
best users to run an awards thread

Posted by cloudsMan eater turned vegan of the year
Meat eater turned vegan of the year

Posted by ItsMeRomanNice list! 😆
DXPs most eligible bachelor
DXPs most eligible bachelorette
DXPs Hottest Mom
DXPs Hottest Dad
DXPs Most Hated
DXPs Most Benevolent
Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
DXPer with excel sheets on users
DXPer with the most receipts
DXPs Best Female Predator
DXPs Best Male Predator
DXPs most dramatic PMs made public fight of 2017.
DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you haver pm'ing you.
DXPer most likely to scream rape (fake)
DXPer most likely to be criminally insane
DXPer most likely to have women chained in his basement.
DXPer most likely to have multiple troll bot alt accounts.



Posted by justagirli vote for myself for criminally insane. that scream rape one kind of reminds me of that user who screamed abuse when in all actuality she fucked her own self up.Posted by ItsMeRomanNice list! 😆
DXPs most eligible bachelor
DXPs most eligible bachelorette
DXPs Hottest Mom
DXPs Hottest Dad
DXPs Most Hated
DXPs Most Benevolent
Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
DXPer with excel sheets on users
DXPer with the most receipts
DXPs Best Female Predator
DXPs Best Male Predator
DXPs most dramatic PMs made public fight of 2017.
DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you haver pm'ing you.
DXPer most likely to scream rape (fake)
DXPer most likely to be criminally insane
DXPer most likely to have women chained in his basement.
DXPer most likely to have multiple troll bot alt accounts.
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Posted by ItsMeRomanI am usually genuine. I'm pretty obvious when i'm making shade.Posted by justagirlI can never tell if you're actually genuine or most likely giving me side eye shade compliments.Posted by ItsMeRomanNice list! 😆
DXPs most eligible bachelor
DXPs most eligible bachelorette
DXPs Hottest Mom
DXPs Hottest Dad
DXPs Most Hated
DXPs Most Benevolent
Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
DXPer with excel sheets on users
DXPer with the most receipts
DXPs Best Female Predator
DXPs Best Male Predator
DXPs most dramatic PMs made public fight of 2017.
DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you haver pm'ing you.
DXPer most likely to scream rape (fake)
DXPer most likely to be criminally insane
DXPer most likely to have women chained in his basement.
DXPer most likely to have multiple troll bot alt accounts.
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Posted by ItsMeRomanPosted by justagirlYou've tricked me beforePosted by ItsMeRomanI am usually genuine. I'm pretty obvious when i'm making shade.Posted by justagirlI can never tell if you're actually genuine or most likely giving me side eye shade compliments.Posted by ItsMeRomanNice list! 😆
DXPs most eligible bachelor
DXPs most eligible bachelorette
DXPs Hottest Mom
DXPs Hottest Dad
DXPs Most Hated
DXPs Most Benevolent
Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
DXPer with excel sheets on users
DXPer with the most receipts
DXPs Best Female Predator
DXPs Best Male Predator
DXPs most dramatic PMs made public fight of 2017.
DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you haver pm'ing you.
DXPer most likely to scream rape (fake)
DXPer most likely to be criminally insane
DXPer most likely to have women chained in his basement.
DXPer most likely to have multiple troll bot alt accounts.
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Posted by DonumDeidon't be so sure, there are some real champions on DXPPosted by hydorahFinally a category in which I have a remote chance on wining!
user with the most cats
I had nearly given up! Thank you for reviving my hopes and dreams, hydorah!
I won’t forget this! 🤙🏼click to expand

Posted by ItsMeRomanafter so many years of DXP and DXP awards.
Best Newcomer
Best Oldtimer
Best Novelty Flirt-Lationship Couple
Friends Category
Vote who's Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Joe, Chandler, Monica
Best Shade Thrower 2017
Best DXP Relationship 2017
Best Fight
Lamest Fight
User you'd like to be your best friend
User you'd like to fuck
User you'd like to pretend kill
User you'd like to marry
meh I'm not sure if I'm good at this but I'm just spitting ideas out.

Posted by tizianiStill the stupidest catagory to date. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
The only true untainted award was Member Most Likely To Eat Themselves If They Were A Hot Dog
Posted by Chang#chanclasthrownPosted by ItsMeRomanHey Rom if it is a sweatshirt but gets infused with 5% cashmere does it become a sweater?Posted by hydorah😐 I was sheltered I admit but I wouldn't say innocent.Posted by ItsMeRomanafter so many years of DXP and DXP awards.
Best Newcomer
Best Oldtimer
Best Novelty Flirt-Lationship Couple
Friends Category
Vote who's Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Joe, Chandler, Monica
Best Shade Thrower 2017
Best DXP Relationship 2017
Best Fight
Lamest Fight
User you'd like to be your best friend
User you'd like to fuck
User you'd like to pretend kill
User you'd like to marry
meh I'm not sure if I'm good at this but I'm just spitting ideas out.
You still trying to come up with award categories
you still find that shit funny
you are an innocent soul, I just realized it
Underneath this cardigan beats the heart of a warrior 💗 🛡🗡
Like I said, I'm throwing ideas out there. The same dead categories can't be repeated every year. I'm trying to include more variation so that users who are not all about the shade, drama etc can be included.
There's been so many categories in prior years specifically geared at certain people destined (pushed) to win.
Anyway lol fuk off.
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Posted by ChangThat pashmina is made of real acrylic and viscosePosted by SmeWmanSrs questionPosted by Chang#chanclasthrownPosted by ItsMeRomanHey Rom if it is a sweatshirt but gets infused with 5% cashmere does it become a sweater?Posted by hydorah😐 I was sheltered I admit but I wouldn't say innocent.Posted by ItsMeRomanafter so many years of DXP and DXP awards.
Best Newcomer
Best Oldtimer
Best Novelty Flirt-Lationship Couple
Friends Category
Vote who's Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Joe, Chandler, Monica
Best Shade Thrower 2017
Best DXP Relationship 2017
Best Fight
Lamest Fight
User you'd like to be your best friend
User you'd like to fuck
User you'd like to pretend kill
User you'd like to marry
meh I'm not sure if I'm good at this but I'm just spitting ideas out.
You still trying to come up with award categories
you still find that shit funny
you are an innocent soul, I just realized it
Underneath this cardigan beats the heart of a warrior 💗 🛡🗡
Like I said, I'm throwing ideas out there. The same dead categories can't be repeated every year. I'm trying to include more variation so that users who are not all about the shade, drama etc can be included.
There's been so many categories in prior years specifically geared at certain people destined (pushed) to win.
Anyway lol fuk off.
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Posted by justagirlThere will be a follow up thread in which I post all the awards suggested in this topic and then people get to pick a number of them.
Are we keeping the standard sign awards in? Will there be a thread to vote on the suggested catagories?

Posted by tizianiI wish Nights was still around so I could tag him here and show him you are STILL on that bs wagon with this award lol.
The only true untainted award was Member Most Likely To Eat Themselves If They Were A Hot Dog
Posted by ChangBest discreet usage of chanclas awardPosted by cloudsI will tell you a story cloudy
Bridget Jones Award
So I was walking back from boxing at the mall
The mall connects to a condo a lot of foreigners stay at
Skinny foreign girl walks by in a Black dress heels tiny purse with condoms
Worth a look but you look away coz nothing striking just foreign and dressed
Then a normalfag in office clothes stops in his tracks
Put down his man bag and hunched by the escalator railing to scope the girl out
I was like bro take a picture it will last longer
Right then and there is when I realized that if you ever find yourself in that man’s chanclas that you should just jump off a building and hope for a better next life
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Posted by CrimsonGirl@SmeWman @hearttoftopaz
Most random user. Like a person you just find odd and can't understand no matter what they are talking about.
Posted by ChangPosted by SmeWmanI didn’t know it was a use chancla in a sentence contestPosted by ChangBest discreet usage of chanclas awardPosted by cloudsI will tell you a story cloudy
Bridget Jones Award
So I was walking back from boxing at the mall
The mall connects to a condo a lot of foreigners stay at
Skinny foreign girl walks by in a Black dress heels tiny purse with condoms
Worth a look but you look away coz nothing striking just foreign and dressed
Then a normalfag in office clothes stops in his tracks
Put down his man bag and hunched by the escalator railing to scope the girl out
I was like bro take a picture it will last longer
Right then and there is when I realized that if you ever find yourself in that man’s chanclas that you should just jump off a building and hope for a better next life
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Posted by tizianiI want a pure hotdog, but not to eat.Posted by justagirlMost competitive awardPosted by tizianiStill the stupidest catagory to date. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
The only true untainted award was Member Most Likely To Eat Themselves If They Were A Hot Dog
No guaranteed winner
Voting went right down to the wire.
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Posted by DamnataGotcha and now they are lol thanksPosted by justagirlThere will be a follow up thread in which I post all the awards suggested in this topic and then people get to pick a number of them.
Are we keeping the standard sign awards in? Will there be a thread to vote on the suggested catagories?
No standard sign awards unless they are brought up in this topic.
Basically no award that hasn't been brought in this topic will be on that list. Only the ones in this one.click to expand


Posted by sakuraflowersthat award was never voted by people but tiz and robyn decided it's so important we have it they added it anyway. riled nights and me up lol.Posted by DamnataPosted by tizianiI wish Nights was still around so I could tag him here and show him you are STILL on that bs wagon with this award lol.
The only true untainted award was Member Most Likely To Eat Themselves If They Were A Hot Dog
What bs wagon lol?
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Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao

Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.click to expand

Posted by edgelordthe one award i cared most for and voted for myself in....i did not get lmao. waste of a vote.Posted by Damnatayou deserve all the funny person awards ofc. and i'll believe you. maybe i misunderstood you. that was many accounts ago anyway so its not like i could check. 😛Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.
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Posted by edgelordSmdhPosted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.click to expand

Posted by hydorahBasically Vampire of dxp?
shade thread of the year , courtesy of dramanata : this thread
thanks but no thanks, I don't throw shade




Posted by ChangPosted by cloudsI will tell you a story cloudy
Bridget Jones Award
So I was walking back from boxing at the mall
The mall connects to a condo a lot of foreigners stay at
Skinny foreign girl walks by in a Black dress heels tiny purse with condoms
Worth a look but you look away coz nothing striking just foreign and dressed
Then a normalfag in office clothes stops in his tracks
Put down his man bag and hunched by the escalator railing to scope the girl out
I was like bro take a picture it will last longer
Right then and there is when I realized that if you ever find yourself in that man’s chanclas that you should just jump off a building and hope for a better next life
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Posted by SoulAh so its basically a food award for food lovers? Just askin since we here on dxp afterall and one can never be sure 😎 Looooove it
I still want to see the golden taco award. I feel there are enough foodies and taco lovers 8n general here to make a decent selection of people. One it would be a cool award, two foodies and taco lovers would love it, and 3 it's easy to understand and not negative. It has a point to it.
We need more positive and fun awards imo. Fuck all this petty toxicity these awards have always stood for. I agree with having some fun, and I agree with being unique. Leave the bs hazing to the kids in middle school though.


Posted by xBruceCampbellxI am "the Russians".
Why do we do this every year? You know the Russians are just gonna hack it.

Posted by ChangLol another term. You make terms everyday dude. Can you make a term of endearment for me?Posted by cloudsGet your troll game together cloudy it’s the 4th quarterPosted by Chang
Omnomnomnom![]()
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Posted by xBruceCampbellxLittle known trivia fact: Radmin actually stands for Russian admin.Posted by DamnataSo you're the one who keeps rebooting my computer remotely.Posted by xBruceCampbellxI am "the Russians".
Why do we do this every year? You know the Russians are just gonna hack it.
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Posted by ItsMeRomanDidn't this actually happen once? Who was it?
User most likely to fly to you after aggressively pm'ing you for three months.
#shadeallday

Posted by Koniuchaame
Biggest Try Hard

Posted by DamnataNo, no , noPosted by xBruceCampbellxI am "the Russians".
Why do we do this every year? You know the Russians are just gonna hack it.click to expand

Posted by LittleFairynoPosted by Koniuchaame
Biggest Try Hard
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Posted by edgelordStill waiting for someone on this site to outAries me in Pullen....Posted by ItsMeRomanffs roman i can't even tease with bishes. besides you know you'll actually be the one getting my fire sign vote. if i vote for you at all given certain things. maybe damnata is the better choice. pfft.Posted by edgelord😘🍑💩Posted by Damnatai have to vote for you for best female fire sign this year ofc.Posted by edgelordthe one award i cared most for and voted for myself in....i did not get lmao. waste of a vote.Posted by Damnatayou deserve all the funny person awards ofc. and i'll believe you. maybe i misunderstood you. that was many accounts ago anyway so its not like i could check. 😛Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.
and i can't remember if i've voted for myself for anything so no judging. 😛
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Posted by Damnatawhat was yours again?Posted by edgelordStill waiting for someone on this site to outAries me in Pullen....Posted by ItsMeRomanffs roman i can't even tease with bishes. besides you know you'll actually be the one getting my fire sign vote. if i vote for you at all given certain things. maybe damnata is the better choice. pfft.Posted by edgelord😘🍑💩Posted by Damnatai have to vote for you for best female fire sign this year ofc.Posted by edgelordthe one award i cared most for and voted for myself in....i did not get lmao. waste of a vote.Posted by Damnatayou deserve all the funny person awards ofc. and i'll believe you. maybe i misunderstood you. that was many accounts ago anyway so its not like i could check. 😛Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.
and i can't remember if i've voted for myself for anything so no judging. 😛
Even my ex who has Aries Sun had a smaller percentage.
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Posted by Damnata*smh*Posted by edgelordStill waiting for someone on this site to outAries me in Pullen....Posted by ItsMeRomanffs roman i can't even tease with bishes. besides you know you'll actually be the one getting my fire sign vote. if i vote for you at all given certain things. maybe damnata is the better choice. pfft.Posted by edgelord😘🍑💩Posted by Damnatai have to vote for you for best female fire sign this year ofc.Posted by edgelordthe one award i cared most for and voted for myself in....i did not get lmao. waste of a vote.Posted by Damnatayou deserve all the funny person awards ofc. and i'll believe you. maybe i misunderstood you. that was many accounts ago anyway so its not like i could check. 😛Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.
and i can't remember if i've voted for myself for anything so no judging. 😛
Even my ex who has Aries Sun had a smaller percentage.
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Posted by justagirlit has to both be your first sign and a higher percentage. if i recall right you might have a higher percentage but it's not your first sign. 17.8%Posted by Damnatawhat was yours again?Posted by edgelordStill waiting for someone on this site to outAries me in Pullen....Posted by ItsMeRomanffs roman i can't even tease with bishes. besides you know you'll actually be the one getting my fire sign vote. if i vote for you at all given certain things. maybe damnata is the better choice. pfft.Posted by edgelord😘🍑💩Posted by Damnatai have to vote for you for best female fire sign this year ofc.Posted by edgelordthe one award i cared most for and voted for myself in....i did not get lmao. waste of a vote.Posted by Damnatayou deserve all the funny person awards ofc. and i'll believe you. maybe i misunderstood you. that was many accounts ago anyway so its not like i could check. 😛Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.
and i can't remember if i've voted for myself for anything so no judging. 😛
Even my ex who has Aries Sun had a smaller percentage.
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Posted by firebunnyalong with their fb profile, address, credit card accounts and most importantly, blood type.Posted by Damnata*smh*Posted by edgelordStill waiting for someone on this site to outAries me in Pullen....Posted by ItsMeRomanffs roman i can't even tease with bishes. besides you know you'll actually be the one getting my fire sign vote. if i vote for you at all given certain things. maybe damnata is the better choice. pfft.Posted by edgelord😘🍑💩Posted by Damnatai have to vote for you for best female fire sign this year ofc.Posted by edgelordthe one award i cared most for and voted for myself in....i did not get lmao. waste of a vote.Posted by Damnatayou deserve all the funny person awards ofc. and i'll believe you. maybe i misunderstood you. that was many accounts ago anyway so its not like i could check. 😛Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.
and i can't remember if i've voted for myself for anything so no judging. 😛
Even my ex who has Aries Sun had a smaller percentage.
do you pull out pullens for every dxp user logging in?click to expand

Posted by edgelordi do because i actually called the hospital. my mother and grandmother were wrong and my father was right. and all charts i did were with the info from my father.Posted by Damnatawhatever Damnata. 😐Posted by edgelordStill waiting for someone on this site to outAries me in Pullen....Posted by ItsMeRomanffs roman i can't even tease with bishes. besides you know you'll actually be the one getting my fire sign vote. if i vote for you at all given certain things. maybe damnata is the better choice. pfft.Posted by edgelord😘🍑💩Posted by Damnatai have to vote for you for best female fire sign this year ofc.Posted by edgelordthe one award i cared most for and voted for myself in....i did not get lmao. waste of a vote.Posted by Damnatayou deserve all the funny person awards ofc. and i'll believe you. maybe i misunderstood you. that was many accounts ago anyway so its not like i could check. 😛Posted by edgelordno, lol. i think tiz could double check? i remember i only voted for myself in one award and i think it was the sarcastic one for humor alone.Posted by Damnatawut? you told me you voted for yourself for best female earth sign the year we both got so many votes but i was skunked on the awards itself. or did i misunderstand you?Posted by edgelordi never voted for myself as best virgo or queen lol.
i'm voting for myself for best fire moon. as i'm sure all the other fire moons will be doing. lmao
i think the only award i voted for myself in was the most sarcastic user cuz i found it funny and sarcastic if i voted for myself there since i never did for anything else..where the stakes were higher.
defying fire moon stereotypes.
and honestly i'm probably voting for @Gemitati because i forgot she's a leo moon and she's me bae.
and i can't remember if i've voted for myself for anything so no judging. 😛
Even my ex who has Aries Sun had a smaller percentage.
ALSO your pullen isn't even real cuz you don't have a birth time. for all we know you could be 12th house dominant and then pisces dominant. ijs.
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