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Posted by breterpanI learned my lesson from before.Posted by Ram416hey hey hey I'm not tied down but I commend you for not being a shithead, fake relationship or not!! ??Posted by sakuraflowersUmm...I don't think @Deadpoop is poly lolPosted by Ram416ok ok πPosted by sakuraflowers-_-
@Hare and @Ram416 π
@Ram416 and @breterpan
π
and I don't wanna steal his girl.
So I gracefully bow out.click to expand
#brosb4hoes
Posted by Explicit
@ParisianCappy and @lisabethur8
@Deadpoop and @dolluxe
@tiziani and @CopperDove
@GetMisted and @SassiKiwi
@LuckyLibra979 and @DivaCanLeo
@PoopMcPoopFace and @starwars
*giggles*
I like this list but why am I in it?π
i'm taken already. or is this just imaginary for personality thing?
P-angel and Hemisphere (the Taurus who seems like the type who'd have hookers' bodies in his mom's basement)
Posted by fugu2Plot Twist
P-angel and Hemisphere (the Taurus who seems like the type who'd have hookers' bodies in his mom's basement)
P Angel is his mom
Posted by ShadowcatWho would wear the strapon though?Posted by Arielle83@Arielle83 and @RockyRoadicecream
Do me! Do me!click to expand
Just curious?
Posted by lisabethur8liz...it's imaginary...for fun.Posted by Explicit
@ParisianCappy and @lisabethur8
@Deadpoop and @dolluxe
@tiziani and @CopperDove
@GetMisted and @SassiKiwi
@LuckyLibra979 and @DivaCanLeo
@PoopMcPoopFace and @starwars
*giggles*
I like this list but why am I in it?π
i'm taken already. or is this just imaginary for personality thing?
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@AbbyNormal and @marktheviking
? I'm on a ROLL!! LOL I figure if I @ him enough he may come back and bless us with his presence again lol *le sigh*
? I'm on a ROLL!! LOL I figure if I @ him enough he may come back and bless us with his presence again lol *le sigh*
Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by fugu2Plot Twist
P-angel and Hemisphere (the Taurus who seems like the type who'd have hookers' bodies in his mom's basement)
P Angel is his momclick to expand
Posted by Arielle83He'd probably like that.Posted by CancerOnTheCuspI prob have a bigger divk than himPosted by Arielle83Arielle83 and OdeToNoOne
Do me! Do me!
aaaaaaaaaand duck.....click to expand
Posted by Fox
@Damnata and @Fox
me + @Damnat
(praying it's not ands or hydorah)
(praying it's not ands or hydorah)
the threads are getting a bit inbred here
Posted by Arielle83@Arielle83 and @DonJohnsonPosted by HarePosted by Arielle83
Do me! Do me!
@Arielle83 and @BusyHeffer
Nooooo
I want one with a co.ck
Not a loud mouth cu.nt
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π
Posted by irreconcilabledifferencesπPosted by AbbyNormal
@AbbyNormal and @marktheviking
isn't he back as...
? I'm on a ROLL!! LOL I figure if I @ him enough he may come back and bless us with his presence again lol *le sigh*click to expand
Posted by ParisianCappy
op can i be in couple with multiple person ?
You could build a harem on dxp or be the whore, in either case I am not a part of it. π
Posted by tizianiI can give you some coaching on the ways of the vague pisces with family and friends.Posted by ShadowcatThat's all right. I'm more feeling embarrassment that I have to explain to my family after introducing her to them. I haven't actually had time to react for myself. Adulting is weird Jahlia. You initially have to worry more about how other people are affected before you get time to tend to yourself. And I swore I'd never turn into a boring "adult" yet here we are lolPosted by tizianiI'm sorry π’Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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1. Ignore said issue with family and friends for as long as possible
2. Wait until said friend or member of family asks about the sitch
3. Respond with something vague like "It didn't take."
Posted by tiziani(((Tiz)))Posted by ShadowcatThat's all right. I'm more feeling embarrassment that I have to explain to my family after introducing her to them. I haven't actually had time to react for myself. Adulting is weird Jahlia. You initially have to worry more about how other people are affected before you get time to tend to yourself. And I swore I'd never turn into a boring "adult" yet here we are lolPosted by tizianiI'm sorry π’Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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π’
xxx
Posted by tizianiI'm sorry too, but I'm glad that you're all right. It is strange how things have to be dealt with sometimes. I think Gem mooners aren't likely to become truly boring adults thankfully. πPosted by ShadowcatThat's all right. I'm more feeling embarrassment that I have to explain to my family after introducing her to them. I haven't actually had time to react for myself. Adulting is weird Jahlia. You initially have to worry more about how other people are affected before you get time to tend to yourself. And I swore I'd never turn into a boring "adult" yet here we are lolPosted by tizianiI'm sorry π’Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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Posted by tizianiWhat?! I can't take this, are we sure she's a taurus?Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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Any chance you want to share those enchiladas, it is a vat?
Posted by tizianiPosted by TaurusinTexasHaha go for it, Halloween enchiladas. That'll be our excuse. It's the holiday season kicking off.Posted by tizianiWhat?! I can't take this, are we sure she's a taurus?Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
Any chance you want to share those enchiladas, it is a vat?
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Halloween Enchiladas, I think that could be a "thing" and you just started it! I'm in β€ with this idea, and in my experience, enchiladas stick with you, thru it all... right on your ass but better staying power than any man I've known. ?
Posted by tizianiSorry to hear...Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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BUT
Onward and upward ey dats how we do π
Posted by tizianiPosted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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π’
All the enchiladas you want man!
Posted by ExplicitPosted by lisabethur8Posted by Explicit
@ParisianCappy and @lisabethur8
@Deadpoop and @dolluxe
@tiziani and @CopperDove
@GetMisted and @SassiKiwi
@LuckyLibra979 and @DivaCanLeo
@PoopMcPoopFace and @starwars
*giggles*
I like this list but why am I in it?π
i'm taken already. or is this just imaginary for personality thing?
It's imaginary DXP world matchmakingclick to expand
thanks for explaining hon,
but, I like my hubbykins and lisabeth (c) lol
I would use the eggplant icon, but getmisted took it from exo and exo triggered me back then, cause my hubs would send me icons/photos of eggplants as a joke. π π
hubby & stick up the butt lisabeth (too serious for her own good) π
Tasha - octoberbaby91 - backtokemet - LadyOfRebirth. The story ends with Tasha (Crab sun - Scorp moon) killing the other two. Smfh. Why would you sacrifice your freedom over a fuckboy ?
#womenthesedays
#womenthesedays
Posted by xXxAliciaXxXI'm Rolling!Posted by ImTheRamToo. Bad.Posted by xXxAliciaXxXNo. Clue.Posted by ImTheRamLook. Read.Posted by xXxAliciaXxXThose. Who ?Posted by fugu2This. Yes.
@vsop @hollyhock
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Posted by starwarsa threesome?
@TaurusinTexas @CopperDove and @starwars cause they're too good for anyone
Posted by ParisianCappyJFC she'd eat him for breakfastPosted by starwars? tell to my mom, and the cap board that i love them
@ParisianCappy and @rockyroadicecream
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Posted by AmethysstDidn't you receive his PM already?
@piscesmoon2
I'll be your aqua girl any day!! Marry me!
?
Posted by tizianiwhat ? can't be Tiz - so sorry - I thought it was Libra who was indecisive ... wth ? worlds are colliding ...Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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Posted by AmethysstWeird.Posted by PalerioNo π’Posted by AmethysstDidn't you receive his PM already?
@piscesmoon2
I'll be your aqua girl any day!! Marry me!
?
I'm still waiting on it and an engagement ring lol
#officiallylongestdxpcrushclick to expand
He must have sent at least one PM to all the women in here. I'm surprised you weren't on his list. Maybe he wanted to reverse single you out to show he likes you.
Posted by ParisianCappynow there's a mind fu ck ...
@ParisianCappy @tcta
Posted by EvatheDivaPosted by starwars
@Scrumptious & @Evathediva
Awwwww πΉ π€ cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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they would just eat each other up lol ...
Posted by tctaLOL πPosted by EvatheDivaPosted by starwars
@Scrumptious & @Evathediva
Awwwww πΉ π€ cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
they would just eat each other up lol ...
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π€ cyber hugs! Have a nice weekend!
Love,
Eva
Posted by irreconcilabledifferencesdam had to go back and read that - I thought it said "thighs that don't match" ...Posted by yupvirgo#thighsthatdon'ttouchPosted by irreconcilabledifferenceswas your first gf a leggy Virgo woman? lolPosted by MIIeFisksometimes i wish my 1st gf wasn't so hot so i wouldn't have to keep chasing leggy virgo womenPosted by irreconcilabledifferencesThat still kind of freaks me out. They have the same smile.Posted by MIIeFiskfisk and deadpoop
Someone match me! And don't try to be hilarious and pair me with a Scorpio.
you live in the same city
he looks like an ex bf of yours
idk if he likes plaid doe
It's gonna cause some whispers in the ex grapevine. You know... "Yo! Your ex girl is with a new dude and he looks just like you! " ...get his head all gassed up thinking I aint over his trifflin' ass and trying to find someone just like him.
your placement is good for Virgos
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and what the hell is vag -gap
Posted by tctanever-mind I looked it up ...Posted by irreconcilabledifferencesdam had to go back and read that - I thought it said "thighs that don't match" ...Posted by yupvirgo#thighsthatdon'ttouchPosted by irreconcilabledifferenceswas your first gf a leggy Virgo woman? lolPosted by MIIeFisksometimes i wish my 1st gf wasn't so hot so i wouldn't have to keep chasing leggy virgo womenPosted by irreconcilabledifferencesThat still kind of freaks me out. They have the same smile.Posted by MIIeFiskfisk and deadpoop
Someone match me! And don't try to be hilarious and pair me with a Scorpio.
you live in the same city
he looks like an ex bf of yours
idk if he likes plaid doe
It's gonna cause some whispers in the ex grapevine. You know... "Yo! Your ex girl is with a new dude and he looks just like you! " ...get his head all gassed up thinking I aint over his trifflin' ass and trying to find someone just like him.
your placement is good for Virgos
and what the hell is vag -gapclick to expand
Posted by GetMistedomg I just wanted to quote because I love the icon!! π π super eggplant.Posted by irreconcilabledifferencesDon't think vag supposed to be gapped.Posted by MIIeFiskvag gapPosted by irreconcilabledifferences
#thighsthatdon'ttouch
So she was bow-legged?
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Posted by irreconcilabledifferenceslmao!Posted by Damnatait's TV π
me + @Damnat
(praying it's not ands or hydorah)click to expand
if so, well played.
Posted by blackphase
@neves & @CopperDove
Just cause I love you both π
Both so deep and thoughtful!
Thank you. π ?
Posted by blackphaseI'm always happy to communicate with cool people. πPosted by CopperDoveI hope you two PM'n on the side lines π hehPosted by blackphase
@neves & @CopperDove
Just cause I love you both π
Both so deep and thoughtful!
Thank you. π ?
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Posted by DivaCanLeoHaha okay! @cc and @djPosted by justagirlno i want himPosted by Arielle83@Arielle83 and @DonJohnsonPosted by HarePosted by Arielle83
Do me! Do me!
@Arielle83 and @BusyHeffer
Nooooo
I want one with a co.ck
Not a loud mouth cu.nt
π
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Posted by Scruffleslmao thats better than mePosted by AfternoonDelights22This is good advice, Tiz.Posted by tizianiI can give you some coaching on the ways of the vague pisces with family and friends.Posted by ShadowcatThat's all right. I'm more feeling embarrassment that I have to explain to my family after introducing her to them. I haven't actually had time to react for myself. Adulting is weird Jahlia. You initially have to worry more about how other people are affected before you get time to tend to yourself. And I swore I'd never turn into a boring "adult" yet here we are lolPosted by tizianiI'm sorry π’Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
1. Ignore said issue with family and friends for as long as possible
2. Wait until said friend or member of family asks about the sitch
3. Respond with something vague like "It didn't take."
Cancers side-step these difficult questions as well. Half my family still think I'm with my ex Cap who I left 3 years ago. I plan on killing him off soon in a tragic accident when the questions turn to marriage and babies. πclick to expand
Posted by tizianiSo sorry and so awful I know - mine had a Taurus moon so I completely understand what you are saying. In my case I thought there was a very good connection but apparently I overestimated as well. So much for astrology when it comes to all the variables right. I'm still sick about it. Hang in there. What else can we do right? Geez, been thinking about you since finding out yesterday ...Posted by tctaHaha well she had a Libra moon so you never know, maybe it was that that lead to such confusing/contradictory feedback. I thought I would understand that Moon better than anyone and I overestimated how well we got along.Posted by tizianiwhat ? can't be Tiz - so sorry - I thought it was Libra who was indecisive ... wth ? worlds are colliding ...Posted by justagirlShe's not my Taurus apparently (shrugs) not for the first time. I'm a little too over-the-hill for the dramatics of we're-together-we're-not-together, does nothing for me.
@tiziani @hisTaurus in a vat of @enchiladas
π
Sign me up for the enchiladas.
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Posted by tizianiY'all know something I don't know?
@MIIeFisk and @UrsaMediocre
I want a DXP match ?
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There will never be another TOC
i dont know her
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Since I can't find you so I had to post this here now. @_@
Last night was the season 18 premiere of DXPnet Beach
Here is the opening inspired by @tiziani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCAMvcdZ6Vk&feature=youtu.be
Sorry if you didnt make the Contract Role credits and are just on a recurring basis, but y
My best friend was just catfished by a guy. I know its usually girls that do that. He was like 70 lbs heavier than he said he was. She feels bad for him though.
What do you do for a living?
I operate a large pipeline control board and a one of a kind Oxygen Removal Unit.
I had begun communicating with someone on here and now I am not able to. She and her threads are no visible to me. Is it possible that she blocked me?
I want fried dough with sauce, powdered sugar, and cheese. And Go!
We are all different people here on dxpnet and for one reason or another we are posting and some of us like, love, hate or dislike each other.
I do not particularly remember anyone's stories and I do not really care about who does/says what.
But it seem
I just need a hug.
It's the most magical time of the year!
I want to see what your going as.
Post your costume (you don't need to be in it).
What the actual fuck!....seriously I am not a racist and I believe in preserving culture but people are getting up in arms about others dressing up as native american indians. They dont want to be labeled a stereotype and they are "offended"
Firstly it
https://youtu.be/MnExgQ81fhU
I have no words.
What is this guy's sun sign.
What kind of childhood did this guy have to have.
WHY.
What's your deepest pain?
Mine: I am so sick and tired of sacrificing my life and happiness for everyone.
Those words sound so self centered and selfish, but my love for anyone I let into my circle... I sacrifice for, and I am tired of it. I love
Would you spend a night in Bran Castle over Halloween?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMhnhS4D4bQ
That now marks two promotional titles that struck me as odd/funny.
The first was that Soylent food thing (if you have seen the film "Soylent Green", you'll understand).
The second I found funny with a simple addition.
This:
"Mexican Craving: 9 Easy
Consider that fact that there is an important meeting... my stomach chose to attack me at such an important notice.
Got stuck in the toilet with Explosive diarrhea.
Couldn't attend the meeting.
*smacks myself*
Any "Gots to go" stories from y'all
... of your income do you spend on your
mortgage or rent?
This is for those of you who are flying solo.
I know what its supposed to be but I wonder
how many of us abide.
And I wanna validate my upgrade.
Grazie :)
25 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
β’ Mexican tap water
β’ A wolverine with a βpet meβ sign
β’ A mixed drink served by Bill Cosby
β’ A straight shave from Jodi Arias
β’ An elevator ride with Ray Rice
β’ Browns going to the Super Bowl
β’ Brian Wi
Wait....wut? I don't date or do Gemini, no offense π