she's pretty, smart, professional (a lawyer), and always responds to my messages

HELP ME SLAY HER

@_@

Guessing your messages are work related tho. Of course she responds quickly. Boss move.

I'm talking to her right now... but I told her I have to go get some sleep

Oh crap

It's 12:28 here in the Phils.

She's in Bangkok and there it's 11:28.

I told her, I'm jealous of her "extra hour"

Damn it

Posted by LadyNeptune

Guessing your messages are work related tho. Of course she responds quickly. Boss move.

NO NOT WORK-RELATED AT ALL!!!

She's a friend, a batchmate in law school

O_O

She's still single all these years

My God... Maybe she has been waiting for me!

You could impress her and send her pics of your pecs first

^^serious thread, bruh

i think i'm in love

but how do i do it?

i'm not usually the one chasing women cuz i dunno how

it's usually the women who chase me

it's so much easier that way

but i'm ready to come out of my comfort zone

and start chasing women

help me

Posted by Whorpio

You haven’t posted this one for Neno2 ‘I am so pretty’ thread!

He must be jealous now...

Posted by Dreamyboy

Does she live in Thailand or is just there for business trip?

Dude just pursue her and blatantly ask her out. Being direct is a good thing and if she says no, then you saved yourself a whole lot of time of her possibly using you or just ending up as platonic friends if you don’t mind it.

She's there for vacation. New king was coronated hours ago. I believe that was her reason.

We always talk but most times she just gives one-liners. I'm too scared of rejection.

But we always talk. We have similar interests. And she's still single.

She lives in Manila though. I live in Legazpi. That's 1 hour by plane and 12 hours by bus/roadtrip.

Posted by Dreamyboy

Find a way to mentally stimulate her too. That’s usually a great way in my opinion.

You might want to go visit and stimulate him. And I don’t mean mentally. And I bet you know how to do it...lmao

Posted by ItsSupes2

You need help wiping your own ass too?

Seems like you need help with everything else, why not that too.

hahahahahahah

ayyy lmao

Posted by firebunny

^^serious thread, bruh

i think i'm in love

but how do i do it?

i'm not usually the one chasing women cuz i dunno how

it's usually the women who chase me

it's so much easier that way

but i'm ready to come out of my comfort zone

and start chasing women

help me

Of course I will help, because that's what bruhs are for, bruh. 🙂

First we need to analyze this step by step.

1. How come she doesn't chase you? What's wrong with her?

2. Does she know about you winning all the Mr. Smile & Suit contests in High School? If not, let her know!

3. Why did all the other Supermodels chase you? What did you do differently then?

4. You don't have to chase women, they do it naturally because YOU have the semen and therefore YOU are the prize. 🙂

5. You may want to post a paycheck occasionally and "unintentionally" - not for showing off but just because you can.

6. How did you meet her? And for how long have you known her?

7. If you met her on tinder then she has already noticed your Chad like genetics, so the problem is elsewhere.

8. Are you as irresistible, flirty and mysterious with her as you are with dxp females?

9. You might want to use some elevator shoes, just to have a better posture.

10. If you have never met her in person even when you have know her for years, then forget everything I said.

Is she a beauty queen tho

Posted by UrsaMediocre

Is she a beauty queen tho

She must look like his mother...so ofcourse! Lmao

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

^^serious thread, bruh

i think i'm in love

but how do i do it?

i'm not usually the one chasing women cuz i dunno how

it's usually the women who chase me

it's so much easier that way

but i'm ready to come out of my comfort zone

and start chasing women

help me

Of course I will help, because that's what bruhs are for, bruh. 🙂

First we need to analyze this step by step.

1. How come she doesn't chase you? What's wrong with her?

2. Does she know about you winning all the Mr. Smile & Suit contests in High School? If not, let her know!

3. Why did all the other Supermodels chase you? What did you do differently then?

4. You don't have to chase women, they do it naturally because YOU have the semen and therefore YOU are the prize. 🙂

5. You may want to post a paycheck occasionally and "unintentionally" - not for showing off but just because you can.

6. How did you meet her? And for how long have you known her?

7. If you met her on tinder then she has already noticed your Chad like genetics, so the problem is elsewhere.

8. Are you as irresistible, flirty and mysterious with her as you are with dxp females?

9. You might want to use some elevator shoes, just to have a better posture.

10. If you have never met her in person even when you have know her for years, then forget everything I said.

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Just want to make sure...you aren’t mocking The Bruh by accident do you? Hmmm hmmm...

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

^^serious thread, bruh

i think i'm in love

but how do i do it?

i'm not usually the one chasing women cuz i dunno how

it's usually the women who chase me

it's so much easier that way

but i'm ready to come out of my comfort zone

and start chasing women

help me

Of course I will help, because that's what bruhs are for, bruh. 🙂

First we need to analyze this step by step.

1. How come she doesn't chase you? What's wrong with her?

2. Does she know about you winning all the Mr. Smile & Suit contests in High School? If not, let her know!

3. Why did all the other Supermodels chase you? What did you do differently then?

4. You don't have to chase women, they do it naturally because YOU have the semen and therefore YOU are the prize. 🙂

5. You may want to post a paycheck occasionally and "unintentionally" - not for showing off but just because you can.

6. How did you meet her? And for how long have you known her?

7. If you met her on tinder then she has already noticed your Chad like genetics, so the problem is elsewhere.

8. Are you as irresistible, flirty and mysterious with her as you are with dxp females?

9. You might want to use some elevator shoes, just to have a better posture.

10. If you have never met her in person even when you have know her for years, then forget everything I said.

Just want to make sure...you aren’t mocking The Bruh by accident do you? Hmmm hmmm...

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Not at all, I mean why else would I post such a long text instead of reading the bible, like all the other Chads do on a Saturday night, if I wasn't trying to help? 😢

1. How come she doesn't chase you? What's wrong with her?

I dunno dude

2. Does she know about you winning all the Mr. Smile & Suit contests in High School? If not, let her know!

Nope

3. Why did all the other Supermodels chase you? What did you do differently then?

I think cuz this lady lives elsewhere so she doesn't see me in person. Those supermodels chased me coz I work out. The last time we saw each other was in 2011, back when I was not yet working out.

4. You don't have to chase women, they do it naturally because YOU have the semen and therefore YOU are the prize. 🙂

LOL. Is this true @LadyNeptune?

5. You may want to post a paycheck occasionally and "unintentionally" - not for showing off but just because you can.

i'm too humble, bruh. lol

6. How did you meet her? And for how long have you known her?

we've known each other since 2009 in law school

7. If you met her on tinder then she has already noticed your Chad like genetics, so the problem is elsewhere.

I still don't have a tinder account

8. Are you as irresistible, flirty and mysterious with her as you are with dxp females?

lol can't say

9. You might want to use some elevator shoes, just to have a better posture.

lol

10. If you have never met her in person even when you have know her for years, then forget everything I said.

yeah we met and saw each other

Posted by UrsaMediocre

Is she a beauty queen tho

She could be a beauty queen but she never joined

Posted by firebunny



3. Why did all the other Supermodels chase you? What did you do differently then?

I think cuz this lady lives elsewhere so she doesn't see me in person. Those supermodels chased me coz I work out. The last time we saw each other was in 2011, back when I was not yet working out.

4. You don't have to chase women, they do it naturally because YOU have the semen and therefore YOU are the prize. 🙂

LOL. Is this true @LadyNeptune?



6. How did you meet her? And for how long have you known her?

we've known each other since 2009 in law school

7. If you met her on tinder then she has already noticed your Chad like genetics, so the problem is elsewhere.

I still don't have a tinder account

8. Are you as irresistible, flirty and mysterious with her as you are with dxp females?

lol can't say

2011?? You mean she is over 23 now??

So how do you keep in contact? Whatsapp? Facebook likes? Send her a new workout pic and say you're preparing for the secret 2019 Mr. Alpha Moon contest in Duncan City or a place of your choice. Or tell her you are involved in an international drug deal case and need someone to talk to in person to relax. You know what works best with women? Always telling the truth. 🙂

Of course NeptunLady agrees with me, that's why she hasn't replied yet 🙂

But if you haven't seen her for ages then why would you even want to meet her? She might have kissed another guy in all those years 😢

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny



3. Why did all the other Supermodels chase you? What did you do differently then?

I think cuz this lady lives elsewhere so she doesn't see me in person. Those supermodels chased me coz I work out. The last time we saw each other was in 2011, back when I was not yet working out.

4. You don't have to chase women, they do it naturally because YOU have the semen and therefore YOU are the prize. 🙂

LOL. Is this true @LadyNeptune?



6. How did you meet her? And for how long have you known her?

we've known each other since 2009 in law school

7. If you met her on tinder then she has already noticed your Chad like genetics, so the problem is elsewhere.

I still don't have a tinder account

8. Are you as irresistible, flirty and mysterious with her as you are with dxp females?

lol can't say

2011?? You mean she is over 23 now??

So how do you keep in contact? Whatsapp? Facebook likes? Send her a new workout pic and say you're preparing for the secret 2019 Mr. Alpha Moon contest in Duncan City or a place of your choice. Or tell her you are involved in an international drug deal case and need someone to talk to in person to relax. You know what works best with women? Always telling the truth. 🙂

Of course NeptunLady agrees with me, that's why she hasn't replied yet 🙂

But if you haven't seen her for ages then why would you even want to meet her? She might have kissed another guy in all those years 😢

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We always chat on FB, bruh. 🙂

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny



3. Why did all the other Supermodels chase you? What did you do differently then?

I think cuz this lady lives elsewhere so she doesn't see me in person. Those supermodels chased me coz I work out. The last time we saw each other was in 2011, back when I was not yet working out.

4. You don't have to chase women, they do it naturally because YOU have the semen and therefore YOU are the prize. 🙂

LOL. Is this true @LadyNeptune?



6. How did you meet her? And for how long have you known her?

we've known each other since 2009 in law school

7. If you met her on tinder then she has already noticed your Chad like genetics, so the problem is elsewhere.

I still don't have a tinder account

8. Are you as irresistible, flirty and mysterious with her as you are with dxp females?

lol can't say

2011?? You mean she is over 23 now??

So how do you keep in contact? Whatsapp? Facebook likes? Send her a new workout pic and say you're preparing for the secret 2019 Mr. Alpha Moon contest in Duncan City or a place of your choice. Or tell her you are involved in an international drug deal case and need someone to talk to in person to relax. You know what works best with women? Always telling the truth. 🙂

Of course NeptunLady agrees with me, that's why she hasn't replied yet 🙂

But if you haven't seen her for ages then why would you even want to meet her? She might have kissed another guy in all those years 😢

We always chat on FB, bruh. 🙂

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Nice. Let her go.

We alpha bros don't chat on FB, we hate social media. 🙂

Oh my gahd...

I'm too scared

I'm talking to her right now

She doesn't stop responding to my messages

O_O

I'm inviting her to come over here

We're chatting again!

Looks like my invitation's not working

I might as well visit her instead

Should I—

I feel like I don't stand a chance with her

😢

She said "...if ever" 😢

I think you need to look for another supermodel

Posted by TheSag

She said "...if ever" 😢

I think you need to look for another supermodel

ugggh

do you think it's a good idea to tell her what i really feel for her?

Why does she still talk to me?

Am I friendzoned?

Is there still a chance?

I would not start sharing feelings in FB..

I'm pretty sure that she as an attractive woman knows that a guy inviting over is interested in more than talking about weather together. She knows you're into her.

Basically you either spend more time face to face or it's gonna be buddies chatting.

She probably enjoys talking to you because you share interests and are intellectually on a same page.

I have a male friend-ish things for who I always respond. We're both DJs and I love sending each other new songs we like. We also share humor. But I'm not into him romantically. As soon as he proposes to meet for a dinner ''to discuss more'' Im gonna make a excuse to not meet him.

Posted by kaseke9

I would not start sharing feelings in FB..

I'm pretty sure that she as an attractive woman knows that a guy inviting over is interested in more than talking about weather together. She knows you're into her.

Basically you either spend more time face to face or it's gonna be buddies chatting.

She probably enjoys talking to you because you share interests and are intellectually on a same page.

I have a male friend-ish things for who I always respond. We're both DJs and I love sending each other new songs we like. We also share humor. But I'm not into him romantically. As soon as he proposes to meet for a dinner ''to discuss more'' Im gonna make a excuse to not meet him.

but we live like hundreds of miles apart

either of us need to take the plane or ride a bus if we need to be "in town"

should i go to manila?

Posted by firebunny

Posted by kaseke9

I would not start sharing feelings in FB..

I'm pretty sure that she as an attractive woman knows that a guy inviting over is interested in more than talking about weather together. She knows you're into her.

Basically you either spend more time face to face or it's gonna be buddies chatting.

She probably enjoys talking to you because you share interests and are intellectually on a same page.

I have a male friend-ish things for who I always respond. We're both DJs and I love sending each other new songs we like. We also share humor. But I'm not into him romantically. As soon as he proposes to meet for a dinner ''to discuss more'' Im gonna make a excuse to not meet him.

but we live like hundreds of miles apart

either of us need to take the plane or ride a bus if we need to be "in town"

should i go to manila?

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Yes.

If she's not really into as you hoped you will

a) know it for sure and can move on with life. At least you tried.

b) see Philippines and have a vacation

Good luck, have fun! ;D

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

She said "...if ever" 😢

I think you need to look for another supermodel

ugggh



do you think it's a good idea to tell her what i really feel for her?

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If you tell a woman what you feel, that's like saying here is a grenade, put it in my jeans. A woman must earn your money! You know why? Because men love with all their hearts and deeply, women just...well I don't know, they do something else. 😢

I guess I just have to continue chatting with her

and when I get to Manila

I'll visit her

Is this okay?

Posted by firebunny

I guess I just have to continue chatting with her

and when I get to Manila

I'll visit her

Is this okay?

Nooo!

Posted by HearttofTopazz

“Raymond”

Listen to Mrs Topazz, she knows what she is talking.

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

I guess I just have to continue chatting with her

and when I get to Manila

I'll visit her

Is this okay?

Nooo!

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Why?

What do I do then?

😢

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

I guess I just have to continue chatting with her

and when I get to Manila

I'll visit her

Is this okay?

Nooo!

Why?

What do I do then?

😢

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Nothing. My guess is, chatting has already friendzoned you or even worse, you have always been there. 😢

You better look for someone else.

Most men rely too much on this social media crap, it won't get them anywhere.