Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts
Comments: 7399 · Posts: 18799 · Topics: 84
Measuring Your Penis
You are on page out of 2 | Reverse Order
I measured mine next to a tube of toothpaste to see if it was bigger than Terras
(It was )
Posted by Arkansassy*Eats her Pimento sammich*Posted by nikkistarWomen don't know how to measure.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.click to expand
But we sure do know how to cook.
Women need to start measuring, cuz they have absolutely no idea
Always guestimate way off lol
Always guestimate way off lol
Posted by SkiesAfireSo have you measured or not?
Women need to start measuring, cuz they have absolutely no idea
Always guestimate way off lol
Posted by CheesecakeEh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
Posted by Caramel_PrincessI don't want the dick pics. lolPosted by nikkistarI say we need pictures. For research purposes.Posted by CheesecakeEh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.click to expand
I just want to know if guys have a tendency to have measured themselves at some point in their life. lol
Posted by nikkistarLol yesPosted by SkiesAfireSo have you measured or not?
Women need to start measuring, cuz they have absolutely no idea
Always guestimate way off lolclick to expand
Posted by Cheesecake@caramelizedcoffeePosted by nikkistarI already did answer. My answer is habitually. Girls I dated never got a tape and measured. They just check if they can deep throat it whole. Most struggle.Posted by CheesecakeEh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
TMI ?click to expand
Hasnt every guy measured his own penis? one would think. I know I did
scorpio sun
Sag mars
libra pluto
scorpio sun
Sag mars
libra pluto
Posted by CheesecakeLeeb moon likes to poke at CCPosted by nikkistar@nikkistar Hoeism 101. Choose which dick to fuck with, carefully.Posted by Cheesecake@caramelizedcoffeePosted by nikkistarI already did answer. My answer is habitually. Girls I dated never got a tape and measured. They just check if they can deep throat it whole. Most struggle.Posted by CheesecakeEh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
TMI ?
click to expand
Posted by SkiesAfireAre you role playing as Terra?Posted by tizianiThe results are in:
Why would anyone not measure their penis?
It's giantclick to expand
Posted by nikkistarNah, that's an inside joke lolPosted by SkiesAfireAre you role playing as Terra?Posted by tizianiThe results are in:
Why would anyone not measure their penis?
It's giantclick to expand
Posted by nikkistarWait, why, does terra go around measuring dude's dicks and posting the results?Posted by SkiesAfireAre you role playing as Terra?Posted by tizianiThe results are in:
Why would anyone not measure their penis?
It's giantclick to expand
Thank god I missed that weird shit
Posted by SkiesAfireNo, he posted a collage of dick pics to prove he wasn't small. He put up a toothbrush or some shit next to it as a size reference. lolPosted by nikkistarWait, why, does terra go around measuring dude's dicks and posting the results?Posted by SkiesAfireAre you role playing as Terra?Posted by tizianiThe results are in:
Why would anyone not measure their penis?
It's giant
Thank god I missed that weird shitclick to expand
A travel sized toothpaste*
Posted by nikkistarWeird, I wonder if his computer screen savers are a slide show of said collagePosted by SkiesAfireNo, he posted a collage of dick pics to prove he wasn't small. He put up a toothbrush or some shit next to it as a size reference. lolPosted by nikkistarWait, why, does terra go around measuring dude's dicks and posting the results?Posted by SkiesAfireAre you role playing as Terra?Posted by tizianiThe results are in:
Why would anyone not measure their penis?
It's giant
Thank god I missed that weird shitclick to expand
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsPenis pics aren't sexy. lolPosted by nikkistarMethinks the lady doth protest too much..,Posted by Caramel_PrincessI don't want the dick pics. lolPosted by nikkistarI say we need pictures. For research purposes.Posted by CheesecakeEh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
click to expand
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks like!"
#microcheating
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks like!"
#microcheating
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsNo, I feel like I am missing out on it. lolPosted by nikkistarI’ve never had a partner do the measuring. Have you done it before?
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?click to expand
So I will be doing it to my boyfriend the first chance I get to.
Posted by SkiesAfireFuck you @therabbit.
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
#microcheating
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
Posted by nikkistarIt's fun and you can become very creative in how and what you measure with 😉Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsNo, I feel like I am missing out on it. lolPosted by nikkistarI’ve never had a partner do the measuring. Have you done it before?
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?
So I will be doing it to my boyfriend the first chance I get to.click to expand
Posted by justagirlPosted by nikkistarIt's fun and you can become very creative in how and what you measure with 😉Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsNo, I feel like I am missing out on it. lolPosted by nikkistarI’ve never had a partner do the measuring. Have you done it before?
So is it a general census that most men have measured themselves, or have been measured?
So I will be doing it to my boyfriend the first chance I get to.click to expand
Posted by TheRabbitNo shit Sherlock, It was made in China.Posted by nikkistarSorry but your roll was rough and poor quality.Posted by SkiesAfireFuck you @therabbit.
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
#microcheating
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoorclick to expand
Posted by nikkistarYou just know dxpers are going to be in an uproar about this onePosted by SkiesAfireFuck you @therabbit.
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
#microcheating
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoorclick to expand
Creating campaign slogans n shit
"micro cheating, it's a slippery slope"
Posted by SkiesAfireAnd AverageJed99 will lead the campaign.Posted by nikkistarYou just know dxpers are going to be in an uproar about this onePosted by SkiesAfireFuck you @therabbit.
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
#microcheating
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
Creating campaign slogans n shit
"micro cheating, it's a slippery slope"click to expand
Posted by nikkistarIf he talks like Nixon and starts a "war on microcheating"Posted by SkiesAfireAnd AverageJed99 will lead the campaign.Posted by nikkistarYou just know dxpers are going to be in an uproar about this onePosted by SkiesAfireFuck you @therabbit.
Scrolled down the page, all I see is this over and over
Too bad your wife didn't walk in on you taking that picture
"honey, what are you doing?"
"it's not what it looks likes!"
#microcheating
You microcheating on me, after we microcheated with each other.
Hoor
Creating campaign slogans n shit
"micro cheating, it's a slippery slope"click to expand
I'm done
"It's public enemy number one!"
I don't see any measurements yet ?
🌵😈
🌵😈
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeCause I thought you'd be interested in that information. LolPosted by nikkistarBut why am i taggedPosted by Cheesecake@caramelizedcoffeePosted by nikkistarI already did answer. My answer is habitually. Girls I dated never got a tape and measured. They just check if they can deep throat it whole. Most struggle.Posted by CheesecakeEh, answer the question. Measured, or nah?
@Caramel_Princess Habitually.
TMI ?
click to expand
Posted by PeanutPunchThat moment when the paper towel roll is likePosted by LePetitFiskMy condolences to the girth of any man who can slip through a tp roll.Posted by TheRabbitI know this isn't the only and last photo you took of that roll. So how did the homemade fleshlight turn out?
All I know is mine is at least as wide as these two fingers....
click to expand
"is it in yet?"
Posted by PeanutPunchSorry for your loss lol 😂Posted by LePetitFiskMy condolences to the girth of any man who can slip through a tp roll.Posted by TheRabbitI know this isn't the only and last photo you took of that roll. So how did the homemade fleshlight turn out?
All I know is mine is at least as wide as these two fingers....
click to expand
Caramel_Cheescake has a nice ring to it.
Posted by ItsMeRomanYep, that's why women have zero clue how to gauge size lol
Pshhhhh as IF men now know to measure lol. Everything to a man is “bigger than it appears”
Ego 🙌🏼😎
Lololololololololol
Lying ass dudes who feel small
Posted by nikkistar
Asking for a friend, but have you guys either measured yourself, or had a partner measure your penis?
List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
Did you ever try to measure your vagina? what did you measure? diameter or length?
How did you measure it?
Posted by ArkansassyI have a genius way to measure a dudes dick on the dl.Posted by nikkistarWomen don't know how to measure.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.click to expand
Posted by CheesecakeWow Peru surprises me.Posted by ItsMeRomanPosted by Cheesecake✈️ buys ticket to Lebanon 1-wayPosted by Caramel_PrincessHere you go.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeCC, there are no pictures so far. I feel insulted.Posted by Caramel_PrincessWhy? What's going on in that Scorpio Pisces moon brain of yours?Posted by TheRabbitThis thread blows. And not in the fun way.
So what have we determined?
click to expand
Posted by nikkistarAny man who says they never have is a dirty liar.
Asking for a friend, but have you guys either measured yourself, or had a partner measure your penis?
List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.
Measured mine at 4 points in my life. Apperantly I was the biggest at the age of 14. OR, really crappy with the ruler lol.
AHAHAHAHAHA Y'all so FUCKING nutty.
Posted by EmhendoThings got weird quick lmao
AHAHAHAHAHA Y'all so FUCKING nutty.
Yes.
Taurus, Aries, Virgo
Taurus, Aries, Virgo
Posted by GODZ
So many female answer it
They were too thirsty to wait for refreshments
Oh, and I may as well answer the question while I'm here... Yes.
Yes, many times *cries*
Posted by bumboklatt
I measured that shiz when i was like 13. Was like 5.5 then. Now its about the same last i chekced couple years ago maybe 5.7 on a good day. Probably be bigger if fanny pack pad wasnt there
I think most puberty stricken adolescents measure their weiner. Its like getting brand new rims(idont even care for rims but you get the point not literally tho unless you want it)
Lol, Fanny pack. Hahaha.
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
Posted by SeaLion
I measured the Virgo's. He is 8.5 inches long. 😈
You know that works both ways, right? The outtie has to go inny somewhere. Rofl
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
I want to know because straight women don't get to choose.
So men or women, can you let me know why you are an a s s person or a boob person, please. Why do you prefer butts over boobs and vice versa.
I don't get what the big deal is over either on
Ladies,
It`s your turn, which bodytype do you prefer (feel free to post pics on your own):
https://www.gymnasticbodies.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/rings.jpg
https://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/You+still+got+to+wreck+and+have+sick+mus
is it this? the sexay voluptous type?
[IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/34fe92v.jpg[/IMG]
or the super stick skinny?
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2090rpx.jpg[/IMG]
maybe a little muscle action?
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/qzochj.jpg[/I
Serious question for you men. I never really thought to ask Men, just assumed it would be more for women. But do some of you guys actually get excited about it?
If you got tits and a vagina, don't answer for men.
who would you choose?
When you meet a woman for whatever reason, whether you’re interested in them or not, what characteristics within them makes you think they have what it takes to be marriage material to a man in the future?
What I can think of as future marriage material
a woman who ....here in the video,
"women shoulder significantly more greater debt than men"
is a woman who is going to bankrupt you by shopping lots.
"women are getting into debt by keeping physical attractive"
https://www.youtube.com/wa
anyone ever do anal here and pull out with rotten cocoa on their members?
their girlfriends wear their clothes?
e.g- Old sweaters
or even undies? etc....
Many women say he makes me feel safe, as to why they chose him. Esspecially capricorn and scorpio women say that, in other words, strong, and independent ladies.
What does it mean? Their guy makes them feel like a woman, like jane? The guy matches t
watching porn??
or worse??
have you all seen this scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-VT7xY1A0Q
what other ways can a man cheat?
1) being late at work all the time
2) hanging out at the clubs with the guys and never take you
3) wat
yo when its like humid as hell out and its 90 degrees and up, yall ever get swampass and have ur sack droop down due to humidity and warmth that in between ur butthole and ur nuts (your cooch) u get this nasty feeling of crotch butter? cmon man. its gotta
I remember when this sub-forum was first added.
But all good things must end.
It started with innocent seeming questions such as "what kind of oil should I get for my car."
and then escalated.
Now, there is not a Y chromosome in sight.
Just
Do men deliver a full load when hadn’t had sex in a while and it gets smaller amount if they get it more often?
Or some of you just cum a little bit even when had sex a while ago?
Can woman suspect you’ve been having some on a side if you cum a little
I don't need to say much more than that.... Please let's discuss
I am totally against , but I found out that many Pornstars even the ones who made me crazy during teenage years esort. that´s quite a temptation. I mean, briana banks, Kristal Summers, Audrey bitoni? wow.
A woman with a cute face/plump body or ugly face/sexy body?
she's a pharmacy assistant at the drug store. she keeps on staring at me. i kinda like her. she seems like she has this CC attitude. a while ago, i caught her staring at me again. something draws me to her.
she's not pretty
i doubt she's not smart
A topic from the scorpio board inspired my never ending aqua curiousity lol
I'm seriously wondering if a guy who is 100% straight even gets hard when he is supposed to go down on another guy for filming? Does that work? Besides him cumming?
Cause I'
sorry to be in the Man Cave but quick question for the guys; If you never buy condoms and expect the girl you're seeing to always buy them for you is that a bad thing?
I personally dont see that as a bad thing but my friends do?! What do you guys think?
List your sun, mars, pluto for shits and giggles.
P.S. Don't answer for the men, women.