DMV
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Comedy Stand Up
Were you nervous in any way?
Anything we can see? On youtube for example?
Posted by ufoVirgo mind is too slow for impro.
thats awesome also i am low key hating cuz i always wanted to do stand up/improv
aaayyyee thats what up link it when you get a chance ... 😄 😄
Posted by ufoWell, i know several virgos, all of them pretty accomplished in classical education (except that one guy who's in jail for selling coke) and they all seem to stutter in real time talk when a pressure of this or that sort is on.Posted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufo
thats awesome also i am low key hating cuz i always wanted to do stand up/improv
Virgo mind is too slow for impro. click to expand
if only you knew me in person click to expandclick to expand
They can for the most part also produce great feats of writing, quite succinct and reasoned, but only if there's time allowed to think it all through. When time is precious they all seem to not achieve the standards they achieve when time isn't of the essence. That's why i think virgo isn't good for impro.
As for knowing you in person, I'm sure that's my loss. 😄
Posted by ufoMe ex Virgo and Virgo Dom, Scorpio son are excellent at ad lib and improPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufo
thats awesome also i am low key hating cuz i always wanted to do stand up/improv
Virgo mind is too slow for impro. click to expand
if only you knew me in person click to expandclick to expand
Very funny to listen to 👍
Well done DMV!
Would love to see what you do
👍🌟👍
Would love to see what you do
👍🌟👍
Posted by ufoIs she really a stand up impro comedian? I only know her from Parks&Recreation (great show) but that's all scripted. ie time was put into it.Posted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufoPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufo
thats awesome also i am low key hating cuz i always wanted to do stand up/improv
Virgo mind is too slow for impro. click to expand
if only you knew me in person click to expand
Well, i know several virgos, all of them pretty accomplished in classical education (except that one guy who's in jail for selling coke) and they all seem to stutter in real time talk when a pressure of this or that sort is on.
They can for the most part also produce great feats of writing, quite succinct and reasoned, but only if there's time allowed to think it all through. When time is precious they all seem to not achieve the standards they achieve when time isn't of the essence. That's why i think virgo isn't good for impro.
As for knowing you in person, I'm sure that's my loss. click to expand
amy poehler click to expandclick to expand
Posted by ufoVirgo...ruled by Mercury...it makes sensePosted by MyStarsShinePosted by ufoPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufo
thats awesome also i am low key hating cuz i always wanted to do stand up/improv
Virgo mind is too slow for impro. click to expand
if only you knew me in person click to expand
Me ex Virgo and Virgo Dom, Scorpio son are excellent at ad lib and impro
Very funny to listen to 👍 click to expand
exactly click to expandclick to expand
One of them has Virgo Mercury and the other Sag Mercury
Double act....quick witted!
Posted by ufoBruh, that's obviously acting disguised as impro. If nothing else the dude from Parks&Recreation and Tina Fey give it away. And then there's the forced acting from the people they interact with. Granted i only watched 2 minutes of it.
@ mr_pinchy
Posted by ufoLook i only told my observations based on interactions with quite a few virgos in settings where real quick wit is needed and the consequences are bigger than failing to illicit a laugh from the sit-in audience.Posted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufo
@ mr_pinchy
Bruh, that's obviously acting disguised as impro. If nothing else the dude from Parks&Recreation and Tina Fey give it away. And then there's the forced acting from the people they interact with. Granted i only watched 2 minutes of it. click to expand
well there's a whole lot of amy poehler doing improv out there... maybe stop thinking you can put all virgos in a category? click to expandclick to expand
No need to take it so personal, i didn't mean to take a dump on your dreams of being a stand up comedian.
Posted by SmidgeYa, maybe my bad was comparing my experiences that have nothing to do with comedy to what's being discussed here. I merely went off improvisation angle and how i observed virgos not being the very best at it.Posted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufoPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufo
@ mr_pinchy
Bruh, that's obviously acting disguised as impro. If nothing else the dude from Parks&Recreation and Tina Fey give it away. And then there's the forced acting from the people they interact with. Granted i only watched 2 minutes of it. click to expand
well there's a whole lot of amy poehler doing improv out there... maybe stop thinking you can put all virgos in a category? click to expand
Look i only told my observations based on interactions with quite a few virgos in settings where real quick wit is needed and the consequences are bigger than failing to illicit a laugh from the sit-in audience.
No need to take it so personal, i didn't mean to take a dump on your dreams of being a stand up comedian. click to expand
I think Virgos are witty in their own way, they're good at quick cute responses that make you chuckle but only if the response is short. If they're in a situation where they need to be consistently funny, sometimes they lose the pattern and it can flop.
I notice this in myself having Virgo moon, I can be funny and quick, but can't handle being in a back and forth for too long, especially in person.
I think Virgos are better at one liners, usually involving sarcasm and dry humour click to expandclick to expand
Actually my mars in virgo is exceptional in this capacity.
Mars in vigro gets better each and every time.
It demands forward progress and attention to detail.
Mars in vigro gets better each and every time.
It demands forward progress and attention to detail.
Posted by DMVMhm....so what should i write....Department of Motor Vehicles employee kicking ass late night. or wut?Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Anything we can see? On youtube for example?
Yes. There is a YouTube channel
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Posted by Superman77This wasnt a fear to be conquered.
Great job @DMV!
Way to conquer those fears gurl!
When I had my vocal performance, someone in the audience came up to me and told me that I missed my calling as a standup comedian.
I replied, "no I didnt." I signed up the next day and found out it's another hidden gift.
One, I will hold onto.
Can we see your YouTube channel @DMV ?
Mars in Virgo.......very funny!
Doesn't @nikkistar have that ? She is very quick witted
Mars in Virgo.......very funny!
Doesn't @nikkistar have that ? She is very quick witted
Posted by TheRabbitYou would be great at it
Congrats. I wish I had the confidence to do standup.
Try it!
wow, That is awesome, DMV!
I would say my favorite black female comedian is Luenell LOL!
so raw and honest lol
I would say my favorite black female comedian is Luenell LOL!
so raw and honest lol
That's awesome DMV!
Posted by MasterfulHaha and do you cringe every time he does? 😆
my dad is a failed stand up comedian
he became a doctor instead
he does however grab the mic every chance he gets
I remember you saying you'd found your parents sex books lol....do you remember that?
Are they both Pisces?
Posted by SmidgeI agree with this assessment. I know for me personally...if I have to drag something on for longer then a couple one liners it becomes exhausting and draining. I like to get in and get out lolPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufoPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by ufo
@ mr_pinchy
Bruh, that's obviously acting disguised as impro. If nothing else the dude from Parks&Recreation and Tina Fey give it away. And then there's the forced acting from the people they interact with. Granted i only watched 2 minutes of it. click to expand
well there's a whole lot of amy poehler doing improv out there... maybe stop thinking you can put all virgos in a category? click to expand
Look i only told my observations based on interactions with quite a few virgos in settings where real quick wit is needed and the consequences are bigger than failing to illicit a laugh from the sit-in audience.
No need to take it so personal, i didn't mean to take a dump on your dreams of being a stand up comedian. click to expand
I think Virgos are witty in their own way, they're good at quick cute responses that make you chuckle but only if the response is short. If they're in a situation where they need to be consistently funny, sometimes they lose the pattern and it can flop.
I notice this in myself having Virgo moon, I can be funny and quick, but can't handle being in a back and forth for too long, especially in person.
I think Virgos are better at one liners, usually involving sarcasm and dry humour click to expandclick to expand
You are amazing!
Posted by MasterfulOr if they are still breathing 😆Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Masterful
my dad is a failed stand up comedian
he became a doctor instead
he does however grab the mic every chance he gets
Haha and do you cringe every time he does?
I remember you saying you'd found your parents sex books lol....do you remember that?
Are they both Pisces?
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he does it in front of my grandma’s friends
that crowd is so old i sometimes i just look around to see if they still get the punchlines
my mom is a pisces
my dad and stepmom are both hyena laughing sags
i find a lot of things in his drawers
edible undies nude playing cards several copies of eyes wide shut
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Lol at edible undies etc......hilarious, cracking up here. Do you inherit your humour from dad or is your mum funny too?
Do you make the Leo laugh her socks off? 😅
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsThis can 100% become a reality
Well done! 😁 When you get famous make sure to reference DXP.
Definitly can make this happen.
Posted by greengemini_Yes. Let's talk about creative circles.
Jupiter is still in Scorpio and will be for a while. Love and creative pursuits yo.
Lots of SUPER successful Scorpio moons in the industry.
Pro tip: find a good improv group or class with other creative's. Audit different one's until you find one you absolutely love.
Why? Because metal sharpens metal.
They're not all they're cracked up to be.
I've been in creative circles and they don't last. People get jealous and goals start to intertwine. People become dependent on each other. I dont do them anymore.
I do however, have many creative outlets that I associate but I don't get personal or share my goals.
In short. I believe in creative atmospheres, circles are not for me.
I do have an ace in the hole tho.
I have been blessed with a Taurus mentor who has propelled me further than I've ever imagined. He is critical.
Posted by DMVPosted by Harl3m
Were you nervous in any way?
No this is my like 4th performance in 6 months.
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