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Posted by starwarsI would finally be the death of her
@Afternoondelights22 & @P-Angel
based on placement of sun and moon
@divacanleo and @getmisted---sweet little leo moon babies
pvandjelly and ixion ...criss cross!
@starwars and @deadpoop
give me a minute I call up with some more ...
@divacanleo and @getmisted---sweet little leo moon babies
pvandjelly and ixion ...criss cross!
@starwars and @deadpoop
give me a minute I call up with some more ...
based on placement of sun and moon
@divacanleo and @getmisted---sweet little leo moon babies
pvandjelly and ixion ...criss cross!
@starwars and @deadpoop
give me a minute while I come up with some more ...
@divacanleo and @getmisted---sweet little leo moon babies
pvandjelly and ixion ...criss cross!
@starwars and @deadpoop
give me a minute while I come up with some more ...
@Justagirl and @Cuteboy should take the midnight train going anywhere
greengemini and @Damnata 's hair
@starwars and @cyanide
greengemini and @Damnata 's hair
@starwars and @cyanide
canmini's ass and anyone who has a penny to pay for it with
Posted by starwarsPosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84click to expand
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX@Getmisted @eggplant
@GetMisted @Sunglasses
Posted by ParisianCappyyes big daddyPosted by starwarslie @cancan26 is wiz mePosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84click to expand
Posted by Hare@jackasses @jackrabbits
Jackasses.
@vsop @holyhock
@Stihl and all the Scorpio women that he has locked in his basement.
Posted by MagicMona*stuttering* what! ....noooo....Posted by Cancan26@ Cancan BISH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!Posted by ParisianCappyyes big daddyPosted by starwarslie @cancan26 is wiz mePosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84
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see what had happened was ....
Posted by DivaCanLeo
@cancan and @canmini
perfect couple
... -_- I gave you gold and you give me ...trash ...
Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26Posted by MagicMona*stuttering* what! ....noooo....Posted by Cancan26@ Cancan BISH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!Posted by ParisianCappyyes big daddyPosted by starwarslie @cancan26 is wiz mePosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84
see what had happened was ....
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Posted by MagicMonaI know you don't mean that ....you can't leave ....
@Cancan26 i knew i should have Ike Turner'd your ass all these years! this...THIS is what happens when you're a nice scorpio. you get walked on. fuq you bish! i hope all the stuffing in your crab shell falls out!!
Posted by Tirano24and yet ...no one has thrown your name out there ...even as a joke ...sad news bro...Posted by DivaCanLeoThat's like Celie getting together with inferior Harpo, no?
@cancan and @canmini
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Posted by MagicMonajust hold me big daddyPosted by Cancan26you have no soul, foul woman!! away from me...with your saggy claws.Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26Posted by MagicMona*stuttering* what! ....noooo....Posted by Cancan26@ Cancan BISH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!Posted by ParisianCappyyes big daddyPosted by starwarslie @cancan26 is wiz mePosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84
see what had happened was ....
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Posted by MagicMona😆Posted by Cancan26tell that other dude you call big daddy to hold you. me packing things and me leaving.Posted by MagicMonajust hold me big daddyPosted by Cancan26you have no soul, foul woman!! away from me...with your saggy claws.Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26Posted by MagicMona*stuttering* what! ....noooo....Posted by Cancan26@ Cancan BISH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!Posted by ParisianCappyyes big daddyPosted by starwarslie @cancan26 is wiz mePosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84
see what had happened was ....
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*goes to the scorpio board and complains about how mean scoprios are*
After my thread from this morning, looks like im chilling with felicia, she said bye.
hahahahahaahah
hahahahahaahah
Posted by starwars😎
@TaurusinTexas @CopperDove and @starwars cause they're too good for anyone
Posted by MagicMonaof course 😆 ....Posted by Cancan26😆. *while neglecting to tell about the part where she cheated on scorpio*Posted by MagicMona😆Posted by Cancan26tell that other dude you call big daddy to hold you. me packing things and me leaving.Posted by MagicMonajust hold me big daddyPosted by Cancan26you have no soul, foul woman!! away from me...with your saggy claws.Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26Posted by MagicMona*stuttering* what! ....noooo....Posted by Cancan26@ Cancan BISH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!Posted by ParisianCappyyes big daddyPosted by starwarslie @cancan26 is wiz mePosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84
see what had happened was ....
*goes to the scorpio board and complains about how mean scoprios are*
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Posted by starwars? awe hugs,
@TaurusinTexas @CopperDove and @starwars cause they're too good for anyone
Taurus
Posted by ParisianCappyoh your back ....ummm...Posted by MagicMonai dont share my property moov ?Posted by Cancan26😆. *while neglecting to tell about the part where she cheated on scorpio*Posted by MagicMona😆Posted by Cancan26tell that other dude you call big daddy to hold you. me packing things and me leaving.Posted by MagicMonajust hold me big daddyPosted by Cancan26you have no soul, foul woman!! away from me...with your saggy claws.Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26Posted by MagicMona*stuttering* what! ....noooo....Posted by Cancan26@ Cancan BISH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!Posted by ParisianCappyyes big daddyPosted by starwarslie @cancan26 is wiz mePosted by ParisianCappyhe's @cancan26
@starwars and @aquariusboy84
see what had happened was ....
*goes to the scorpio board and complains about how mean scoprios are*
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Posted by starwarsReal cyber hug back! 🤗 🙂Posted by CopperDovereal cyber hug 🤗Posted by starwars😎
@TaurusinTexas @CopperDove and @starwars cause they're too good for anyone
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Posted by MagicMona
@Cancan26 you double crossing bobba headed crooked claw thirsty poosey having azz bish! if my STD test comes back positive, i'm fuqing your azz up.
calm down baby ...you know your the only one for me ...
@MagicMona
so I got my results back and
so I got my results back and
Posted by GetMistedYou know I love the attention. Wanna come sit on my lap and talk about it big guy? ?Posted by Ssuperman#triggeredPosted by GetMistedMy biggest fan
@Ssuperman @StatePenitentiaryclick to expand
Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26*proceeds to whoop your ass*
@MagicMona
so I got my results back and
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Posted by ParisianCappyPosted by Cancan26? are you sure that the both of you want to play with a double capricorn. you can be together but it wont be on this earth ?? -> ? ? -> ? ❤️ ?Posted by MagicMona
@Cancan26 you double crossing bobba headed crooked claw thirsty poosey having azz bish! if my STD test comes back positive, i'm fuqing your azz up.
calm down baby ...you know your the only one for me ...click to expand
now ...now ...don't get upset ....pookie 😄 I"m sure we can work some something out
Posted by GetMistedPeople said you were singing my praises again. You wanted to give me attention so I'm letting you. Come on now, don't be shy. I don't bite that hard! These teeth and claws are built for pleasure, not pain.Posted by SsupermanNot a fan of hypocrites.. so naw. Good to see you took me off block. I knew it wouldn't last.Posted by GetMistedYou know I love the attention. Wanna come sit on my lap and talk about it big guy? ?Posted by Ssuperman#triggeredPosted by GetMistedMy biggest fan
@Ssuperman @StatePenitentiaryclick to expand
Posted by GetMistedI pitch, you catch. Got it? I'm the dom in this relationship.Posted by SsupermanWhat about those lips? My chicken would look good on emPosted by GetMistedPeople said you were singing my praises again. You wanted to give me attention so I'm letting you. Come on now, don't be shy. I don't bite that hard! These teeth and claws are built for pleasure, not pain.Posted by SsupermanNot a fan of hypocrites.. so naw. Good to see you took me off block. I knew it wouldn't last.Posted by GetMistedYou know I love the attention. Wanna come sit on my lap and talk about it big guy? ?Posted by Ssuperman#triggeredPosted by GetMistedMy biggest fan
@Ssuperman @StatePenitentiaryclick to expand
Posted by starwarsI will laugh after I see what's this all about.
@Gemitati & @Hare
Hare is a Scorpio right? Well...no thanks.
He had suffered enough after he got woman farted in his face so he doesn't have to be challenged anymore. 🙂
Posted by HareI had lost my hope a while ago.Posted by starwarsI hope you get murdered.
@Gemitati & @Hare
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So pretend he/she is a radio!
Posted by MagicMonaawww hell naw!
@DivaCanLeo
hey! come on and ride with me. let's blow this joint, hop a first class flight, and go do some things we will sorely regret in the morning...or whenever we get out of bed.
she @DivaCanLeo betta stay away from my boo ...
Posted by DivaCanLeoFocus please. You promised...Posted by Hareim not going to keep my job, im dyingPosted by starwarsI hope you get murdered.
@Gemitati & @Hare
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Posted by MagicMonahere let me help you pour her a drink....Posted by DivaCanLeoyou say that now.... *pours you drinks*....Posted by MagicMonano rug munching for me , but you're funny, i like the entertainment
@DivaCanLeo
hey! come on and ride with me. let's blow this joint, hop a first class flight, and go do some things we will sorely regret in the morning...or whenever we get out of bed.
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you stay away from magicmona ...-_-
Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26oh NOW im your boo after i caught you creeping with HOW MANY different dudes? the unmitigated gall!! keep away from me, you sword swallowing ball breath having sperm dumpster of a no good ex!Posted by MagicMonaawww hell naw!
@DivaCanLeo
hey! come on and ride with me. let's blow this joint, hop a first class flight, and go do some things we will sorely regret in the morning...or whenever we get out of bed.
she @DivaCanLeo betta stay away from my boo ...
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listen ...I said I was sorry about that but ....
can't you see I love you girl ...yes I made some mistakes ...but who hasn't
Posted by GetMistedDoes it matter? Come on baby cakes, come to big daddy.Posted by SsupermanYou figure that out in prison? Or the Army?Posted by GetMistedI pitch, you catch. Got it? I'm the dom in this relationship.Posted by SsupermanWhat about those lips? My chicken would look good on emPosted by GetMistedPeople said you were singing my praises again. You wanted to give me attention so I'm letting you. Come on now, don't be shy. I don't bite that hard! These teeth and claws are built for pleasure, not pain.Posted by SsupermanNot a fan of hypocrites.. so naw. Good to see you took me off block. I knew it wouldn't last.Posted by GetMistedYou know I love the attention. Wanna come sit on my lap and talk about it big guy? ?Posted by Ssuperman#triggeredPosted by GetMistedMy biggest fan
@Ssuperman @StatePenitentiary
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Posted by MagicMonaso you gonna sit there and act like you don't remember what we had ...Posted by Cancan26that's alright! i'll just lick every drop off of her later. thanks for helping me get her out that dress faster.Posted by MagicMonahere let me help you pour her a drink....Posted by DivaCanLeoyou say that now.... *pours you drinks*....Posted by MagicMonano rug munching for me , but you're funny, i like the entertainment
@DivaCanLeo
hey! come on and ride with me. let's blow this joint, hop a first class flight, and go do some things we will sorely regret in the morning...or whenever we get out of bed.
you stay away from magicmona ...-_-click to expand
Posted by MagicMonayou know I got a trick knee and.....wait no ...no excuses ...I take responsibility for what I did...I have changed and I'm ready to be your everything ..Posted by Cancan26please tell me how you MISTAKENLY land on multiple dicks, multiple times?Posted by MagicMonaPosted by Cancan26oh NOW im your boo after i caught you creeping with HOW MANY different dudes? the unmitigated gall!! keep away from me, you sword swallowing ball breath having sperm dumpster of a no good ex!Posted by MagicMonaawww hell naw!
@DivaCanLeo
hey! come on and ride with me. let's blow this joint, hop a first class flight, and go do some things we will sorely regret in the morning...or whenever we get out of bed.
she @DivaCanLeo betta stay away from my boo ...
listen ...I said I was sorry about that but ....
can't you see I love you girl ...yes I made some mistakes ...but who hasn't
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Posted by GetMistedThey don't call me superman for nothing sweet cheeks. Stop fighting it. I know you want itPosted by SsupermanI don't think your quite "big" enough for me.Posted by GetMistedDoes it matter? Come on baby cakes, come to big daddy.Posted by SsupermanYou figure that out in prison? Or the Army?Posted by GetMistedI pitch, you catch. Got it? I'm the dom in this relationship.Posted by SsupermanWhat about those lips? My chicken would look good on emPosted by GetMistedPeople said you were singing my praises again. You wanted to give me attention so I'm letting you. Come on now, don't be shy. I don't bite that hard! These teeth and claws are built for pleasure, not pain.Posted by SsupermanNot a fan of hypocrites.. so naw. Good to see you took me off block. I knew it wouldn't last.Posted by GetMistedYou know I love the attention. Wanna come sit on my lap and talk about it big guy? ?Posted by Ssuperman#triggeredPosted by GetMistedMy biggest fan
@Ssuperman @StatePenitentiary
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Posted by fugu2king and queen of dxp
@vsop @holyhock
Posted by GetMistedJust enough to hit that gspot baby. Come give me some sugarPosted by SsupermanYou may be the "man of steel", but 4 inches of it just ain't gonna cut it.Posted by GetMistedThey don't call me superman for nothing sweet cheeks. Stop fighting it. I know you want itPosted by SsupermanI don't think your quite "big" enough for me.Posted by GetMistedDoes it matter? Come on baby cakes, come to big daddy.Posted by SsupermanYou figure that out in prison? Or the Army?Posted by GetMistedI pitch, you catch. Got it? I'm the dom in this relationship.Posted by SsupermanWhat about those lips? My chicken would look good on emPosted by GetMistedPeople said you were singing my praises again. You wanted to give me attention so I'm letting you. Come on now, don't be shy. I don't bite that hard! These teeth and claws are built for pleasure, not pain.Posted by SsupermanNot a fan of hypocrites.. so naw. Good to see you took me off block. I knew it wouldn't last.Posted by GetMistedYou know I love the attention. Wanna come sit on my lap and talk about it big guy? ?Posted by Ssuperman#triggeredPosted by GetMistedMy biggest fan
@Ssuperman @StatePenitentiary
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Posted by sakuraflowers-_-
@Hare and @Ram416 😛
Posted by sakuraflowersUmm...I don't think @Deadpoop is poly lolPosted by Ram416ok ok 😛Posted by sakuraflowers-_-
@Hare and @Ram416 😛
@Ram416 and @breterpan
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and I don't wanna steal his girl.
So I gracefully bow out.
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