What does it mean when your ex-girlfriend of 5 months sends you a pic of this in a text msg

No words just this

Means you better call the Maury show.

It also means lining up a paternity test (assuming other partners).

Congrats dude. I hope its triplets.

respond with congratz, happy for u

Posted by LadyNeptune
Congrats dude. I hope its triplets.

Herbie, Sherbie, and Kerbie.

Ask her wtf is up lol

😱

Or means he couldn't fish and going trough her phone book!

Was it a group text?

You ask her what it took her so long to tell you. If it's been 5 months and she's implying it's yours, why wait so long. Women know when we miss our periods, typically by 6-8 weeks minimim your body starts giving symptoms.

But okay let say no effects and she has random periods.. 5 months since y'all been together she's at least half way threw her pregnancy already..

If it's someone else's tell her congrats?

a DAYUM

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Posted by justagirl
You ask her what it took her so long to tell you. If it's been 5 months and she's implying it's yours, why wait so long. Women know when we miss our periods, typically by 6-8 weeks minimim your body starts giving symptoms.

But okay let say no effects and she has random periods.. 5 months since y'all been together she's at least half way threw her pregnancy already..

If it's someone else's tell her congrats?

Cuz after 3 months better chance to keep the baby.

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10/12weeks depending on doctors.. that's exactly why I said for him to ask why the time delay.

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Posted by justagirl
You ask her what it took her so long to tell you. If it's been 5 months and she's implying it's yours, why wait so long. Women know when we miss our periods, typically by 6-8 weeks minimim your body starts giving symptoms.

But okay let say no effects and she has random periods.. 5 months since y'all been together she's at least half way threw her pregnancy already..

If it's someone else's tell her congrats?

Cuz after 3 months better chance to keep the baby.

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Plus its pretty common to experience some bleeding after being pregnant and you assume it = period = no baby...and then next month you realize your knocked up.

.....Congratulations?

Posted by Ophiuchus
respond with congratz, happy for u

Right lol

And then tell her you are so sad that you won't experience the same since you have already had a vasectomy many years ago.

May 2nd is National Baby Day

http://thedaysoftheyear.com/celebrate-baby-day/

Posted by rabidtalker

Sorted it out, luckily nothing to do with me, thank god.

Funny though, those I expected would respond with shaudenfreude did, sad.

At least you can be reassured she uses Google images