Andalusia
@Andalusia
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I think i want a baby
Posted by AndalusiaThey stink. And loud. And sorry, I don’t have one to spare...
Talk me out of it.
Also, happy thanksgiving america.
Kthnxbai.
Gawddammit. You all are supposed to me persuading me NOT to give birth.
And I swear to God, if the person I have blocked comes in here and makes some shitty ass comment, I will fly to the UK and not stop until he is found and I have smothered him with a pillow.
And I swear to God, if the person I have blocked comes in here and makes some shitty ass comment, I will fly to the UK and not stop until he is found and I have smothered him with a pillow.
Posted by enfant_terribleShut up! Dxp need new members!!! LolPosted by AndalusiaOk..
Talk me out of it.
Name one unselfish reason to have a baby?click to expand
Naw girl. I think I'm ready 2
Posted by enfant_terribleSee, this.. this i can work with.Posted by AndalusiaOk..
Talk me out of it.
Name one unselfish reason to have a baby?click to expand
I want one too 😩
Posted by DistilledPosted by enfant_terribleTo give birth to you.Posted by AndalusiaOk..
Talk me out of it.
Name one unselfish reason to have a baby?
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You're not doing it for me, I don't even exist.
Posted by TheRabbitIt’s a gas moron!
I think I'm having labor pains.
Marry me. I'll give you babies asap
Posted by LePetitFiskGODDAMMIT NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You'll end up giving birth to another Gobshit and imposing another cantankerous Capricorn into this world that no one wants.
Can you imagine a shitty Capricorn with cat eyes glasses??
(Not all Caps are shitty, btw. I like a lot of them in fact. But the ones that are shitty are super fucking shitty.)
Posted by EllygantI 💖💙💚💛💜🖤 you.
Oh and your wife will be really upset.
It’s harder for me to feed you and a baby in the basement.
Posted by jukeyFor sure I could. It wouldn't be a hard sell. It's just so damn expensive 😢
Can you be talked into adoption? There's many unwanted caps left on the mountainside
I kinda became fine with the idea of having kids just few years ago.I never imagined carrying and birthing them...scary 😰😰😰. Did you think of that— I love the idea of bringing them up tho.
Maybe this will help😛
Maybe this will help😛
They’re overrated.
Posted by AndalusiaDon't do baby!
Talk me out of it.
Posted by AndalusiaWRECKS YOUR BODY
Talk me out of it.
Also, happy thanksgiving america.
Kthnxbai.
Your chanclas will not adorn your feet anymore
ur feet swell
childbirth is painful
society doesn't treat mothers well
its a lot of unpaid work
childbirth is painful
society doesn't treat mothers well
its a lot of unpaid work
Posted by TheTinMan?Posted by GemitatiA man shouldn't have to tell you this.Posted by AndalusiaThey stink. And loud. And sorry, I don’t have one to spare...
Talk me out of it.
Also, happy thanksgiving america.
Kthnxbai.
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That statement is proof all men expect women to do everything. We have the career ..we do the babies ...we are epected to do EVERYTHING
Posted by TheTinManYou shouldn’t tell anything to anybody period!Posted by GemitatiYou can always freshen and sweeten them up so they won't be stink. Don't you have kids? You should know this already. A man shouldn't have to tell you this.Posted by AndalusiaThey stink. And loud. And sorry, I don’t have one to spare...
Talk me out of it.
Also, happy thanksgiving america.
Kthnxbai.
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Posted by TheTinManThat’s all you can do for her in bed! So get lost!Posted by LittleFairyIf that statement is suppose to be my statement, which I'm confused. Geminicandle said babies are stink. I just said if you freshen and sweeten them up they won't be stink. Men washes their babies too. Not all men expects the woman to do everything. I don't expect dinner nor breakfast from my woman. It's I the one who usually does all the cooking. And bring her breakfast in bed.
That statement is proof all men expect women to do everything. We have the career ..we do the babies ...we are epected to do EVERYTHING
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Posted by TheTinManYou so full of shit! I AM Libra rising and I had never claimed being Gem rising as you said in one of your insane posts.Posted by GemitatiIf you are a Libra rising like you once claim that you are then you would love to bring your lovermate breakfast in bed.Posted by TheTinManThat’s all you can do for her in bed! So get lost!Posted by LittleFairyIf that statement is suppose to be my statement, which I'm confused. Geminicandle said babies are stink. I just said if you freshen and sweeten them up they won't be stink. Men washes their babies too. Not all men expects the woman to do everything. I don't expect dinner nor breakfast from my woman. It's I the one who usually does all the cooking. And bring her breakfast in bed.
That statement is proof all men expect women to do everything. We have the career ..we do the babies ...we are epected to do EVERYTHING
And you tend to make me laugh when you get mad. Whereas other female users are cute when they mad.
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And keep mentioning gemicandle! Which is stupid as shit but it’s you! Reynolds foil!
Get a job...maybe...turd!
Posted by TheSagWhat I meant was make, don't make a baby. Stupid english language 😠Posted by AndalusiaDon't do baby!
Talk me out of it.click to expand
If you do want a baby— Maybe it's time for a baby.
Posted by TheTinManPosted by LittleFairy
That statement is proof all men expect women to do everything. We have the career ..we do the babies ...we are epected to do EVERYTHING
Posted by TheTinManLiar 😉Posted by LittleFairy
That statement is proof all men expect women to do everything. We have the career ..we do the babies ...we are epected to do EVERYTHING
It's I the one who usually does all the cooking. And bring her breakfast in bed.
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Come one be real. NO ONE on this site believes this.
You must think we are idiots tin man.
Do you have a good man who will be a strong father figure ?
Family to suport you?
Financially sound?
Are you prepared for sleepless nights, sore boobs, maybe post natal depression, loss of freedom and for the incessant worry that parenthood can bring ?
Are you ready to put yourself last?
Are you ready to love another person without conditions and never want anything back
If you can answer yes to all.....think about it
If not.....please don't
A child is for life
Family to suport you?
Financially sound?
Are you prepared for sleepless nights, sore boobs, maybe post natal depression, loss of freedom and for the incessant worry that parenthood can bring ?
Are you ready to put yourself last?
Are you ready to love another person without conditions and never want anything back
If you can answer yes to all.....think about it
If not.....please don't
A child is for life
......and for all the childless people saying "go for it"
Ignore them
😛
Ignore them
😛
Posted by Gob_ShiteLol GobbiePosted by MyStarsShine
Do you have a good man who will be a strong father figure ?
Family to suport you?
Financially sound?
Are you prepared for sleepless nights, sore boobs, maybe post natal depression, loss of freedom and for the incessant worry that parenthood can bring ?
Are you ready to put yourself last?
Are you ready to love another person without conditions and never want anything back
If you can answer yes to all.....think about it
If not.....please don't
A child is for life
Fuck all that! Babies look sooooo cute!
Besides, everyone else has got one... 😆
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Reality check hey mate ? 😛
Posted by LittleFairyLuckily not all men are like that Fairy, our son's dad was amazing.....I always claim our baby had two mums
You must think we are idiots tin man.
He was invaluable and still is and the two of them have a wonderful bond
🙂
Posted by blvckphaseUnselfish lovePosted by enfant_terribleTHANK YOU!!Posted by AndalusiaOk..
Talk me out of it.
Name one unselfish reason to have a baby?click to expand
Giving up weed, alcohol, and sushi.
Why?
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