@Damnata
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Posted by GC02
When will we know which categories got picked?
Before dawn.
Posted by tiziani
Guns before dawn. Romance isnt dead.

He looks so much like the Libra drug dealer in this picture lol.
Mel used to call me Julie Delpy.
Posted by Damnata
Full list:
Here's my 42
1) Biggest Try Hard
2) Fakest User
3) Most Loyal Friend
4) Most Bitter User
5) Most Likely to be Found Dead in an Alley
6) Most Likely to Dump a Dead DXPer in an Alley
7) Most Likely to Show Up in a Random PornHub Search
9) Newbie of the year
16) User most likely to be in a cult
17) Most likely to be a catfish
18) The most pitiful user
19) The most delusional user
20) The most wisest user
21) The most direct user
25) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
26) Stinkiest Vulva of the known world
32) Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017
43) Most dramatic user
44) Best sense of humor
61) Most Petty
62) Most likely to pay for sex
64) User Mostly Likely to be Blocked
65) User with the Biggest Blocked List
66) The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so
77) Best Looksmaxed
80) DXPs most eligible bachelor
81) DXPs most eligible bachelorette
97) The actual astrologer award.
98) Best Oldtimer
192) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)
best of each of the 12 astrological signs, no differentiating between male/female
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Meh
I vote hydorah's list +1
Posted by hydorah
I vote hydorah's list +1
I hear you cloudy.
Voting closed
Posted by Damnata
Posted by GC02
When will we know which categories got picked?
Before dawn.
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Yes before the sun comes out.
Vampires must be safe in their coffins! 🦇
I negative vote all the male/female sign awards
timezone sensitivity please
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Damnata
Posted by GC02
When will we know which categories got picked?
Before dawn.
Yes before the sun comes out.
Vampires must be safe in their coffins! 🦇
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5 AM here, must rush before sunrise.
Posted by hydorah
I negative vote all the male/female sign awards
Go suck on your sandals.
Mr grumpy.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Damnata
Posted by GC02
When will we know which categories got picked?
Before dawn.
Yes before the sun comes out.
Vampires must be safe in their coffins! 🦇
5 AM here, must rush before sunrise.
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Ohhh noes hurry!! You must get safely away!
Posted by hydorah
timezone sensitivity please
5 days is enough sensitivity. Voting will be for 7.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by hydorah
timezone sensitivity please
5 days is enough sensitivity. Voting will be for 7.
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This is a scandal, you can't ignore my anti vote for just 5 minutes.
Why even ask people to vote if you already know what results you want to annouce?
this shit is rigged
booo
booooooooooo
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Damnata
Posted by hydorah
timezone sensitivity please
5 days is enough sensitivity. Voting will be for 7.
This is a scandal, you can't ignore my anti vote for just 5 minutes.
Why even ask people to vote if you already know what results you want to annouce?
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lmao. you're so bored with the non drama.
gotta go start my tally now. laterz.
Posted by Damnata
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Ooh this feels like a Mafia game, lol
Posted by justagirl
Posted by hydorah
this shit is riggedbooo
booooooooooo
Lol
And so it begins.
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i think he's so upset people didn't pick his list he will go hard to try for every award now.
Posted by edgelord
Posted by justagirl
Posted by hydorah
this shit is riggedbooo
booooooooooo
Lol
And so it begins.
it's always like that though which is why i've tried to stay deleted when it happens. but right now dxp just seems more interesting than usual. so here we go.
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Lol ya my posts are all in jest. It's the same every year.
Posted by edgelord
@sunsetvirgo has had me e-bare my soul to her so i suppose she gets my best female virgo vote.
WHA-
Way one MENT
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Posted by Sunsetvirgo
Posted by edgelord
@sunsetvirgo has had me e-bare my soul to her so i suppose she gets my best female virgo vote.
WHA-
Way one MENT
Let's not make this awkward virgo.
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Yessir
I’ll sit and 🤐
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@sunsetvirgo has had me e-bare my soul to her so i suppose she gets my best female virgo vote.
WHA-
Way one MENT
Let's not make this awkward virgo.
Yessir
I’ll sit and 🤐
If I told you you're one of my favorite people on the board would you skunk me? Again 😆
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No sir 🤐
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Posted by Damnata
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Ooh this feels like a Mafia game, lol
😆
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Aw remember when you killed me that one time? Good times girl. ❤️ For a while there it was too many games everyone was getting a little stressed, lol. Or most people. Not @Soul who just sits back and waits to die or win and does nothing haha.
No one wants to host anymore 😩
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@sunsetvirgo has had me e-bare my soul to her so i suppose she gets my best female virgo vote.
WHA-
Way one MENT
Let's not make this awkward virgo.
Yessir
I’ll sit and 🤐
If I told you you're one of my favorite people on the board would you skunk me? Again 😆
No sir 🤐
Fine then 😭
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WAIT I THOUGHT SKUNK MEANT LIKE DOG U LIKE BE MEAN TO YOU WHA- what does it mean
Posted by ItsMeRoman
I’m finally done my dinner. Can I submit my list?The closing time for voting wasn’t posted with the initial list. 😐
No.
Read the OP cuz I posted it and bolded it.
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@sunsetvirgo has had me e-bare my soul to her so i suppose she gets my best female virgo vote.
WHA-
Way one MENT
Let's not make this awkward virgo.
Yessir
I’ll sit and 🤐
If I told you you're one of my favorite people on the board would you skunk me? Again 😆
No sir 🤐
Fine then 😭
WAIT I THOUGHT SKUNK MEANT LIKE DOG U LIKE BE MEAN TO YOU WHA- what does it mean
That cute friendly skunk you posted at me earlier when we became dxp bff lolol
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Ohhhh THEN YES I WOULD (:

Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Gee I hope category 108 gets in.
I'm just hoping 195 makes it.
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@sunsetvirgo has had me e-bare my soul to her so i suppose she gets my best female virgo vote.
WHA-
Way one MENT
Let's not make this awkward virgo.
Yessir
I’ll sit and 🤐
If I told you you're one of my favorite people on the board would you skunk me? Again 😆
No sir 🤐
Fine then 😭
WAIT I THOUGHT SKUNK MEANT LIKE DOG U LIKE BE MEAN TO YOU WHA- what does it mean
That cute friendly skunk you posted at me earlier when we became dxp bff lolol
Ohhhh THEN YES I WOULD (:
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Taurus and Virgo dxp bff forever 😈
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And evahhh (:
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Posted by HippieGem
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Posted by Damnata
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Ooh this feels like a Mafia game, lol
😆
Aw remember when you killed me that one time? Good times girl. ❤️ For a while there it was too many games everyone was getting a little stressed, lol. Or most people. Not @Soul who just sits back and waits to die or win and does nothing haha.
No one wants to host anymore 😩
That game got extra serious lmao!!
I still haven’t completely mended fences with crab next door.....
I’m always a wolf, I hate it!!!
Well now that GetMisted isn’t around now is the best time to play, we might actually have a shot.
😂😂😂 I hope someone hosts soon or else I will!!
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That game was crazy. You know what I’ll miss? That weird ass LOL gif he always posted. I wish he’d come back though. Hopefully he’s happier not being here.
I’ve yet to be a wolf. Never made it to the Mafia. The closest I got was Daenerys. And I killed Queenofthepheasantfairies as soon as she asked me if I was her, lol. No game.
If you have it in you, you should definitely host 🙂 FknNerd was talking about it too. I don’t think I could. I’d love to, but I’d most likely be a terrible game host.
DXP's power couple 2017
Results:
45 awards:
Newbie of the year - 19 votes
Best sense of humor - 19 votes
Wisest user - 18 votes
Troll of the year - 16 votes
Biggest DXP Feud - 13 votes
Actual astrologer award - 13 votes
Biggest Try Hard - 12 votes
Train Wreck Award - 12 votes
User most likely to be blocked - 12 votes
Most likely to be a catfish - 11 votes
Most direct user - 11 votes
Most dramatic user - 11 votes
User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - 11 votes
Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - 11 votes
Best Cancer female - 11 votes
Best Virgo male - 11 votes
Best Virgo female - 11 votes
Best Capricorn male - 11 votes
Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - 11 votes
User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - 11 votes
The most delusional user - 10 votes
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - 10 votes
Best Earth Sign Male - 10 votes
Best Earth Sign Female - 10 votes
Best Water Sign Female - 10 votes
Best Aries female -10 votes
Best Aries male -10 votes
Best Taurus Male - 10 votes
Best Taurus Female -10 votes
Best Gemini Male -10 votes
Best Gemini Female - 10 votes
Best Cancer Male - 10 votes
Best Leo Male - 10 votes
Best Leo Female - 10 votes
Best Libra Male - 10 votes
Best Libra Female - 10 votes
Best Scorpio Male - 10 votes
Best Scorpio Female - 10 votes
Best Sagittarius Male - 10 votes
Best Sagittarius Female - 10 votes
Best CapriCorn Female - 10 votes
Best Aquarius Male - 10 votes
Best Aquarius Female - 10 votes
Best Pisces Male - 10 votes
Best Pisces Female - 10 votes
We'll start voting Monday the 11th of December at 9 AM central time and we will end Sunday the 17th of December, 9PM central time
In the mean time, you all have a week to blackmail / flatter/ send nudes/ ask for nudes/ send points/ ask for points/ offer readings/ hit on/ compliment/ cajole/ befriend/ threaten/ manipulate/ beg / plead/ hook up with fellow DXPers to convince them to vote for you or not vote for you. I'll be around waiting for @SkiesAfire to answer his PMs.
Posted by Chang
Posted by Damnata
Results:45 awards:
Newbie of the year - 19 votes
Best sense of humor - 19 votes
Wisest user - 18 votes
Troll of the year - 16 votes
Biggest DXP Feud - 13 votes
Actual astrologer award - 13 votes
Biggest Try Hard - 12 votes
Train Wreck Award - 12 votes
User most likely to be blocked - 12 votes
Most likely to be a catfish - 11 votes
Most direct user - 11 votes
Most dramatic user - 11 votes
User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - 11 votes
Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - 11 votes
Best Cancer female - 11 votes
Best Virgo male - 11 votes
Best Virgo female - 11 votes
Best Capricorn male - 11 votes
Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - 11 votes
User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - 11 votes
The most delusional user - 10 votes
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - 10 votes
Best Earth Sign Male - 10 votes
Best Earth Sign Female - 10 votes
Best Water Sign Female - 10 votes
Best Aries female -10 votes
Best Aries male -10 votes
Best Taurus Male - 10 votes
Best Taurus Female -10 votes
Best Gemini Male -10 votes
Best Gemini Female - 10 votes
Best Cancer Male - 10 votes
Best Leo Male - 10 votes
Best Leo Female - 10 votes
Best Libra Male - 10 votes
Best Libra Female - 10 votes
Best Scorpio Male - 10 votes
Best Scorpio Female - 10 votes
Best Sagittarius Male - 10 votes
Best Sagittarius Female - 10 votes
Best CapriCorn Female - 10 votes
Best Aquarius Male - 10 votes
Best Aquarius Female - 10 votes
Best Pisces Male - 10 votes
Best Pisces Female - 10 votes
We'll start voting Monday the 11th of December at 9 AM central time and we will end Sunday the 17th of December, 9PM central time
In the mean time, you all have a week to blackmail / flatter/ send nudes/ ask for nudes/ send points/ ask for points/ offer readings/ hit on/ compliment/ cajole/ befriend/ threaten/ manipulate/ beg / plead/ hook up with fellow DXPers to convince them to vote for you or not vote for you. I'll be around waiting for @SkiesAfire to answer his PMs.
You know every year I delete so as not to cast doubt on my wins. Sort of like a Lebron media lockout during playoffs.
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As long as you don't update the profile picture in yet another shades and jacket at a downward angle.
Posted by Chang
Newbie of the year - SierraBest sense of humor - Cloudy
Wisest user - CaramelizedCoffee
Troll of the year - Gemitati
Biggest DXP Feud - Terramine canbull
Actual astrologer award - Instant Karma
Biggest Try Hard - Itsmeroman
Train Wreck Award - Terramine
User most likely to be blocked - Tinman
Most likely to be a catfish - teena
Most direct user - rockyroad
Most dramatic user - hollyhock
User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - Gemitati
Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - Nikkistar
Best Cancer female - GC02
Best Virgo male - Jed
Best Virgo female - Fknerd
Best Capricorn male - dead inside
Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - Whorpio
User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - Hydorah
The most delusional user - HES
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - HES
Best Earth Sign Male - firebunny
Best Earth Sign Female - Tctao
Best Water Sign Female - CaramelizedCoffee
Best Aries female - SofiaV87
Best Aries male - Smidge
Best Taurus Male - Twinkletoes
Best Taurus Female - spunk
Best Gemini Male - tinman
Best Gemini Female - halalbae
Best Cancer Male - admiral
Best Leo Male - enfant
Best Leo Female - monty
Best Libra Male - Ursa
Best Libra Female - fleshpot
Best Scorpio Male - skies
Best Scorpio Female - heart of topaz
Best Sagittarius Male - TheSag
Best Sagittarius Female - sagurl88
Best CapriCorn Female - fortuna
Best Aquarius Male - aquariusman
Best Aquarius Female - bittercups
Best Pisces Male - hydorah
Best Pisces Female - pisceswoman123
You do realize I'm making a new topic in a week.
Posted by Chang
You know the awards are a bit tame if you can vote publiclyJust a thought
No shameful awards like fuck on the bathroom floor
I really wish aquapiscescusp would do the valentine's one. That's my favorite dxp tradition.
Don't remind me of that award ew.
Posted by TheTinMan
How much long do we got to vote?
There will be a new topic next Monday. You can use this one to debate, refine your answers...etc.
Posted by Chang
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Chang
You know the awards are a bit tame if you can vote publiclyJust a thought
No shameful awards like fuck on the bathroom floor
I really wish aquapiscescusp would do the valentine's one. That's my favorite dxp tradition.
Don't remind me of that award ew.
You know it was all edgelord registering 1000x as some new user right
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Don't know if it was 6 or 11. Think it was 6.
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Newbie of the year - SierraBest sense of humor - Cloudy
Wisest user - CaramelizedCoffee
Troll of the year - Gemitati
Biggest DXP Feud - Terramine canbull
Actual astrologer award - Instant Karma
Biggest Try Hard - Itsmeroman
Train Wreck Award - Terramine
User most likely to be blocked - Tinman
Most likely to be a catfish - teena
Most direct user - rockyroad
Most dramatic user - hollyhock
User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - Gemitati
Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - Nikkistar
Best Cancer female - GC02
Best Virgo male - Jed
Best Virgo female - Fknerd
Best Capricorn male - dead inside
Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - Whorpio
User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - Hydorah
The most delusional user - HES
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - HES
Best Earth Sign Male - firebunny
Best Earth Sign Female - Tctao
Best Water Sign Female - CaramelizedCoffee
Best Aries female - SofiaV87
Best Aries male - Smidge
Best Taurus Male - Twinkletoes
Best Taurus Female - spunk
Best Gemini Male - tinman
Best Gemini Female - halalbae
Best Cancer Male - admiral
Best Leo Male - enfant
Best Leo Female - monty
Best Libra Male - Ursa
Best Libra Female - fleshpot
Best Scorpio Male - skies
Best Scorpio Female - heart of topaz
Best Sagittarius Male - TheSag
Best Sagittarius Female - sagurl88
Best CapriCorn Female - fortuna
Best Aquarius Male - aquariusman
Best Aquarius Female - bittercups
Best Pisces Male - hydorah
Best Pisces Female - pisceswoman123
I'm offended coz t is not cap😐
@damnata Question. Are we nominating folks then voting? Or we just posting our votes for the categories once you make the new thread?
Just asking for clarification since it's being done a tad different and I'm a pain.
😏
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Ooh this feels like a Mafia game, lol
😆
Aw remember when you killed me that one time? Good times girl. ❤️ For a while there it was too many games everyone was getting a little stressed, lol. Or most people. Not @Soul who just sits back and waits to die or win and does nothing haha.
No one wants to host anymore 😩
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Lol.
Flawless.
Posted by justagirl
@damnata Question. Are we nominating folks then voting? Or we just posting our votes for the categories once you make the new thread?Just asking for clarification since it's being done a tad different and I'm a pain.
😏
We'll vote.
I will make a clear straightforward topic, like this one.
Posted by ItsMeRoman
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Ooh this feels like a Mafia game, lol
😆
Aw remember when you killed me that one time? Good times girl. ❤️ For a while there it was too many games everyone was getting a little stressed, lol. Or most people. Not @Soul who just sits back and waits to die or win and does nothing haha.
No one wants to host anymore 😩
Lol.
Flawless.
You mean lazy lol
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Play like 6 of those in a row then tell me how you feel lol.
The first 2 I'm like awesome! Then they keep coming and people pretty much beg me to play and I'm like "Fml"
At that point I just wait till the end to really start playing. End game in mafia is much better imo.
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Ooh this feels like a Mafia game, lol
😆
Aw remember when you killed me that one time? Good times girl. ❤️ For a while there it was too many games everyone was getting a little stressed, lol. Or most people. Not @Soul who just sits back and waits to die or win and does nothing haha.
No one wants to host anymore 😩
Lol.
Flawless.
You mean lazy lol
Play like 6 of those in a row then tell me how you feel lol.
The first 2 I'm like awesome! Then they keep coming and people pretty much beg me to play and I'm like "Fml"
At that point I just wait till the end to really start playing. End game in mafia is much better imo.
Im such an Aries. I give it my all in the start and towards the end I’m relishing the idea of being dead and thankful when I’m killed so I can mock everyone.
Next mafia game that comes up I’m going to play if you’re in it.
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Next game I'll go strong from the start. I just find it pointless to try your best then end up dead. I rather be at the point 3 days in where I've yet to end up dead, then try my best lol.
So whoever gets picked now will get voted on later? Can we nominate more than one person for the categories?
Posted by HippieGem
So whoever gets picked now will get voted on later? Can we nominate more than one person for the categories?
No one gets picked now.
Voting for one person directly when I make that topic in a week.
Votes in this topic don't matter.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by HippieGem
So whoever gets picked now will get voted on later? Can we nominate more than one person for the categories?
No one gets picked now.
Voting for one person directly when I make that topic in a week.
Votes in this topic don't matter.
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Ah ok, thanks 😬
damnata is getting paid right?
I mean now that we have to subscribe for the priviledge to make posts for the website, I hope damnata is at least getting a cut
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I can think of at least 3 virgo women at the top of my head.
As for Pisces I thought you had ONE strong favorite.
Also, fixed sign can't pick? lmao