Your shallow, "non-negotiables" for a potential partner? (Page 2)

She must be a gold digger.

Its sad to admit I can't think of anything. I could say things that would make me want to run, but those things are all going to be on a deeper level. I guess I'm the least shallow person. I can't even make something up. I tried, and felt like I was reaching just to make something I dislike sound shallow. Its impossible.

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

Why don't you try trolling??

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

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Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

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But pls fuck her first before leaving.

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

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I mean, I can almost relate to that. I myself have a foot fetish, but even if her feet weren't amazing I still wouldn't care about it enough to just run. I guess I feel there is just more to discover on a deeper level over still simple fetishes or kinks.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

But pls fuck her first before leaving.

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For some reason I can't do that. For me it is very important that the feet is well taken care of. The feet makes up the entire body. What ass lack the feet makes up for it. And these days that's the only way I can ejaculate.

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Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

Why don't you try trolling??

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Let me guess, you are a Cardi fan. It doesn't matter, just keep doing your thang. Fuck what people think.

Or are you morbidly obese? If so that isn't as bad as being a crank it to 11 Cardi fan. You still have the option of dieting/ exercising, and can still be fixed.

If you have been addicted to meth for the last 10 years though, I'm really sorry for you. The voices in your head are likely real at this point, and everyone is truly out to get you. Its only a matter of time till the aliens climb through your window and abduct you. Likely to take you on their ship and stick Cardi B albums up your ass as scientific research.

Posted by Soul

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

I mean, I can almost relate to that. I myself have a foot fetish, but even if her feet weren't amazing I still wouldn't care about it enough to just run. I guess I feel there is just more to discover on a deeper level over still simple fetishes or kinks.

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Maybe perhaps I shouldn't put it as I will leave her if her feet ain't right. If two people love each other unconditionally that's all that should really matter. If her feet ain't right there just won't be any sex. She might wind up leaving me instead.

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Posted by Soul

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

I mean, I can almost relate to that. I myself have a foot fetish, but even if her feet weren't amazing I still wouldn't care about it enough to just run. I guess I feel there is just more to discover on a deeper level over still simple fetishes or kinks.

Maybe perhaps I shouldn't put it as I will leave her if her feet ain't right. If two people love each other unconditionally that's all that should really matter. If her feet ain't right there just won't be any sex. She might wind up leaving me instead.

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Damn. I've had a pretty intense foot fetish my whole life, but never that intense. I can kind of relate just because of the topic, but even women with feet that weren't the most beautiful I would still massage after a long day, and still be deeply attracted to them. I am oddly attracted to women's feet in general, but more attracted to the woman who's attached to them in a sense.

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Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

I mean, I can almost relate to that. I myself have a foot fetish, but even if her feet weren't amazing I still wouldn't care about it enough to just run. I guess I feel there is just more to discover on a deeper level over still simple fetishes or kinks.

Maybe perhaps I shouldn't put it as I will leave her if her feet ain't right. If two people love each other unconditionally that's all that should really matter. If her feet ain't right there just won't be any sex. She might wind up leaving me instead.

Damn. I've had a pretty intense foot fetish my whole life, but never that intense. I can kind of relate just because of the topic, but even women with feet that weren't the most beautiful I would still massage after a long day, and still be deeply attracted to them. I am oddly attracted to women's feet in general, but more attracted to the woman who's attached to them in a sense.

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Oh yeah I'll still massage them no doubt about that cus that's my thing. I done even massaged some women's feet that smelt like corn chips and still find it a turn on as long as its well pedicured. I just don't think I can be deeply attracted to them if their feet is all crusted up with lots of corn on their toes. But that's not to say I'll turn massaging them down. I'll even massage men's feet. Because I just like feet in general.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by TurnedOn

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

I think teeth really is being too shallow. Idgad about anybody's teeth's either. And having fucked up teeth's won't make me leave a woman. So far I think mine is the utmost shallowest. If a lady feet ain't right I'm leaving her ass. And I'm dead serious about that.

But pls fuck her first before leaving.

For some reason I can't do that. For me it is very important that the feet is well taken care of. The feet makes up the entire body. What ass lack the feet makes up for it. And these days that's the only way I can ejaculate.

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😆 still using that deceased lady picture

Yeah man its true. Everybody's feet makes up their entire body. That's the only feature of a women's body that truly turns me on more than anything.

Posted by Soul

Posted by TurnedOn

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

Why don't you try trolling??

Let me guess, you are a Cardi fan. It doesn't matter, just keep doing your thang. Fuck what people think.

Or are you morbidly obese? If so that isn't as bad as being a crank it to 11 Cardi fan. You still have the option of dieting/ exercising, and can still be fixed.

If you have been addicted to meth for the last 10 years though, I'm really sorry for you. The voices in your head are likely real at this point, and everyone is truly out to get you. Its only a matter of time till the aliens climb through your window and abduct you. Likely to take you on their ship and stick Cardi B albums up your ass as scientific research.

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LOl, get a life. What an idiot.

Oh my! I am not easy 😅

He has to have big shoulders and the right body shape.

Good looking but not pretty. He has to be very masculine.

Very sure of himself but not arrogant

Tough and sweet at the same time

Good at sports

Independent but very loving

Open minded

Fun but not goofy

Romantic but not cheesy

He has to make me feel like he only has eyes for me

Sensual and very physical with me

He needs to like food

Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll

Must share streaming accounts with me.

+1000000

not fat, thats my ultimate non-negotiable!

too much muscles (the fitness type) is noooooo as well

I dont like beards either 🙂

(a lean skinny man with glasses is my ideal type)

I dont mind lazy alcoholics, if they are handsome enough for my liking (edit: no drugs, not even weed. Drug skinny is not my type)

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Posted by Pandora101

not fat, thats my ultimate non-negotiable!

too much muscles (the fitness type) is noooooo as well

I dont like beards either 🙂

(a lean skinny man with glasses is my ideal type)

I dont mind lazy alcoholics, if they are handsome for my liking

Apart from the glasses that's pretty much me.

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I just edited my post, drug and weed skinny is not the deal 🙂

Posted by Pandora101

not fat, thats my ultimate non-negotiable!

too much muscles (the fitness type) is noooooo as well

I dont like beards either 🙂

(a lean skinny man with glasses is my ideal type)

I dont mind lazy alcoholics, if they are handsome enough for my liking (edit: no drugs, not even weed. Drug skinny is not my type)

What? Lazy alcoholics? Are they not working or taking you out?

Posted by STILL

Posted by Pandora101

not fat, thats my ultimate non-negotiable!

too much muscles (the fitness type) is noooooo as well

I dont like beards either 🙂

(a lean skinny man with glasses is my ideal type)

I dont mind lazy alcoholics, if they are handsome enough for my liking (edit: no drugs, not even weed. Drug skinny is not my type)

What? Lazy alcoholics? Are they not working or taking you out?

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"What? Lazy alcoholics? Are they not working or taking you out?"

we can drink together and talk

lazy meaning not the mountains-climbing type or the ever so annyoing active type who cant sit calmly for 5 mins 🙂

the extra active people who "take pictures but never develop them" - mentally, are irritating - so I prefer lazy (employed lazy) who is okey to sit in the pub and drink with me, developing fantasies, discussing anything and wait with me for the other part of group (who went climbing) go get back and tell us how super it was.... 🙂 🙂

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Posted by STILL

Posted by Pandora101

not fat, thats my ultimate non-negotiable!

too much muscles (the fitness type) is noooooo as well

I dont like beards either 🙂

(a lean skinny man with glasses is my ideal type)

I dont mind lazy alcoholics, if they are handsome enough for my liking (edit: no drugs, not even weed. Drug skinny is not my type)

What? Lazy alcoholics? Are they not working or taking you out?

"What? Lazy alcoholics? Are they not working or taking you out?"

we can drink together and talk

lazy meaning not the mountains-climbing type or the ever so annyoing active type who cant sit calmly for 5 mins 🙂

the extra active people who "take pictures but never develop them" - mentally, are irritating - so I prefer lazy (employed lazy) who is okey to sit in the pub and drink with me, developing fantasies, discussing anything and wait with me for the other part of group (who went climbing) go get back and tell us how super it was.... 🙂 🙂

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Oooooooh! Phew! Someone that’s tranquillo. Got it.

Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

Lol teeth are important!! Also, I LOVE dirty rap, that stuff turns me on. I guess you'd despise me, then bc every blue moon I play my music loud like I'm in high school again! 🤪🤪🤪😎😎😎

Oh man!!

Teeth are important to me, they need to be white and straight.

5'10 and up (this is a new one)

Takes care of his body.. I don't mean muscularity, I mean, truly cares for his health.

Intelligence

A decent income.. (I'm not taking care of a man) 😂

Dresses like he cares, not GQ, but not sloppy either.

Doesn't smoke

That's all I can think of at the moment..

Posted by Prince_Pisces

Has to be circumcised.

This was mine until I met a guy who isn't but his dick still look perfect 😍

I can't say I have one because every time I do, I meet someone I'm crazy about that doesn't have that *Sigh

I must be able to swing from him like he’s a tree! 🐒😂🤷‍♀️

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Posted by Soul

I could say someone who is morbidly obese, but thats not really shallow, just normal right? Like everyone pretty much feels that way. I don't mean chubby or thick either. Both of those are fine and attractive imo. I mean like the type of fat that makes other fat people stare and think "God damn."

I don't really care about teeth. They can be fucked up a bit and it won't change anything. Or even fake for all I care. As long as they aren't looking like 10 years in a trailer park tweaking on meth. Again, thats getting too deep into it though.

I tend to despise the type of women who drive around blasting Cardi B like they give no fucks. Something about them makes me feel like they really need and want fucked hard analy. I dated a women like that, but still that alone didn't make me want to instantly leave.

I need to be more shallow. I'm really trying here. Someone needs to teach me the ways of looking at everything on the surface lol. I'll pull the astrology card and blame it on the fact I have 0% air in my chart.

Lol teeth are important!! Also, I LOVE dirty rap, that stuff turns me on. I guess you'd despise me, then bc every blue moon I play my music loud like I'm in high school again! 🤪🤪🤪😎😎😎

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Tbh, I was drunk af when I wrote this. I absolutely love some of my drunk rants on dxpnet, but hardly know wtf I was even talking about the next day lol!

Posted by thekiss

i don't see windbreaker on anyone's list

Just thought I add a little something extra to this. I also don't see no lady on here that has a thing for men who plays a guitar. That turns me completely on to see a woman playing a guitar or just holding one. She doesn't even have to know how to play it.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by thekiss

i don't see windbreaker on anyone's list

Just thought I add a little something extra to this. I also don't see no lady on here that has a thing for men who plays a guitar. That turns me completely on to see a woman playing a guitar or just holding one. She doesn't even have to know how to play it.

Your non negotiable for a woman is ‘able to hold a guitar?’

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Pffahahahahahahaha noooooooo

You got it all wrong. It turns me on to see that in a woman. I know I went off topic with that. I just wanted to add that in because that's what I'm doing right now. Playing guitar. Not holding it. A woman doesn't have to be able to hold a guitar. That's not on my list.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by thekiss

i don't see windbreaker on anyone's list

Just thought I add a little something extra to this. I also don't see no lady on here that has a thing for men who plays a guitar. That turns me completely on to see a woman playing a guitar or just holding one. She doesn't even have to know how to play it.

what if she can play a guitar with her toes

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naa that doesn't turn me on one bit. It'll impress me.

She can cook.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by thekiss

i don't see windbreaker on anyone's list

Just thought I add a little something extra to this. I also don't see no lady on here that has a thing for men who plays a guitar. That turns me completely on to see a woman playing a guitar or just holding one. She doesn't even have to know how to play it.

Your non negotiable for a woman is ‘able to hold a guitar?’

Pffahahahahahahaha noooooooo

You got it all wrong. It turns me on to see that in a woman. I know I went off topic with that. I just wanted to add that in because that's what I'm doing right now. Playing guitar. Not holding it. A woman doesn't have to be able to hold a guitar. That's not on my list.

Women holding rifles is sexier.

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Eeh!!! I ain't know.

Years ago, I had a hippopotamus come and ask me questions about dating one of my husband's friends (and I do mean hippopotamus, size, skin, gap toothed and all). Her concern was he was missing his fronts.

In my mind, I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now? You look like a hippopotamus.

My husband's friend was going to be her only chance at marriage as far as I could see. I gently told her that his teeth could be replaced and he has excellent hair.

They are married 20+ years. Saw the picture of their oldest daughter's graduation. Nice looking girls mainly because they have their father's fabulous hair.

Posted by Ararule

Her pussy cannot smell like 100 years old expired dead fish.

Has that happened to you before?

There was a Pisces girl on here who was complaining about her boyfriend washing her off. She was clueless to the fact that she was lucky the Virgo didn't dump her. He instructed her on make-up, clothing, hygiene, etc.

I find that people are stupid about baths. I had a friend who thought it was gross but years later had b.o. problems. I told her cause you hadn't taken a bath like ever. Taking showers only. I told her to try it add lots of oils. She was shocked at how much dead skin.

So purely shallow reasons...

Must be a dog person

Must have nice hands

Aggressive with affection

Intense eyes

No blondes, no exceptions

Hard pass on facial piercings and tattoos.

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Posted by Sjess

Can’t be bald or short

I guess I'm out

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I’m out of a lot of these comments 😣

Shallow 🤔 okay here it goes..

I can't do fat boys/men..

Too much muscles (The Rock ruined himself)

Bad/rotten teeth.. any discoloration is a turn off..

No car..

Bad manners..

Disrespectful to wait staff or ppl in general for no reason..

Flat heads 😬😅 so serious..

Smelly body/ clothes..

Soft hands..

Big jiggly butt..

Tongue/eyebrow piercing..

Video game obsession..

No ambition..

Bald heads.. but It depends on who it's on. I didn't want to date an ex after he shaved his head but now I'm like meh.. maybe

Posted by hellosaggy

to smash - just be cute

to smash more than twice - sex game has to be on point

for me to actually see you out the house - hold conversation

to date - all of the above

for me to date exclusively - sex game has to be often and all of the above

to be more than that - —??

@saggul88 😄 this is me

I just saw this cause you didn’t spell my name right!!!

And yes. I agree to everything and co-sign for me as well!! 😋

Just saw the smash only once or twice section 🧐😫😵🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

Posted by Ararule

Posted by hellosaggy

to smash - just be cute

to smash more than twice - sex game has to be on point

for me to actually see you out the house - hold conversation

to date - all of the above

for me to date exclusively - sex game has to be often and all of the above

to be more than that - —??

@saggul88 😄 this is me

dam so If I fit your type I'm in. How many dude did you smash?

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He is a dude lol

Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom

She MUST have a nice booty!!

real talk i was just about to start this exact thread

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by hellosaggy

to smash - just be cute

to smash more than twice - sex game has to be on point

for me to actually see you out the house - hold conversation

to date - all of the above

for me to date exclusively - sex game has to be often and all of the above

to be more than that - —??

@saggul88 😄 this is me

I just saw this cause you didn’t spell my name right!!!

And yes. I agree to everything and co-sign for me as well!! 😋

Just saw the smash only once or twice section 🧐😫😵🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

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whoops lol....

Posted by hellosaggy

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by hellosaggy

to smash - just be cute

to smash more than twice - sex game has to be on point

for me to actually see you out the house - hold conversation

to date - all of the above

for me to date exclusively - sex game has to be often and all of the above

to be more than that - —??

@saggul88 😄 this is me

I just saw this cause you didn’t spell my name right!!!

And yes. I agree to everything and co-sign for me as well!! 😋

Just saw the smash only once or twice section 🧐😫😵🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

whoops lol....

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Hey boo bear. 🤗

Posted by -Damous

She has to like getting dicked basically all the time. None of that “we just did tho”

you're so annoying 😛

a lot of people are poitning out their preferences but lets talk DEAL BREAKERS.

One of mine... ugly feet....

Sorry can't deal especially how some people wiggle their toes on the sofa or on the beach so you have to look at it.

It'd be ok if they signed a contract to forever wear socks around me including in bed... i'd consider.

Posted by peachy06

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by HeartofIce

Posted by Antiphates

Oh, and she needs to have an at least decent to good taste for her choice of clothing because god know way too many women struggle with this.

Lol yeah, I'm not going out with anyone if they don't dress well.

I mean there certainly is such a thing as differing taste and all but stuff like a pink leather jacket that is just..urgh..I can't. No matter how hard I try.

Who would even wear that ?

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yall tripping @Antiphates

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by Ararule

Her pussy cannot smell like 100 years old expired dead fish.

Has that happened to you before?

There was a Pisces girl on here who was complaining about her boyfriend washing her off. She was clueless to the fact that she was lucky the Virgo didn't dump her. He instructed her on make-up, clothing, hygiene, etc.

I find that people are stupid about baths. I had a friend who thought it was gross but years later had b.o. problems. I told her cause you hadn't taken a bath like ever. Taking showers only. I told her to try it add lots of oils. She was shocked at how much dead skin.

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Hey that's pretty cool about the oils for bath. Any recommendations??

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by peachy06

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by HeartofIce

Posted by Antiphates

Oh, and she needs to have an at least decent to good taste for her choice of clothing because god know way too many women struggle with this.

Lol yeah, I'm not going out with anyone if they don't dress well.

I mean there certainly is such a thing as differing taste and all but stuff like a pink leather jacket that is just..urgh..I can't. No matter how hard I try.

Who would even wear that ?

yall tripping @Antiphates

Yes officer, this one.

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lol with the right outfit it's hot

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by peachy06

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by HeartofIce

Posted by Antiphates

Oh, and she needs to have an at least decent to good taste for her choice of clothing because god know way too many women struggle with this.

Lol yeah, I'm not going out with anyone if they don't dress well.

I mean there certainly is such a thing as differing taste and all but stuff like a pink leather jacket that is just..urgh..I can't. No matter how hard I try.

Who would even wear that ?

yall tripping @Antiphates

Yes officer, this one.

lol with the right outfit it's hot

Maybe for accentuation but not as the prime piece, which is what those who have those usually wear it for.

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how would the accent vs prime piece look like?

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by peachy06

Posted by Antiphates

Posted by HeartofIce

Posted by Antiphates

Oh, and she needs to have an at least decent to good taste for her choice of clothing because god know way too many women struggle with this.

Lol yeah, I'm not going out with anyone if they don't dress well.

I mean there certainly is such a thing as differing taste and all but stuff like a pink leather jacket that is just..urgh..I can't. No matter how hard I try.

Who would even wear that ?

yall tripping @Antiphates

Yes officer, this one.

lol with the right outfit it's hot

Maybe for accentuation but not as the prime piece, which is what those who have those usually wear it for.

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how would the accent vs prime piece look like?

@Antiphates