What Would You Do If DXP...

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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day.

Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools.

Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me.

Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time....
wowww you're pretty edgy yo

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AfternoonDelights22
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Ahh the dark days of 2012 when DXP didnt work for a whole month. Luckily Layna saved some with a chat room before the site went out again for a week



Posted by Secret
@startwars, @UnusualVaginalDischarge, @damnata and @AfternoonDelights22 what would happen to your games if eventually DXP was offline for a week?
Ugh Ive hosted a game when DXPs hamster was fucked up

Wasnt easy
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Posted by RamOfPeace
I check this only once a week anyway
Teach me your ways. I'm thinking of deleting again because I have no self-control. This place is like crack, and I don't know why.
It's because 90% of all posts on here are boring as fuck. I also live in the city now.
Living in a city. Mhm. Sounds nice. For once, while talking to yourself, you don't only see miles of green but also human beings being busy on the street. On the opposite side of the window.

Yes, moving to a city sounds... nice.
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You need more sex in your life