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Would you prefer some of these?

bag lunch, beaver dinner, being taken out to lunch, bird licker, biting flaps, box lunch at the "Y", burger fest, burger feast, bush doctor, carpet munching, cherry flip, chewing bubble gum, chow box, chow down, chowing, chow or chowing box, clam dinner, clean the carpet, cleaning your head, coochy kiss, DJ, cutting the carpet, dessert, digging for clams, diving for tuna, doing your A, B, C s, down town, eat, eating, to eat beaver, eating box, eating at the crossroads, eat cunt, eating fur pie, eat meat, eat out, eat squirrel, eat pussy, eat my giblets, eating the bearded clam, eating out, to eat somebody out, eating a glazed donut, eating at the pussy palace, eating from the honey pot, eating hair pie, eating the sulfaking sandwich, eating at the "Y", eat tuna, eating the vertical taco, flipping the bean, French culture-oral-genital sex in general, getting a perm, getting down, giving face, giving head, giving skull, glazed donut face, go down, going down on, go south, going south with the mouth, head, hairpie, having tomato soup, having oyster stew, hedge clipping, hummer, hum job, kissing the clam, lapping, lick, lick bean, lick the bowl, lick box, lick cooter, lick'em where they pee, lickety lap, licking beaver, licking the lower lips, tongue, lick the slit, lunch, marine biology, mimi-job, muff diving, muffburger, muff muncher, munching box, munching muff, munch rug, mustache rides, OS, oral sex, red beard, rug munching, salty dog, sex floss, sit on my face, skull, slit licking, smoochie, snack at the "Y", snack time, split the darkwood, suck, eating sushi, tea bag, tickle the bearded clam, tongue the B, tongue job, tongue pussy, tonguing, tuna taco, Venus butterfly, womb broom-abortion term, red wings-during menstruation, "Y" pie, yodeling in the canyon, yodeling in the gully, yodeling in the "O"
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Posted by PeanutButterandElly
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This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.

Also makes me want to repropose to you.
😆 I accept!

Here I thought i was usually uber Virgo. Makes me wonder what sign I normally across as when I post, lol.
OMG. WE'RE GETTING MARRRIEEEEEDDDDDD.

Also, cancer moon.
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Shit, srsly? My Cancer Sailor Moon is that strong, eh?

Or does it just speak louder to yours? We should get them little matching hats!

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Posted by PeanutButterandElly
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.

Also makes me want to repropose to you.
😆 I accept!

Here I thought i was usually uber Virgo. Makes me wonder what sign I normally across as when I post, lol.
OMG. WE'RE GETTING MARRRIEEEEEDDDDDD.

Also, cancer moon.
Shit, srsly? My Cancer Sailor Moon is that strong, eh?

Or does it just speak louder to yours? We should get them little matching hats!

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OMG WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST DXP POWER COUPLE. **

matching hats and all.
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**but only 4 days out of the month*, when our moons are in their proper houses and all is right with the world.

*excluding Mercury retrograde
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I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛
Suck my clit.

The appropriation of the more popular 'suck my dick'.

Smd? How about smc.
Seems a little too horny. lol.

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Maybe you just don't like talking about it. A girl needs to push your head down south mid make out session to get some oral.
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And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.

You actually do that? 😱



Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen


You eat your own juice?! 😱
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Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs

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Posted by confusingconfused
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Posted by confusingconfused
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And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.

You actually do that? 😱



Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen


You eat your own juice?! 😱

Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs


You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
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Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.

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Posted by confusingconfused
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Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.

You actually do that? 😱



Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen


You eat your own juice?! 😱

Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs


You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.


.... with some food baby 😆
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It only works if used with a baby spoon though. The plastic kind

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Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.

You actually do that? 😱



Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen


I'm a woman, I was being a gentlelady!
Hahah! I dunno why this cracked me up.
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Ah crap lol. I missed that reply. Facepalm
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Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.

You actually do that? 😱



Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen


You eat your own juice?! 😱

Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs


You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.


.... with some food baby 😆
It only works if used with a baby spoon though. The plastic kind



damn! SO MUCH WORK!!!

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It's quicker than licking your fingers...
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Posted by confusingconfused
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Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.

You actually do that? 😱



Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen


You eat your own juice?! 😱

Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs


You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.


And vagina juice is usually the best source of protein to get vascular


sounds nutritious 😆
As long as you lick that p@ssy dry LMAO


You mean your specialty? 😆
First one to spread finds out 😛

Oh shit unleashing the Firey moon


ok, so let's have a race. we are gonna time you and Queenofthepheasantfairies.

you are gonna lick a pussy dry with bare mouth and she's gonna use a baby spoon to swallow the cum.

you find your pussy and she finds her source of cum...

ready, set, go! 😆
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Not sure it would be a fair fight. I'm experienced. This is a day job

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Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...

@_@

Lol... say what—

I hear that and my first thought was fanny farts

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Ummm in context -

my girlfriend is extremely happy with how I growled her out last night 😆

Ima make sure he growls me out later 😈

Etc etc you get the... ehrm... idea...
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Posted by wagtail
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by wagtail
Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...

@_@

Lol... say what—

I hear that and my first thought was fanny farts


Ummm in context -

my girlfriend is extremely happy with how I growled her out last night 😆

Ima make sure he growls me out later 😈

Etc etc you get the... ehrm... idea...
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LOL I get you!

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I've never understood that phrase. Who the fuck came up with that?

Eating implies chewing and swallowing, no? Which sounds rather painful and messy.


Eat the pussy like you eat ice cream. Better?


nope....too many men doing this....



.you suck...like eating a flat ice pop...
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suck, lick, slurp. Just get in between my thighs.

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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Would you prefer some of these?

bag lunch, beaver dinner, being taken out to lunch, bird licker, biting flaps, box lunch at the "Y", burger fest, burger feast, bush doctor, carpet munching, cherry flip, chewing bubble gum, chow box, chow down, chowing, chow or chowing box, clam dinner, clean the carpet, cleaning your head, coochy kiss, DJ, cutting the carpet, dessert, digging for clams, diving for tuna, doing your A, B, C s, down town, eat, eating, to eat beaver, eating box, eating at the crossroads, eat cunt, eating fur pie, eat meat, eat out, eat squirrel, eat pussy, eat my giblets, eating the bearded clam, eating out, to eat somebody out, eating a glazed donut, eating at the pussy palace, eating from the honey pot, eating hair pie, eating the sulfaking sandwich, eating at the "Y", eat tuna, eating the vertical taco, flipping the bean, French culture-oral-genital sex in general, getting a perm, getting down, giving face, giving head, giving skull, glazed donut face, go down, going down on, go south, going south with the mouth, head, hairpie, having tomato soup, having oyster stew, hedge clipping, hummer, hum job, kissing the clam, lapping, lick, lick bean, lick the bowl, lick box, lick cooter, lick'em where they pee, lickety lap, licking beaver, licking the lower lips, tongue, lick the slit, lunch, marine biology, mimi-job, muff diving, muffburger, muff muncher, munching box, munching muff, munch rug, mustache rides, OS, oral sex, red beard, rug munching, salty dog, sex floss, sit on my face, skull, slit licking, smoochie, snack at the "Y", snack time, split the darkwood, suck, eating sushi, tea bag, tickle the bearded clam, tongue the B, tongue job, tongue pussy, tonguing, tuna taco, Venus butterfly, womb broom-abortion term, red wings-during menstruation, "Y" pie, yodeling in the canyon, yodeling in the gully, yodeling in the "O"
Slot licking and bean licker sound good to me.

But I still want my pussy ate. It's the vulgarity that drives that statement home.
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Posted by BuffaloBills28
Posted by confusingconfused
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I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛
What's the preferred language, sir? 😕
Lol. Not too sure. But for me personally, I don't really like it. Seems immature to me. "hey baby, would you come over and eat my kitty".. lol. I'd be like, thank you, but I think I'll pass on the kitty eating. lollll. 😛 I don't know, words to me can be a big turn off.
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So you wouldn't want anyone to steam your carrot? Lmao

I am too can be grossed out by wording!

What would you like it to be called?
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