The Annual DXPNet Award Ceremony (Page 2)

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by TheLadyScorpio on Monday, December 5, 2016 and has 217 replies.

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Posted by Amethysst
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Ready πŸ˜„

I wanted it to match my name.

I don't have a date though.. will there be food?

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Yes, why of course there would be food.

Anything could be had should you desire it, from KFC courtesy of @tiziani, to caviar and champagne.

If wine is your friend, we have an entire cellar at your disposal.

All exotic cuisine will be flown in from all around the world, the freshest seafood and the most supreme cuts of meat will be available.

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Posted by JustJules
You can use the jet, I'll take the auto...

Can we change it to the Ritz Carlton in Battery Park City with the stunning views of the Statue of Liberty?

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Why of course JustJules, I love the Ritz Carlton as well but St. Regis really does provide an entirely different level of service which makes it worthwhile.

Ah, great memories at the Ritz Carlton, it was just in around the Christmas season as well, snow falling in the dead of winter.

How about this, I shall add Ritz Carlton unto your itinerary, and extend your trip because I doubt the both of you would be done with each other only after an evening together. πŸ˜†

@VirgoGent

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Posted by tiziani
I really am a KFC bucket, champagne and strawberries type of guy.

tiz, you would have to go with an Extra - Dry or Sec champagne, anything that is not Brut in order to really balance out the pairing with strawberries.

Else it could be a disaster with the acidity clashing, causing a puckering effect.

There is no better time spent then to have great highs and lows, the luxury of champagne and the casualness of KFC. It keeps everyone a bit grounded.

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Posted by JustJules
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Who will you bring as your date?

What will you wear?

This is the event of the year at DXP, comparable to The Academy Awards.

You better arrive dressed to kill or never make it alive at all.

I'm nominating @TheLadyScorpio as the Most Intoxicating Hostess of Events. If you accept, you'll need many outfits for wardrobe changes...and you've already got that covered!

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You are too kind and thank you JustJules but do not think I did not notice your attempt at diverting the attention off of your little rendez-vous with @VirgoGent.

I know your kind well enough to see what you are doing but I will pretend that I do not, and give you both a little leeway. πŸ˜‰

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Posted by DeadStool
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Who will you bring as your date?

What will you wear?

This is the event of the year at DXP, comparable to The Academy Awards.

You better arrive dressed to kill or never make it alive at all.

As my date what will you wear? Cause i'm wearing my red suit.

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DeadPoop, since you are wearing a red suit, then this.

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Hah, to really see what I have chosen, you would have to do a bit of scrolling to see my entire attire.

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Who will you bring as your date?

What will you wear?

This is the event of the year at DXP, comparable to The Academy Awards.

You better arrive dressed to kill or never make it alive at all.

I'm single so I'll be attending solo.

I'll be wearing a Brioni black tux.

Hi ladies!

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Be my date? πŸ˜‰

I'm ready

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Very nice.

Do I need to send my jet. lol

Looks like we're possibly having a menage a trois... @Aneema, are you Scorp Mars also? Otherwise back off!

Lol

I lived in NYC for just one year and in that very brief time I learned the women of NYC are not like any other.

This is true, thankfully I was born in Texas so I have the southern sweetness mixed with the NY grit.

πŸ˜† ....

Aww come on menage a trois sounds fun πŸ˜‰

So while @Soul and @Blackphase are having a puff, puff pass party, we'll be having our own fun! I'll bring the tequila and ganja πŸ™‚

If you got good green, don't hold out on us πŸ˜›


Girl, I got some Malana Charas....... And a chillum

I don't even know what that is... SO I DEFINITELY WANT IT!! πŸ˜†


charas is the resin of the plant... It is better than ganja... And chillum is the pipe and I can be your gypsy queen :-p

jfc.. I thought those were strains of weed or something! You and your fancy words πŸ˜›


lol

Malana is the place of cultivation and it is the best!

See it will be an experience..... Full moon tropical but private beach party and all

Apparently I spend too much time smoking the stuff and not researching it.. πŸ˜†

Liking the sound of that private beach party doe! πŸ˜„

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Expecally with people who have no consequence!

I've got expensive bongs and glass pieces I could bring, also the type of water pipes you need to smoke dabs. Only our crew and the cool people within it aloud πŸ˜‰

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I decided I will be underdressed ..... So I went and got a new gown, plus I am already wearing the tea length one this weekend.

This is my new dress

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@tiziani sorry if I threw yet another wrench into things...I did keep the same color palate.

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Posted by DeadStool
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Who will you bring as your date?

What will you wear?

This is the event of the year at DXP, comparable to The Academy Awards.

You better arrive dressed to kill or never make it alive at all.

As my date what will you wear? Cause i'm wearing my red suit.

DeadPoop, since you are wearing a red suit, then this.

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Hah, to really see what I have chosen, you would have to do a bit of scrolling to see my entire attire.

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With some of these classics

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However, depending on what you wear if the contrast is off

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I'll wear this saucy little number

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I approve.

Since it is in the dead of winter, the red suit seems better suited although with a different handkerchief in the pocket and folded differently as well.

Are you a tie (and tie bar), a bow tie, or nothing at all sort of gent?

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I'd show up solo in something similar to these

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BUT I'd have the dress maker alter the dress so that it could give ppl epileptic seizures πŸ˜„

Or I might go with something like this

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Posted by MonkeyInTheMoon
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Dxp photobooth

Ill take your pictures

Would you place them in accordance to a ranking under the Golden Standard? πŸ˜†

...hopefully minus the after hour pics...

Absolutely not, the after hours photographs are the gems within the pile.

Yeah. You see what's wrong with that? Gems... pile...

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If you put it that way, you must have been referring to the after after after party orgy fest.

Ah MonkeyInTheMoon, are you admitting to the fact that you were in attendance and wish for us to erase the evidence of your debauchery.

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Posted by Nemilicious
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me and the pisces crew

Why is starwars with the pisces crew?

Well at least she lost a little bit of weight for the green bikini

never mind starwars....lmao...do you like my leo print? i think the pattern really brings out my assets!

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I like it! The top does bring out your assets. I can't quite see the bottoms, but I'll look for them later

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Posted by Nemilicious
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me and the pisces crew

Why is starwars with the pisces crew?

Well at least she lost a little bit of weight for the green bikini

never mind starwars....lmao...do you like my leo print? i think the pattern really brings out my assets!

I like it! The top does bring out your assets. I can't quite see the bottoms, but I'll look for them later

are u implying overweight? *β€”β€”β€”*

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I would never!

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Posted by HeartofTopaz
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TheLadyScorpio is such a wonderful host!!

I've got my dress picked, no date needed, and now I can't decide what I'd like to arrive in.

Maybe a horse and carriage.

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My phone/finger may have gotten a bit trigger happy on the post message ?

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Why thank you HeartofTopaz, that is really kind of you to say so.

I do my best to entertain and to keep the award ceremony going, with a certain level of success.

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Posted by MonkeyInTheMoon
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I'm sorry I won't be able to attend because I don't want to. πŸ˜›

That's too bad because ya know... dixie. Which is always a hell of a party πŸ˜‰

I don't even know what you mean but ok. πŸ˜„

Story of my life...

Was just jokingly referring to you being from dixie πŸ˜‰

And then there is Dixieland... fine music.

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Ohhh right! Sewry I didn't sleep last night.

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Posted by starwars
I will be wearing a smile on my face cuz I'm the fucking Leonardo DiCaprio of dxpnet awards.

I don't know who to take as a date though, so many horrible options

should I be nice to the elderly and take nonna @Gemitati?

or take one for the team aka aquaboy so we don't end up in the after lyfe instead of the after party

or be the only nice person on dxp and take @Afternoondelights22 cuz shit, someone has to?

I suggest you go alone IF invited.

I highly doubt your invite lost in the mail but you can always say

NO

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Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
So DonJohn isn't taking me.....

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I thought my pic I sent him was within the correct ratio......

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That's what you get for trusting the leader of manlets and manginas who also comes equip with a permanent butthurt complex. Don't you have any class or dignity?

πŸ˜›

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Posted by Andalusia
Somebody dress me! Cause I'm shit with fashion.

Nothing sleeveless thoigh cause I'm paranoid about that fat between my shoulder and chest.

Dear Virgal, here are two possible options but in a different colour, perhaps a lighter and much more ethereal shade of pastel, or dove grey.

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio
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Somebody dress me! Cause I'm shit with fashion.

Nothing sleeveless thoigh cause I'm paranoid about that fat between my shoulder and chest.

Dear Virgal, here are two possible options but in a different colour, perhaps a lighter and much more ethereal shade of pastel, or dove grey.

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ERRRMAHGERRRD. I LOVE THEM BOTH!!

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Posted by MIIeFisk
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Another option in addition to the cobalt hooker gown

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Slicked back hair

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Clean silhouette and pared-down hair... just begging for a piece de resistance...

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just wear a plaid shirt dude it's the dxp awards

Good call. Plaid shirt, Johnny Depp hair and reeking of weed.

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So definitely my date then

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Posted by andstill
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Find another date ands

i can go stag

i'm fine being the creepy guy in the corner

1 time though there was another creepy guy in the corner and we both looked at each other like i know what you did last summer

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As a Leo moon I don't believe you

I could never allow myself to be the creepy guy in the corner - I'd just stay home and be the loser on the couch with their dog

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Posted by andstill
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Find another date ands

i can go stag

i'm fine being the creepy guy in the corner

1 time though there was another creepy guy in the corner and we both looked at each other like i know what you did last summer

As a Leo moon I don't believe you

I could never allow myself to be the creepy guy in the corner - I'd just stay home and be the loser on the couch with their dog

oh yeah i do it a lot even if i'm in a group i like to wander off and check out other places by myself for a few minutes

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ok well promise me you won't accept drinks from strangers then

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I can't help but wish we could have a real in-person award ceremony!

Although I posted my shoe choice earlier, I'm not content with it. Louboutin has beautiful sexy designs, of course, but it isn't as original or personal for me to go that route as I would like. Definitely not ideal for someone with Libra Mars conjunct Libra Uranus -- I want something more one-of-a-kind that balances sexiness with refinement.

I think that I, and others here who are of similar mind/taste, should have shoes designed by @tiziani

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Posted by andstill
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Find another date ands

i can go stag

i'm fine being the creepy guy in the corner

1 time though there was another creepy guy in the corner and we both looked at each other like i know what you did last summer

it was firebunny wasn't it? πŸ˜›

actually it was a handsome swarthy dude 😐

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Soooo your saying you gave him your digits. πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†