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Posted by MetatronHow did I miss these😍 you build up a picture of someone in your head and then you see them and it's so much better! I just want to stalk you now!
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....
me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:
looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:
over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:
my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:
Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....
showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...
pls help me looksmax...
Posted by Fortunathis thread for the men. i am not a man.
@WitchmitchAries
Posted by TheRabbitI've seen a pic of you and your hot. Stop trying to get wildebeests to slid into your pms
I've been working out. Can you tell?
Posted by Fortunaah. ooo. ok tease. lolPosted by WitchmitchAriesI didn’t tag you for you to post your photo. LolPosted by Fortunathis thread for the men. i am not a man.
@WitchmitchAries
“Your dxpnet date might be in this thread” — I was teasing when I tagged you. 😛click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeyou like those long faces though....Posted by nanohe's got an absurdly long face...its like a plank, just sit on it
Lol everyone @ Metatron
"I'd let him sting me all night long"click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeePosted by MetatronId ride your face.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeyou like those long faces though....Posted by nanohe's got an absurdly long face...its like a plank, just sit on it
Lol everyone @ Metatron
"I'd let him sting me all night long"
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Posted by MyStarsShineHim
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
@metatron looks lowkey like mephisto, and enjoys the biblical names a bit too much, but I'm chill, I'll pretend I didn't notice anything.
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MyStarsShineHim
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~click to expand
I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
so the previous post was just impulsiv saying metatron is TLS because she already saw the photo
ijs
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Posted by justagirlI liked this guy in being humans because he was cool but you fangirls are ruining him .Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MyStarsShineHim
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
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Posted by thistletongue
I need to meet a man like Adam driver.. sweet jesus.
Someone find me a replica!
Slightly inbred white boy?
You might pass ten Adam Drivers on your way to work every day, but you put that face on tv and suddenly that's considered hot 🙄
Posted by hydorahlol I tried watching being human and couldn't get into it! I enjoyed Poldark though- Aidan is alright, as far as his looks.Posted by justagirlI liked this guy in being humans because he was cool but you fangirls are ruining him .Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MyStarsShineHim
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
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Posted by enfant_terrible"slightly"Posted by thistletongue
I need to meet a man like Adam driver.. sweet jesus.
Someone find me a replica!
Slightly inbred white boy?click to expand
Posted by tnmntIs this you?!
🙈 🦀
Posted by tnmntNice view 😄
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Posted by justagirlI was watching some of his outtakes and he is such fun......his laugh.....wow....sexy sexy sexy 😍😍Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MyStarsShineHim
Gemini sun, Libra moon ~ Aidan ~
I watched Poldark a few months back and ohh boy lol 😂
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Posted by pisceswoman123Are you falling in love again, Pisces ? 😍😍😍Posted by tnmntNice view 😄
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Posted by tnmntcowabunga
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while waiting for the court hearing...
Posted by thistletonguePosted by enfant_terribleLike you? 💁🏻♀️Posted by thistletongue
I need to meet a man like Adam driver.. sweet jesus.
Someone find me a replica!
Slightly inbred white boy?
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Aw thanks?
How do we post pics on here?
Posted by TheRabbitIs that a bedazzled garage opener 👀👀
I think my face is a bit thinner:
Posted by TheRabbitPosted by nanoHere's a pic...Posted by TheRabbitWhat is above your head
I think my face is a bit thinner:click to expand
Lol never mind.
@jayc3on
Posted by nanoyesPosted by hydorahWhat does this mean?
so the previous post was just impulsiv saying metatron is TLS because she already saw the photo
ijsclick to expand
I keep my brain eating lake amoeba outside of my car
I think every year the contingent of male members is getting more decent than the previous
Don't like selfies ( https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/capricorn/selfies-are-stupid-5019507/) but this was one where I felt compelled to take one. Morning after the Astros Series win.
Posted by The_Mad_Hatter
There I updated the profile pic. That's all the effort I care to put in lol. Taurean laziness
Maaaan I thought you were a girl and a Scorpio. My bad
Posted by TheRabbitTo teens and queens.Posted by LadyNeptuneDo you think I coukd sell something like that?Posted by TheRabbitIs that a bedazzled garage opener 👀👀
I think my face is a bit thinner:click to expand
Posted by The_Mad_HatterPosted by WhorpioPosted by The_Mad_Hatter
There I updated the profile pic. That's all the effort I care to put in lol. Taurean laziness
Maaaan I thought you were a girl and a Scorpio. My bad
What the hell made you think that?click to expand
I think I saw you answer a question about scorpios once and it seemed pretty accurate. And maybe you just give off a feminine energy because you ain’t as aggressive as other men here.
Posted by JadeAlexanderPosted by WhorpioPosted by The_Mad_HatterPosted by WhorpioPosted by The_Mad_Hatter
There I updated the profile pic. That's all the effort I care to put in lol. Taurean laziness
Maaaan I thought you were a girl and a Scorpio. My bad
What the hell made you think that?
I think I saw you answer a question about scorpios once and it seemed pretty accurate. And maybe you just give off a feminine energy because you ain’t as aggressive as other men here.
Oh man, right in the balls...click to expand
It’s good to be nonaggressive!!
Posted by nanoFishing flies wunderbaumPosted by TheRabbitWhat is above your head
I think my face is a bit thinner:click to expand
Posted by tnmntPosted by pisceswoman123It's in Portovenere 🙂Posted by tnmntNice view 😄
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Oh well that explains 😄
Always nice pictures from there
Posted by JadeAlexanderNosy libra smh
I genuinely enjoy seeing everyone’s faces. Maybe because I’m nosy? Thanks guys for cooperating
Lol I see Shaks still hasn't mastered the skill of posting pics
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by TheRabbitIs that a bedazzled garage opener 👀👀
I think my face is a bit thinner:click to expand
I thought cat toys
Posted by LePetitFiskLol what are you trying to tell us here?
BOY....
Posted by LePetitFiskWell alright then! You're not bad yourself.Posted by GOATActionI'm saying a lot of the dudes here are bottles of Gatorade for this parched ass, cutie.
Lol what are you trying to tell us here?
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Posted by nanoPosted by GOATActionIs this the start of something beautiful?Posted by LePetitFiskWell alright then! You're not bad yourself.Posted by GOATActionI'm saying a lot of the dudes here are bottles of Gatorade for this parched ass, cutie.
Lol what are you trying to tell us here?
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I'm getting in on this, damn it.. I think I earned my manhood here, god damn you. Not taking none of you people shit.
This is Hendo. Hate it.
i lost a few pounds so im flexing today 😊
Posted by Arkansassyno, he is flexingPosted by black_kevorkianDo you have an erection?
i lost a few pounds so im flexing today 😊click to expand
I wanted to post a pic that I took today, with clothes on...so probably not edgy enough, why bother then
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