
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Yeah I'll take a teaspoon and mix it in my morning coffee thanks!
The "goes from so funny to so crazy in 0 seconds flat, tread lightly" awards:
Best Gemini Male:
@Ravishing
Best Gemini Female:
@HippieGem , @wiseblood , @Senorita_LL
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Theoretically it's kind of hard for a corpse to turn in their grave. Not saying it's impossible though. With enough insects anything is possible. And there's always cremation, which would leave no corpse to turn in the first place.
Realistically her spirit is so far from this reality dxp and life on earth is a spec of dust in the realm of everything.
Yes I know turning in one's grave is a figure of speech, and yes I know I'm being pretentious. Her memory is just something for the living to hold on to. We hold on to it because it's nostalgic. She let go of it months ago.
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Can you get deeper into the subject? Not sure everyone got the point! Lol
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Plot Twist: Her ashes are in every award
Yeah I'll take a teaspoon and mix it in my morning coffee thanks!
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Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Theoretically it's kind of hard for a corpse to turn in their grave. Not saying it's impossible though. With enough insects anything is possible. And there's always cremation, which would leave no corpse to turn in the first place.
Realistically her spirit is so far from this reality dxp and life on earth is a spec of dust in the realm of everything.
Yes I know turning in one's grave is a figure of speech, and yes I know I'm being pretentious. Her memory is just something for the living to hold on to. We hold on to it because it's nostalgic. She let go of it months ago.
Can you get deeper into the subject? Not sure everyone got the point! Lol
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LMAO
EFFY you won! WWWWOOOHOOO @ravishing
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Theoretically it's kind of hard for a corpse to turn in their grave. Not saying it's impossible though. With enough insects anything is possible. And there's always cremation, which would leave no corpse to turn in the first place.
Realistically her spirit is so far from this reality dxp and life on earth is a spec of dust in the realm of everything.
Yes I know turning in one's grave is a figure of speech, and yes I know I'm being pretentious. Her memory is just something for the living to hold on to. We hold on to it because it's nostalgic. She let go of it months ago.
Can you get deeper into the subject? Not sure everyone got the point! Lol
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That's the point. It has nothing to do with my own meaning of a post. My own point is irrelevant. That's the best part about writing. People can read what I post and make their own meaning to it. Or see nothing and find it makes no sense. Maybe they see something in their own personal way, or maybe not. It makes no difference to me.
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Plot Twist: Her ashes are in every award
Yeah I'll take a teaspoon and mix it in my morning coffee thanks!
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Don’t use her name in...your coffee!
Buy more expensive kind that don’t need any additives to taste like coffee!
Posted by Damnata
Haven't slept in 36 hours cuz I kept hoping DXP would work last night.
Why do you do this to yourself? lol
Posted by Gemitati
P-Angel is turning in her grave!!!Theoretically it's kind of hard for a corpse to turn in their grave. Not saying it's impossible though. With enough insects anything is possible. And there's always cremation, which would leave no corpse to turn in the first place.
Realistically her spirit is so far from this reality dxp and life on earth is a spec of dust in the realm of everything.
Yes I know turning in one's grave is a figure of speech, and yes I know I'm being pretentious. Her memory is just something for the living to hold on to. We hold on to it because it's nostalgic. She let go of it months ago.
Can you get deeper into the subject? Not sure everyone got the point! Lol
That's the point. It has nothing to do with my own meaning of a post. My own point is irrelevant. That's the best part about writing. People can read what I post and make their own meaning to it. Or see nothing and find it makes no sense. Maybe they see something in their own personal way, or maybe not. It makes no difference to me.
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That's the point. It has nothing to do with my own meaning of a post...
OR ANYTHING ELSE...because there was NO point!
But thanks for...what the word I am looking for?
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