@UrsaMediocre
16 Years1,000+ Posts
If anyone pics me - I am unavailable!
I have to be in several places at the same time pretending to be someone who I am not.
Unless pay is good...than keep talking...
Scandalous!
π
We'll be a chill trio then. I'm still deciding on my outfit. π
lol no scandal involved.. I think the KFC won him over lmao ...
I will be on my best Sag moon behavior. π
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Not much can compete with KFC so who can blame him.
Good about being good. π
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβOnly if @Explicit is interested in women,
@Canbull didn't leave,
@yupvirgoo didn't wife one of my good friends @Infinite8,
@andstill isn't scared to go out with virgins,
@Getmisted is interested in this whole affair,
@tiziani isn't taken,
@Donjohn didn't have such standards to match with,
@Deadstool didn't friendzone me,
@TLS is active,
@Lord-Paladin isn't busy wooing other women,
I talked to more guys on dxp
Or maybe if I didn't have my exams n were a bit earlier,
I'd have got a date π’
But hey I think I found my dress.
N this one down below looks like a fun after party dress π
I think I'll just chill with my girlfriends @Copperdove n @RumiL then π
Understandable qualifiers. lol
Yes, chilling with @RumiL would be great.
Lovely dresses!
Only if it happened though:/
Yes @RumiL would be a great company ?
Thanks @Copperdove
Did you decide what you're wearing yet?? I so was rooting for you to go with @tiziani btw π
Sorry, tiziani is goign with me π
Scandalous!
π
We'll be a chill trio then. I'm still deciding on my outfit. π
Yasss!!
Also there's a very good chance we'll find some guys at the party!! π
Post the pics once you decide π
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So true. The smallest limos usually seat 6 so we'll be prepared. π
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The Annual DXPNet Award Ceremony sponsor
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@deadstool
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Posted by Gemitati
If anyone pics me - I am unavailable!I have to be in several places at the same time pretending to be someone who I am not.
Unless pay is good...than keep talking...
Do you accept dxp dollars?
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I was screwed up by Canadians so...what's the course?
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
The Annual DXPNet Award Ceremony sponsorhahahahahaahhaahah
@deadstool
@cheekyfaerie
Did they agree to sponsor us in DXP dollars?
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of course!!!
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβOnly if @Explicit is interested in women,
@Canbull didn't leave,
@yupvirgoo didn't wife one of my good friends @Infinite8,
@andstill isn't scared to go out with virgins,
@Getmisted is interested in this whole affair,
@tiziani isn't taken,
@Donjohn didn't have such standards to match with,
@Deadstool didn't friendzone me,
@TLS is active,
@Lord-Paladin isn't busy wooing other women,
I talked to more guys on dxp
Or maybe if I didn't have my exams n were a bit earlier,
I'd have got a date π’
But hey I think I found my dress.
N this one down below looks like a fun after party dress π
I think I'll just chill with my girlfriends @Copperdove n @RumiL then π
Welcome back Teena!!! π€
Where have you beeeeeeeeeeeen?!?!
I love that first dress, absolutely beautiful.
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@Infinite8 - Awww... It's nice to be back n it's great to see you..π€ The good old days..those long long conversations..the stories we shared, the humor,the inner dialogues..you,me,TLS n AgentP!!! Ahh the *feels*
I was just taking a break ... How have you been?
Ikr?!! I loved it too.Thank you π
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
@Infinite8 and @yupvirgooThe both of you truly make my day with all these awfully cheeky Gone With The Wind gifs. π
Hahahhaa... ?
Yeah, enjoying it as well...lol. Yuppi and I make a pretty fun and creative team
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Ahhh I just hope we don't run out of GWTW gifs *chuckles
@yupvirgoo You saw my post n didn't bother to correct me about your dxp wife(I clearly mentioned someone else's name ..no denying infinite is my good friend too though π )!!! Having second thoughts by any chance?? ? π π
Hahaha... he didn't want me to get the message...lol π
Bellissima Teena π€
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@Infinite8 - Lol!! Also I think @yupvirgoo was just being nice n didn't wanna embarrass me π
But how did this all happen?? I frickin missed your marriage!!!
Aww π€
Stop quote tagging me in this shit!
No!! Thanks!!I love you too π
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβOnly if @Explicit is interested in women,
@Canbull didn't leave,
@yupvirgoo didn't wife one of my good friends @Infinite8,
@andstill isn't scared to go out with virgins,
@Getmisted is interested in this whole affair,
@tiziani isn't taken,
@Donjohn didn't have such standards to match with,
@Deadstool didn't friendzone me,
@TLS is active,
@Lord-Paladin isn't busy wooing other women,
I talked to more guys on dxp
Or maybe if I didn't have my exams n were a bit earlier,
I'd have got a date π’
But hey I think I found my dress.
N this one down below looks like a fun after party dress π
I think I'll just chill with my girlfriends @Copperdove n @RumiL then π
Welcome back Teena!!! π€
Where have you beeeeeeeeeeeen?!?!
I love that first dress, absolutely beautiful.
Holy shit, I'm someone's option? O_O
(Alright, dude, don't fuck this off for yourself! Play it hella cool!)
I think I just peed myself.
(Dude! Not cool! Abort! Abort, dumbass!)
But at least my socks are absorbing most of it.
(Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be single for-fuckin'-ever...)
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?? C'mon now!! I have not even been an option apparently! You just don't talk π
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβOnly if @Explicit is interested in women,
@Canbull didn't leave,
@yupvirgoo didn't wife one of my good friends @Infinite8,
@andstill isn't scared to go out with virgins,
@Getmisted is interested in this whole affair,
@tiziani isn't taken,
@Donjohn didn't have such standards to match with,
@Deadstool didn't friendzone me,
@TLS is active,
@Lord-Paladin isn't busy wooing other women,
I talked to more guys on dxp
Or maybe if I didn't have my exams n were a bit earlier,
I'd have got a date π’
But hey I think I found my dress.
N this one down below looks like a fun after party dress π
I think I'll just chill with my girlfriends @Copperdove n @RumiL then π
I generally only woo until I'm wooed back, and that hasn't happened yet, so I'm still game. π
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N I've always been down to play π
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβOnly if @Explicit is interested in women,
@Canbull didn't leave,
@yupvirgoo didn't wife one of my good friends @Infinite8,
@andstill isn't scared to go out with virgins,
@Getmisted is interested in this whole affair,
@tiziani isn't taken,
@Donjohn didn't have such standards to match with,
@Deadstool didn't friendzone me,
@TLS is active,
@Lord-Paladin isn't busy wooing other women,
I talked to more guys on dxp
Or maybe if I didn't have my exams n were a bit earlier,
I'd have got a date π’
But hey I think I found my dress.
N this one down below looks like a fun after party dress π
I think I'll just chill with my girlfriends @Copperdove n @RumiL then π
Welcome back Teena!!! π€
Where have you beeeeeeeeeeeen?!?!
I love that first dress, absolutely beautiful.
Holy shit, I'm someone's option? O_O
(Alright, dude, don't fuck this off for yourself! Play it hella cool!)
I think I just peed myself.
(Dude! Not cool! Abort! Abort, dumbass!)
But at least my socks are absorbing most of it.
(Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be single for-fuckin'-ever...)
?? C'mon now!! I have not even been an option apparently! You just don't talk π
You said you'd be away for a month; I write a vacant account's inbox, shit gets stalkery! But now that you're back, would you... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* care for a cool glass of Koolade?
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I'd be!! But I promised deadstool that I'd vote n had to have a talk with my friend here.N dxp tempted me so much.So yeah I'll be gone after the party π
What ? We are having Koolades at the party too?? Sure I'm down π
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβOnly if @Explicit is interested in women,
@Canbull didn't leave,
@yupvirgoo didn't wife one of my good friends @Infinite8,
@andstill isn't scared to go out with virgins,
@Getmisted is interested in this whole affair,
@tiziani isn't taken,
@Donjohn didn't have such standards to match with,
@Deadstool didn't friendzone me,
@TLS is active,
@Lord-Paladin isn't busy wooing other women,
I talked to more guys on dxp
Or maybe if I didn't have my exams n were a bit earlier,
I'd have got a date π’
But hey I think I found my dress.
N this one down below looks like a fun after party dress π
I think I'll just chill with my girlfriends @Copperdove n @RumiL then π
I generally only woo until I'm wooed back, and that hasn't happened yet, so I'm still game. π
N I've always been down to play π
... O_O
...Oh. π
So, is that, uh... Is that a come-on? Or... I mean, you're just messing with me, right? Right?
*Checks curtains for hidden cameras*
Am I being Punked? >_>
Be confident bro!!!
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PREACH!!!
Stop quote tagging me in this shit!
Sorry. It's happening to me too and I just realized I'm doing it to others. π’
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβπ
Welcome back Teena!!! π€
Where have you beeeeeeeeeeeen?!?!
I love that first dress, absolutely beautiful.
Holy shit, I'm someone's option? O_O
(Alright, dude, don't fuck this off for yourself! Play it hella cool!)
I think I just peed myself.
(Dude! Not cool! Abort! Abort, dumbass!)
But at least my socks are absorbing most of it.
(Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be single for-fuckin'-ever...)
?? C'mon now!! I have not even been an option apparently! You just don't talk π
You said you'd be away for a month; I write a vacant account's inbox, shit gets stalkery! But now that you're back, would you... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* care for a cool glass of Koolade?
I'd be!! But I promised deadstool that I'd vote n had to have a talk with my friend here.N dxp tempted me so much.So yeah I'll be gone after the party π
What ? We are having Koolades at the party too?? Sure I'm down π
Wait, whaa? Taking off again, eh? See! You grab a guy's attention by the prostate, then leave him dangling! Not cool, (wo)man! π
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C'mon now!!! Man up!!!
?
@Aliensusedourbogroll
lol for sure. Wow is my inbox filled up thanks to all of this -- I keep thinking someone might be trying to communicate with me and it's disappointing to go to the site and discover usually they aren't, lol. π
Stop quote tagging me in this shit!
Sorry. It's happening to me too and I just realized I'm doing it to others. π’
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Lol!! Really!? You're getting notified whenever I'm replying to other peopleβGeez!!! Sorry!!!
Stop quote tagging me in this shit!
Sorry. It's happening to me too and I just realized I'm doing it to others. π’
Lol!! Really!? You're getting notified whenever I'm replying to other peopleβGeez!!! Sorry!!!
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lol, yes. It's okay. DXP is stupid this way.
Stop quote tagging me in this shit!
Sorry. It's happening to me too and I just realized I'm doing it to others. π’
Lol!! Really!? You're getting notified whenever I'm replying to other peopleβGeez!!! Sorry!!!
lol, yes. It's okay. DXP is stupid this way.
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I'll remove the tags.Np ??
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Posted by CopperDove
@Aliensusedourbogrolllol for sure. Wow is my inbox filled up thanks to all of this -- I keep thinking someone might be trying to communicate with me and it's disappointing to go to the site and discover usually they aren't, lol. π
Maybe someone is trying to communicate with you. Maybe there is a hidden msg for you.
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Good point.
(((tuning in))) now with my Scorp senses to see what I can find ...
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβπ
Welcome back Teena!!! π€
Where have you beeeeeeeeeeeen?!?!
I love that first dress, absolutely beautiful.
Holy shit, I'm someone's option? O_O
(Alright, dude, don't fuck this off for yourself! Play it hella cool!)
I think I just peed myself.
(Dude! Not cool! Abort! Abort, dumbass!)
But at least my socks are absorbing most of it.
(Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be single for-fuckin'-ever...)
?? C'mon now!! I have not even been an option apparently! You just don't talk π
You said you'd be away for a month; I write a vacant account's inbox, shit gets stalkery! But now that you're back, would you... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* care for a cool glass of Koolade?
I'd be!! But I promised deadstool that I'd vote n had to have a talk with my friend here.N dxp tempted me so much.So yeah I'll be gone after the party π
What ? We are having Koolades at the party too?? Sure I'm down π
Wait, whaa? Taking off again, eh? See! You grab a guy's attention by the prostate, then leave him dangling! Not cool, (wo)man! π
C'mon now!!! Man up!!!
?
Okay, Teena, you win: You may escort me to the gala. I expect you to arrive promptly to pick me up. You drive an adequately luxury car, I presume?
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Wutβ I'm taking that back ! You apparently don't wanna man up!! I'm going back to chilling with my girlfriends!! Im too feminine to play the man role.Sorryyy π
Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβπ
Welcome back Teena!!! π€
Where have you beeeeeeeeeeeen?!?!
I love that first dress, absolutely beautiful.
Holy shit, I'm someone's option? O_O
(Alright, dude, don't fuck this off for yourself! Play it hella cool!)
I think I just peed myself.
(Dude! Not cool! Abort! Abort, dumbass!)
But at least my socks are absorbing most of it.
(Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be single for-fuckin'-ever...)
?? C'mon now!! I have not even been an option apparently! You just don't talk π
You said you'd be away for a month; I write a vacant account's inbox, shit gets stalkery! But now that you're back, would you... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* care for a cool glass of Koolade?
I'd be!! But I promised deadstool that I'd vote n had to have a talk with my friend here.N dxp tempted me so much.So yeah I'll be gone after the party π
What ? We are having Koolades at the party too?? Sure I'm down π
Wait, whaa? Taking off again, eh? See! You grab a guy's attention by the prostate, then leave him dangling! Not cool, (wo)man! π
C'mon now!!! Man up!!!
?
Okay, Teena, you win: You may escort me to the gala. I expect you to arrive promptly to pick me up. You drive an adequately luxury car, I presume?
Wutβ I'm taking that back ! You apparently don't wanna man up!! I'm going back to chilling with my girlfriends!! Im too feminine to play the man role.Sorryyy π
Noooo!! I can man up, I promise!
*Concentrates really hard, straining, until hair starts sprouting from every part of body*
See, I'm practically a wookie, now! Wookies are super-manly! ...Er-- for, you know, not being men... Or humans... But just check out these guns!
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Posted by Teena
Darn I'm so late!!!! Is everyone takenβπ
Welcome back Teena!!! π€
Where have you beeeeeeeeeeeen?!?!
I love that first dress, absolutely beautiful.
Holy shit, I'm someone's option? O_O
(Alright, dude, don't fuck this off for yourself! Play it hella cool!)
I think I just peed myself.
(Dude! Not cool! Abort! Abort, dumbass!)
But at least my socks are absorbing most of it.
(Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be single for-fuckin'-ever...)
?? C'mon now!! I have not even been an option apparently! You just don't talk π
You said you'd be away for a month; I write a vacant account's inbox, shit gets stalkery! But now that you're back, would you... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* care for a cool glass of Koolade?
I'd be!! But I promised deadstool that I'd vote n had to have a talk with my friend here.N dxp tempted me so much.So yeah I'll be gone after the party π
What ? We are having Koolades at the party too?? Sure I'm down π
Wait, whaa? Taking off again, eh? See! You grab a guy's attention by the prostate, then leave him dangling! Not cool, (wo)man! π
C'mon now!!! Man up!!!
?
Okay, Teena, you win: You may escort me to the gala. I expect you to arrive promptly to pick me up. You drive an adequately luxury car, I presume?
Wutβ I'm taking that back ! You apparently don't wanna man up!! I'm going back to chilling with my girlfriends!! Im too feminine to play the man role.Sorryyy π
Noooo!! I can man up, I promise!
*Concentrates really hard, straining, until hair starts sprouting from every part of body*
See, I'm practically a wookie, now! Wookies are super-manly! ...Er-- for, you know, not being men... Or humans... But just check out these guns!
LMAO!! π Alright, in all cerealness, though, let's do this thing! What's the "tradition", exactly? There some kinda vote or is is autocratically decided who is teh awesomz0rz?
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Someone please help this human!! π
Posted by Hare
Most of you can't afford what you've picked out.I know, that's why I need a sugarperson π’
VirgoGent will take care of it.
hey Papi
Isn't the official term sugar daddy?
in the Latino world, it is "Papi Chulo"
I've no idea how something like chulo sounds but it looks cute π
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"say it like "poppy chewlow"
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
What will you wear?Red Carpet
Awards Ceremony
After Party
Those shoes.....
You are now my most favourite π
Which ones though? The grey Louboutins, the tattooed Oliver Sweeneys, or the Givenchy boots (which I'm thinking about getting since they're 40% off on SSENSE)?
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UM, they are all very beautiful but you may get the most wear out of the Givenchy on an outfit by outfit basis. It so happens that you found them on sale, which would make it a worthwhile purchase.
Posted by Hare
Most of you can't afford what you've picked out.
You silly non Neptune in the first person.
It's real.
Le sigh.
You are truly exemplifying the classical traits of trolling, straight from the book. π
Divert attention between as many possible threads as possible.
Reposting the same things over and over again.
To create chaos and confusion.
Are you sure Reddit is not your favourite place to haunt? π
Le sigh.
You are truly exemplifying the classical traits of trolling, straight from the book. π
Divert attention between as many possible threads as possible.
Reposting the same things over and over again.
To create chaos and confusion.
Are you sure Reddit is not your favourite place to haunt? π
Que du feu....
I'm curious, you are portuguese, but you post in french all the time. Why?
Posted by KungfuPanda
Did i miss out on anything interesting around here ? LOL
π who dis?
Posted by KungfuPanda
Did i miss out on anything interesting around here ? LOLπ who dis?
Dont worry about that ....giggles
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π± .... π okayeh
" knock knock"
There is still gonna be a ceremony..right? π
Who will you bring as your date?
I discovered dxp same time last year when i was trying to figure this Scorp moon guy out. We went into a relationship , broke up and are now buddies. I'll bring him.
Though I'd like to bring this other Scorp moon (aries mars) guy I'm really into (but wont end up with as he is your typical charlie sheen) , but he wouldn't come because he doesn't believe in astrology as he is a muslim.
What will you wear?

Posted by Bloop
Who will you bring as your date?I discovered dxp same time last year when i was trying to figure this Scorp moon guy out. We went into a relationship , broke up and are now buddies. I'll bring him.
Though I'd like to bring this other Scorp moon (aries mars) guy I'm really into (but wont end up with as he is your typical charlie sheen) , but he wouldn't come because he doesn't believe in astrology as he is a muslim.
What will you wear?
wear your tablecloth bandana again
dxp memoriezzzz
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Haha....I dont even have that picture with me now π’

Jesus fucking christ,
You fuckers have already destroyed way too many threads on here with that stupid fucking beef. DON'T destroy YET another god dam thread with your internet beef. TAKE it elsewhere.
Be adults if you are capable of doing so, which i doubt at this point.
Block each other and be done with it.
WE have ALL seen it over and over and over and over and over and over.. don't get it yet ? over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. We don't give a fuck who's right or wrong... just LOL
Talk about beating a dead horse to bloody death.

Love this.
Love this.
Right? If there's anything in this world that would make you feel close to being a goddess, it would be this dress. Loan me $ 20K, justagirl!
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Check is in the mail!
π
Fixed that for ya
....very Dolce & Gabbana
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I think I like the print better than the original dress lmao
here we go again
Posted by -elle-
@UrsaMediocreI showed the Oliver Sweeney shoes to the boyfriend.
Probably should have kept them to myself....lol
He is obsessed with the tattoo shoes now....and aside from flying to London....I have no idea where to get them.
See what you started π
Unless you trust your local artist, England is the only country with Oliver Sweeney locations. They do sell the brand at Nordstrom if he wants to try them on. Send some pics if he decides to get a pair!

Posted by justagirl
Jesus fucking christ,You fuckers have already destroyed way too many threads on here with that stupid fucking beef. DON'T destroy YET another god dam thread with your internet beef. TAKE it elsewhere.
Be adults if you are capable of doing so, which i doubt at this point.
Block each other and be done with it.
WE have ALL seen it over and over and over and over and over and over.. don't get it yet ? over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. We don't give a fuck who's right or wrong... just LOL
Talk about beating a dead horse to bloody death.
Just to be clear; I was minding my own business and simply told Enoch to leave me alone after repeated notifications then bmoon decided to be nosey and insert himself in a way that revives drama and tension.
I'm not the problem; they are. They are obsessed with this "beef" and trying to keep it going at any possible chance.
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And you love the attention. Congrats on the award. Glad to see your staying relevant to the masses.
Err.. I came looking for the dance floor...Wrong place?? π
Posted by Teena
Err.. I came looking for the dance floor...Wrong place?? π
I'm trying to figure out where it is too. Maybe we can find it together if no one helps out soon.
π π
Posted by Teena
Err.. I came looking for the dance floor...Wrong place?? πI'm trying to figure out where it is too. Maybe we can find it together if no one helps out soon.
π π
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Yayy!! Let's go @Copperdove
We'll just dance our way into everything if we don't find any π

Posted by Teena
Err.. I came looking for the dance floor...Wrong place?? πI'm trying to figure out where it is too. Maybe we can find it together if no one helps out soon.
π π
Yayy!! Let's go @Copperdove
We'll just dance our way into everything if we don't find any π
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For sure! We can create our own, no problem.
(((fixed and mutable manifestations)))
Posted by Teena
Err.. I came looking for the dance floor...Wrong place?? πI'm trying to figure out where it is too. Maybe we can find it together if no one helps out soon.
π π
Yayy!! Let's go @Copperdove
We'll just dance our way into everything if we don't find any π
For sure! We can create our own, no problem.
(((fixed and mutable manifestations)))
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Yassss!!!

Wow I was irritated in that above post I made. πππ
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Gotta keep that collar bar on though, because that would be a pain to get that collar to look like that again after one too many G&Ts and Old Fashioneds at the After Party!