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Posted by starwars
zootopia for like the 23454342th time
I'm five minutes in and enjoying already...
On giving up your dreams to be happy-
Rabbit Wife: oh yes, Stu, we settled. We settled HARD
😆
Posted by starwars
zootopia for like the 23454342th timeI'm five minutes in and enjoying already...
On giving up your dreams to be happy-
Rabbit Wife: oh yes, Stu, we settled. We settled HARD
😆
HELL TO THE YES !!
😆
*trying too hard not to post spoilers*
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KickAsth police bunneh for the win
Omg @starwars her iPod - Fleetwood Yak FUR FIGHTERS holy sheet I be die
Posted by wagtail
Omg @starwars her iPod - Fleetwood Yak FUR FIGHTERS holy sheet I be die
I DIED
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THE PAIN OF THIS GIVES MEH SO MUCH PLEASHURE 😭
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I would have loved to be ̶1̶2̶ ̶ 9 again and be able to watch that shit without cringe
Posted by hydorah
Independance day 2I don't know what to think, it was not bad but pretty useless. Pretty much a carbon copy of the first one. with way too many actors brought back.
Yeah that wasn't good. Secret life of pets was way better though.
A Brilliant Young Mind AKA X+Y... man that is a tear jerker.
Danger Diabolik (Mario Bava, 1968)

Some baby boomer asshole steals all kind of things, has extravagant sex with his abusive cancer wife in a psychedelic underground death star, and is generally a douchebag but gets away with everything.
Gave me mild PTSD.

"So you’re telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point?"
"- Dad, there’s like w-hores here and stuff.
- Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don’t say “and stuff”, just say, “Dad, there are w-hores here.”
"- Tally, this is not you. You're not a murderer.”
"- She just said she killed three people.”
"- I know, but I'm saying, deep down.”
Probably the longest awaited release for me this year cuz I'm a sucker for these modern 1970's retrospectives. They even included Warner Bros.' old logo! *jizzes* Altough well-made I was slightly underwhelmed as it felt like a copy/paste job as far as the plot (developement) goes but it had quite a few hilarious moments... the deadpan humor and Crowe/Gosling were just what the doctor prescribed.
Posted by hydorah
Danger Diabolik (Mario Bava, 1968)Some baby boomer asshole steals all kind of things, has extravagant sex with his abusive cancer wife in a psychedelic underground death star, and is generally a douchebag but gets away with everything.
Gave me mild PTSD.
I vaguely remember this one but I recall it was like a cross between Bond and Batman with a deeply nihilistic tone like most of Mario Bava's stuff. Will definitely revisit one day when I have a sore throat and nothing better to do
Posted by hydorah
Danger Diabolik (Mario Bava, 1968)Some baby boomer asshole steals all kind of things, has extravagant sex with his abusive cancer wife in a psychedelic underground death star, and is generally a douchebag but gets away with everything.
Gave me mild PTSD.
I vaguely remember this one but I recall it was like a cross between Bond and Batman with a deeply nihilistic tone like most of Mario Bava's stuff. Will definitely revisit one day when I have a sore throat and nothing better to do
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I wouldn't compare it to batman, he's just a thief and a douchebag. I think this movie is just part of the baby boomers' celebration of incivility and flipping off the establishment as a form of glamorous life for the rebelious youth, like the first pink panther movie or all the other heist movies shot in that time.
you have to give one thing to the movie though, it's a lot more spectacular than the bond movies of the same era.
Posted by hydorah
Danger Diabolik (Mario Bava, 1968)Some baby boomer asshole steals all kind of things, has extravagant sex with his abusive cancer wife in a psychedelic underground death star, and is generally a douchebag but gets away with everything.
Gave me mild PTSD.
I vaguely remember this one but I recall it was like a cross between Bond and Batman with a deeply nihilistic tone like most of Mario Bava's stuff. Will definitely revisit one day when I have a sore throat and nothing better to do
I wouldn't compare it to batman, he's just a thief and a douchebag. I think this movie is just part of the baby boomers' celebration of incivility and flipping off the establishment as a form of glamorous life for the rebelious youth, like the first pink panther movie or all the other heist movies shot in that time.
you have to give one thing to the movie though, it's a lot more spectacular than the bond movies of the same era.
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Dude wears a mask, lives in a cave, has all them fancy gadgets... kinda made me think of an immoral Batman, while the overall tone of the film is that of a Bond romp. I thought it was pretty cool
Last time i watched How to Train Your Dragon 2. I like this movie. But i think first part of this movie is much better than this part.
Sausage Party
Star Trek Beyond
This was really bad, probably the worst star trek movie I have ever seen
Every action sequence is an inscrutable CGI vomit, the scenario is dumber than a cartoon and
nothing is believable or coherent at all.
It was definitely worse than star trek Insurrection, and probably even worse than Star trek V, the worst star trek in history.
Mad max Fury Road:
The vehicular scenes are incredibly good, but all the rest is mediocre at best.
The morale is wrong, hardy has the charisma of a wet towel, and the whole movie is futile in our current culture of videogames and hopelessness.
Captain Walker should have been left to the sands and they should have went with totally new characters, I don't see the point of resurrecting the character again.
The Lords of Salem:
This could have been great. The first part has a very good cinematography and ambiance, reminiscent of a john Carpenter movie.
Unfortunately, the grotesque progressively takes center stage and the ending is spoiled with a lot of sutpid plastic creatures.
This would have been a nice movie in the vein of Rosemary's Baby or The Lord Of Darkness, without the unnecessary effects.
Underworld
As Above So Below:
Very mediocre shaky-cam found-footage jump-scare formula. I found it worse than Blair witch 2. Except it was hyped like hell over the internet, which means bad X 2.
He Said, She Said
1991 rom-com with a twist. The movie is too long and some scenes are unnecessary and boring, but other times the gimmick works rather well. The early 90s fashion and hair is classy and lovely to watch and it's also nice to see people living like in the old times without cellphones and the internet to wear them out.
Posted by hydorah
As Above So Below:Very mediocre shaky-cam found-footage jump-scare formula. I found it worse than Blair witch 2. Except it was hyped like hell over the internet, which means bad X 2.
He Said, She Said
1991 rom-com with a twist. The movie is too long and some scenes are unnecessary and boring, but other times the gimmick works rather well. The early 90s fashion and hair is classy and lovely to watch and it's also nice to see people living like in the old times without cellphones and the internet to wear them out.
As above so below wasnt terrible. Nice attempt to teach younger generations dante's inferno
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Don't worry I think the younger generations are capable of reding the original dante's inferno just fine, like all the generations that did since the book was released 700+ years ago.
I'm watching Warcraft right now AMAZE
it's like Lord of the Rings on steroids
Neon Demon.
You'll never look at the fashion industry the same way again after watching this.
Posted by dolluxe
Lights out - It's so and soTrain to Busan - One of the few Asian Zombie flicks I like
Ant-Man - I've seen it a dozen times. Love love love
The Godfather Part II - Cause De Niro was a badass young Vito Corleone. Also, The Godfather Trilogy is my all-time fave 🙂
I watched Train to Busan the other day and I absolutely agree. Imagine fighting zombies without proper weapons, guns and sharp blades.
The animated prequel is coming out soon.
I still need to sit down and figure out why I chose to watch it in the first place.
I remember that one kinda kicking ass as far as old-school 80's action romps go. Released in 1990 it's probably the very last one of its kind
I kinda just thought it was stupid LOL! It felt like a bunch of 15 year olds wrote it or something.
Disobedient gangbangers literally getting spanked in front of the whole class... the douchy gym teacher beating the shit out of his students in gym class lol. Not to mention the ultimate dream of every kid to wage war on their teachers. It just plays with all these ideas.
They really milked the story for all it got, in a B cult-movie kinda way.
Probably the Suicide Squad. I want to go to the Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, but I'm still doubt.
No critique; just sadness and Damien Rice.
Don't do it.
The discussion Clive Owen has with Jude Law in his office about a woman's heart was just..oh man. What a man.
And the ending...
And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky
I should rewatch it....
No critique; just sadness and Damien Rice.
Don't do it.
The discussion Clive Owen has with Jude Law in his office about a woman's heart was just..oh man. What a man.
And the ending...
And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky
I should rewatch it....
Right!?
No hero in her sky
Don't do it!!
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But..but...the tangible beauty of tragedy moves me.
If you watch anything, watch this it's GOLD
Doctor Strange
A pretty bad concept for a suphero. The whole thing looks like a bad cartoon. cumberbatch and ejiofor are annoying as usual. One of the worst marvel hero IMO.
Some good 3D.
some good music at the end credits, what a waste
I've no tv but went to the cinema a few weeks ago to see *Me Before You*. Loved it...the guy in it was smoking hot 😛
clue(1985)
wow, wtf, I think this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, how did this happen?
Miss Mend(1926):
Wow this movie pushes all my buttons!
I'm a fan of everything from the 1920s. This silent, 4 hours long, 3-parts, soviet propaganda movie has got everything: slapstick , horses, trains, automobiles and boat chases, evil mad scientist/hypnotiser/industrialist bad guy, 20s girls with wavy bob haircuts getting abducted, factory strikes, high sea exotism, etc, etc...
not for everybody probably
Dale and tucker vs evil
Posted by cheekyfaerie
Arrival.So good.
I watched the trailer and it seems like the whole story is in the trailer and the story looks a bit banal.
Or is there more to it?
Bunch of movies I saw in the plane:
SUICIDE SQUAD: It was okay. Stupid, but the stupidity was assumed.
I found it more interesting than the avnger movies or the batman movies.
Midnight special: It was done well enough that it kept my attention, but the story wasn't really interesting and the ending was dumb. I suspect it would appeal to religious people.
The infiltrator: this movie suffers from casting too many trending actors, each one trying to be cool. Not enough period music. It made me want to read the book tho.
-rogue one : 12/10
-The player(1992): It was difficult to get past all the namedropping bs, but the movie is pretty good
-foul play(1978) : the movie has a very pleasant 1970s ambiance going on, the retro humour is interesting and the oldschool cinematography is somptuous at times, but the ending is a bit drawn out.
Elle (2016)
Was pretty excited about Paul Verhoeven's return to the directing chair which could might aswell have been titled The Pianist 2 since it's yet another one of Isabelle Hubbert's sociopathic performances as a victim/aggressor of (sexual) abuse. Not sure if it's a thriller, drama or black comedy but I suppose it's slightly more skewed than your average french relationship-movie.
GONE GIRL:
This movie was trying a little bit too hard. Also: unlike most of the other psycho bitch movies (made mostly during the 90s) it tries to refuse absolute manicheism, which is a little bit stupid
Rouge One and it was boring af tbh
Posted by DickButt
Silence:Niche film, not everyone will appreciate it. If you can survive the first hour, it is well worth it. Andrew Garfield is the highlight of the film. Would recommend if you are into films that have emotional meaning.
I would so watch this over the stupid Xxx Zander Cage movie someone wants to invite me to. There's nothing worthy in theaters anymore
Posted by DickButt
Silence:Niche film, not everyone will appreciate it. If you can survive the first hour, it is well worth it. Andrew Garfield is the highlight of the film. Would recommend if you are into films that have emotional meaning.
I would so watch this over the stupid Xxx Zander Cage movie someone wants to invite me to. There's nothing worthy in theaters anymore
Have you seen the new netflix paul rudd movie? The Fundamentals of caring? If not, GO RIGHT NOW. It's so good. I'll even link you if you need it.
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Are you trying to improve my level of empathy? What is your motive here? Hm?! FINE I WILL WATCH IT TODAY
'God Bless America'
La La Land.
It was incredible, and I plan to watch it again.
La La Land.
It was incredible, and I plan to watch it again.
The new Final Destination movie, it was aight.
Summer Interlude
Music in Darkness
Nara Livet
...loved each.. no words to describe how much I loved the first two especially.. beautiful direction. beautiful dialogues. beautiful acting..
Now You See Me 2
Rings (2017)
Pretty decent for a sequal

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watched this recently but found it a bit boring.
The special effects were top gun when the movie was released but they look a bit futile nowadays.