
Andalusia
@Andalusia
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Posted by AndalusiaEat the pussy like you eat ice cream. Better?
I've never understood that phrase. Who the fuck came up with that?
Eating implies chewing and swallowing, no? Which sounds rather painful and messy.



Posted by MontgomeryTrue..
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.
Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O




Posted by confusingconfusedYes. That's it.Posted by bumboklattmaybe she's a virgin.
You're kitty has obviously never been eatenclick to expand

Posted by PeanutButterandElly😆 I accept!
This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.
Also makes me want to repropose to you.

Posted by PeanutButterandEllyShit, srsly? My Cancer Sailor Moon is that strong, eh?Posted by AndalusiaOMG. WE'RE GETTING MARRRIEEEEEDDDDDD.Posted by PeanutButterandElly😆 I accept!
This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.
Also makes me want to repropose to you.
Here I thought i was usually uber Virgo. Makes me wonder what sign I normally across as when I post, lol.
Also, cancer moon.click to expand


Posted by PeanutButterandElly**but only 4 days out of the month*, when our moons are in their proper houses and all is right with the world.Posted by AndalusiaOMG WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST DXP POWER COUPLE. **Posted by PeanutButterandEllyShit, srsly? My Cancer Sailor Moon is that strong, eh?Posted by AndalusiaOMG. WE'RE GETTING MARRRIEEEEEDDDDDD.Posted by PeanutButterandElly😆 I accept!
This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.
Also makes me want to repropose to you.
Here I thought i was usually uber Virgo. Makes me wonder what sign I normally across as when I post, lol.
Also, cancer moon.
Or does it just speak louder to yours? We should get them little matching hats!![]()
matching hats and all.click to expand

Posted by hades_moonWho says let's go drink a bowl of soup though?Posted by LadyNeptuneBut soup is drank 😱
Eating soup doesn't require chewing.click to expand

Posted by confusingconfused"Please perform oral intercourse on the vulva."Posted by BuffaloBills28What's the preferred language, sir? 😕
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛click to expand

Posted by confusingconfusedWell she IS a Virgo sooo...
or a very very very old lady.

Posted by dolluxeNot feral enough for me.
You can always tell daddy to![]()


Posted by confusingconfusedThey call us carpet munchers for a reason 😄
never heard of "munching carpet" LMAO

Posted by BuffaloBills28Suck my clit.
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛

Posted by BuffaloBills28Maybe you just don't like talking about it. A girl needs to push your head down south mid make out session to get some oral.Posted by LadyNeptuneSeems a little too horny. lol.Posted by BuffaloBills28Suck my clit.
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛
The appropriation of the more popular 'suck my dick'.
Smd? How about smc.
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Posted by littlenanobyteHeck, if it's working for you...Posted by MontgomeryYou don't just blow on it ??
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.
Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O
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Posted by wagtail
Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...
@_@

Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
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Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou eat your own juice?! 😱Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
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Posted by confusingconfusedSwallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAOPosted by confusingconfusedPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou eat your own juice?! 😱Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
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Posted by AliensusedourbogrollHahah! I dunno why this cracked me up.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesI'm a woman, I was being a gentlelady!Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
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Posted by confusingconfusedIt only works if used with a baby spoon though. The plastic kindPosted by Queenofthepheasantfairies.... with some food baby 😆Posted by confusingconfusedSwallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAOPosted by confusingconfusedPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou eat your own juice?! 😱Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
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Posted by Ram416Posted by AliensusedourbogrollHahah! I dunno why this cracked me up.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesI'm a woman, I was being a gentlelady!Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
click to expand

Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by confusingconfusedIt only works if used with a baby spoon though. The plastic kindPosted by Queenofthepheasantfairies.... with some food baby 😆Posted by confusingconfusedSwallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAOPosted by confusingconfusedPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou eat your own juice?! 😱Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
damn! SO MUCH WORK!!!
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Posted by confusingconfusedNot sure it would be a fair fight. I'm experienced. This is a day jobPosted by AwkwardStiffErectionsok, so let's have a race. we are gonna time you and Queenofthepheasantfairies.Posted by confusingconfusedFirst one to spread finds out 😛Posted by AwkwardStiffErectionsYou mean your specialty? 😆Posted by confusingconfusedAs long as you lick that p@ssy dry LMAOPosted by AwkwardStiffErectionssounds nutritious 😆Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesAnd vagina juice is usually the best source of protein to get vascularPosted by confusingconfusedSwallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAOPosted by confusingconfusedPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYou eat your own juice?! 😱Posted by confusingconfusedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
Oh shit unleashing the Firey moon
you are gonna lick a pussy dry with bare mouth and she's gonna use a baby spoon to swallow the cum.
you find your pussy and she finds her source of cum...
ready, set, go! 😆click to expand


Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesUmmm in context -Posted by wagtail
Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...
@_@
Lol... say what—
I hear that and my first thought was fanny farts
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Posted by wagtailLOL I get you!Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesUmmm in context -Posted by wagtail
Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...
@_@
Lol... say what—
I hear that and my first thought was fanny farts
my girlfriend is extremely happy with how I growled her out last night 😆
Ima make sure he growls me out later 😈
Etc etc you get the... ehrm... idea...click to expand



Posted by MontgomeryWhen you pause to catch your breath and are panting over the head of his dick.
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.
Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O


Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428I would start with gargle and swallow does not equate to pregnancy.
So @Op the 16 year Olds or younger on here what would you tell them if they asked you this on a forum?
What is it?
How do you do it?
Who taught you that in the first place?






Posted by bumboklattAKA Cunninlingus! Yummy! 😈Posted by confusingconfusedMaybePosted by bumboklattmaybe she's a virgin.
You're kitty has obviously never been eaten
I was half joking, cause I've seen some vids where they sure do look hungry the way they munchclick to expand

Posted by Seraphlightsuck, lick, slurp. Just get in between my thighs.Posted by LadyNeptunenope....too many men doing this....Posted by AndalusiaEat the pussy like you eat ice cream. Better?
I've never understood that phrase. Who the fuck came up with that?
Eating implies chewing and swallowing, no? Which sounds rather painful and messy.
.you suck...like eating a flat ice pop...click to expand

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspSlot licking and bean licker sound good to me.
Would you prefer some of these?
bag lunch, beaver dinner, being taken out to lunch, bird licker, biting flaps, box lunch at the "Y", burger fest, burger feast, bush doctor, carpet munching, cherry flip, chewing bubble gum, chow box, chow down, chowing, chow or chowing box, clam dinner, clean the carpet, cleaning your head, coochy kiss, DJ, cutting the carpet, dessert, digging for clams, diving for tuna, doing your A, B, C s, down town, eat, eating, to eat beaver, eating box, eating at the crossroads, eat cunt, eating fur pie, eat meat, eat out, eat squirrel, eat pussy, eat my giblets, eating the bearded clam, eating out, to eat somebody out, eating a glazed donut, eating at the pussy palace, eating from the honey pot, eating hair pie, eating the sulfaking sandwich, eating at the "Y", eat tuna, eating the vertical taco, flipping the bean, French culture-oral-genital sex in general, getting a perm, getting down, giving face, giving head, giving skull, glazed donut face, go down, going down on, go south, going south with the mouth, head, hairpie, having tomato soup, having oyster stew, hedge clipping, hummer, hum job, kissing the clam, lapping, lick, lick bean, lick the bowl, lick box, lick cooter, lick'em where they pee, lickety lap, licking beaver, licking the lower lips, tongue, lick the slit, lunch, marine biology, mimi-job, muff diving, muffburger, muff muncher, munching box, munching muff, munch rug, mustache rides, OS, oral sex, red beard, rug munching, salty dog, sex floss, sit on my face, skull, slit licking, smoochie, snack at the "Y", snack time, split the darkwood, suck, eating sushi, tea bag, tickle the bearded clam, tongue the B, tongue job, tongue pussy, tonguing, tuna taco, Venus butterfly, womb broom-abortion term, red wings-during menstruation, "Y" pie, yodeling in the canyon, yodeling in the gully, yodeling in the "O"

Posted by MontgomeryLMAO!!!
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.
Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O

Posted by BuffaloBills28So you wouldn't want anyone to steam your carrot? LmaoPosted by confusingconfusedLol. Not too sure. But for me personally, I don't really like it. Seems immature to me. "hey baby, would you come over and eat my kitty".. lol. I'd be like, thank you, but I think I'll pass on the kitty eating. lollll. 😛 I don't know, words to me can be a big turn off.Posted by BuffaloBills28What's the preferred language, sir? 😕
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛click to expand


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Eating implies chewing and swallowing, no? Which sounds rather painful and messy.