@hydorah
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Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:
looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:
over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:
my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:
Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....
showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...
pls help me looksmax...
How did I miss these😍 you build up a picture of someone in your head and then you see them and it's so much better! I just want to stalk you now!
this thread for the men. i am not a man.
Posted by TheRabbit
I've been working out. Can you tell?
I've seen a pic of you and your hot. Stop trying to get wildebeests to slid into your pms
this thread for the men. i am not a man.
I didn’t tag you for you to post your photo. Lol
“Your dxpnet date might be in this thread” — I was teasing when I tagged you. 😛
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ah. ooo. ok tease. lol
Posted by nano
Lol everyone @ Metatron"I'd let him sting me all night long"
he's got an absurdly long face...its like a plank, just sit on it
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you like those long faces though....
Posted by nano
Lol everyone @ Metatron"I'd let him sting me all night long"
he's got an absurdly long face...its like a plank, just sit on it
you like those long faces though....
Id ride your face.
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Posted by MyStarsShine
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
Him
@metatron looks lowkey like mephisto, and enjoys the biblical names a bit too much, but I'm chill, I'll pretend I didn't notice anything.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
Him
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I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
so the previous post was just impulsiv saying metatron is TLS because she already saw the photo
ijs
Posted by MyStarsShine
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
Him
I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
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I liked this guy in being humans because he was cool but you fangirls are ruining him .
I
Posted by thistletongue
I need to meet a man like Adam driver.. sweet jesus.
Someone find me a replica!
Slightly inbred white boy?
You might pass ten Adam Drivers on your way to work every day, but you put that face on tv and suddenly that's considered hot 🙄
Posted by MyStarsShine
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
Him
I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
I liked this guy in being humans because he was cool but you fangirls are ruining him .
I
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lol I tried watching being human and couldn't get into it! I enjoyed Poldark though- Aidan is alright, as far as his looks.
Posted by thistletongue
I need to meet a man like Adam driver.. sweet jesus.
Someone find me a replica!
Slightly inbred white boy?
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"slightly"
Posted by tnmnt
🙈 🦀
Is this you?!
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Nice view 😄
Posted by MyStarsShine
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
Him
I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
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I was watching some of his outtakes and he is such fun......his laugh.....wow....sexy sexy sexy 😍😍
Posted by tnmnt
🙈 🦀
Nice view 😄
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Are you falling in love again, Pisces ? 😍😍😍
Posted by tnmnt
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cowabunga
Posted by tnmnt
🙈 🦀
Is this you?!
yep
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OMG
while waiting for the court hearing...
Posted by thistletongue
I need to meet a man like Adam driver.. sweet jesus.
Someone find me a replica!
Slightly inbred white boy?
Like you? 💁🏻♀️
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Aw thanks?
How do we post pics on here?
Posted by TheRabbit
I think my face is a bit thinner:
Is that a bedazzled garage opener 👀👀
Posted by TheRabbit
I think my face is a bit thinner:
What is above your head
Here's a pic...
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Lol never mind.
@jayc3on
Posted by hydorah
so the previous post was just impulsiv saying metatron is TLS because she already saw the photoijs
What does this mean?
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yes
I keep my brain eating lake amoeba outside of my car
I think every year the contingent of male members is getting more decent than the previous
Don't like selfies ( https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/capricorn/selfies-are-stupid-5019507/) but this was one where I felt compelled to take one. Morning after the Astros Series win.
Posted by The_Mad_Hatter
There I updated the profile pic. That's all the effort I care to put in lol. Taurean laziness
Maaaan I thought you were a girl and a Scorpio. My bad
Posted by TheRabbit
I think my face is a bit thinner:
Is that a bedazzled garage opener 👀👀
Do you think I coukd sell something like that?
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To teens and queens.
Posted by The_Mad_Hatter
There I updated the profile pic. That's all the effort I care to put in lol. Taurean lazinessMaaaan I thought you were a girl and a Scorpio. My bad
What the hell made you think that?
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I think I saw you answer a question about scorpios once and it seemed pretty accurate. And maybe you just give off a feminine energy because you ain’t as aggressive as other men here.
Posted by The_Mad_Hatter
There I updated the profile pic. That's all the effort I care to put in lol. Taurean lazinessMaaaan I thought you were a girl and a Scorpio. My bad
What the hell made you think that?
I think I saw you answer a question about scorpios once and it seemed pretty accurate. And maybe you just give off a feminine energy because you ain’t as aggressive as other men here.
Oh man, right in the balls...
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It’s good to be nonaggressive!!
Posted by TheRabbit
I think my face is a bit thinner:
What is above your head
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Fishing flies wunderbaum
Posted by tnmnt
🙈 🦀
Nice view 😄
It's in Portovenere 🙂
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Oh well that explains 😄
Always nice pictures from there
Posted by JadeAlexander
I genuinely enjoy seeing everyone’s faces. Maybe because I’m nosy? Thanks guys for cooperating
Nosy libra smh
Lol I see Shaks still hasn't mastered the skill of posting pics
Posted by TheRabbit
I think my face is a bit thinner:
Is that a bedazzled garage opener 👀👀
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I thought cat toys
Posted by LePetitFisk
BOY....
Lol what are you trying to tell us here?
Lol what are you trying to tell us here?
I'm saying a lot of the dudes here are bottles of Gatorade for this parched ass, cutie.
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Well alright then! You're not bad yourself.
Lol what are you trying to tell us here?
I'm saying a lot of the dudes here are bottles of Gatorade for this parched ass, cutie.
Well alright then! You're not bad yourself.
Is this the start of something beautiful?
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I'm getting in on this, damn it.. I think I earned my manhood here, god damn you. Not taking none of you people shit.
This is Hendo. Hate it.
i lost a few pounds so im flexing today 😊
Posted by black_kevorkian
i lost a few pounds so im flexing today 😊
Do you have an erection?
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no, he is flexing
I wanted to post a pic that I took today, with clothes on...so probably not edgy enough, why bother then
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